[14:52:32]: Ale32bit: Including but not limited to [14:52:50]: Ale32bit: Reroutered data to our 100% secure servers [14:53:14]: gollark: NordVPN will secure your computer against literally anything. [14:53:21]: Ale32bit: Apply the promo codo i am an idiot [14:53:31]: Ale32bit: To get a discount of 80% for the first 3 months [14:53:47]: gollark: Thanks to NordVPN, your computer can't be hacked, virused, disconnected from the internet, stolen, looked at by someone else, or destroyed with a hammer. [14:53:47]: Ale32bit: Well what are you waiting for? [14:54:08]: Ale32bit: And now let's get to the content [14:54:19]: Ale32bit: ExpressVPN [14:54:35]: [D] Kan181: FjordVPN [14:54:37]: gollark: Tired of NordVPN and all its problems? Try our other sponsor, PotatoVPN. [14:54:57]: gollark: PotatoVPN routes your traffic through random PotatOS-running computers on as many as two Minecraft servers. [14:55:19]: Ale32bit: You always forget your password? [14:55:27]: Ale32bit: Scared of hackers stealing your accounts? [14:55:35]: Ale32bit: Always using the same goddamn password? [14:55:38]: gollark: Always forget your password? Just set it to "Password123". [14:55:41]: gollark: On everything. [14:55:44]: Ale32bit: Try LastPass:tm: [14:55:55]: gollark: Don't worry, our cybersecurity professionals have confirmed that this password is TOTALLY SECURE. [14:56:00]: gollark: Buy it now before stocks run out! [14:56:05]: Lignum: brrlt [14:56:25]: gollark: Weird, Lignum is talking but does not actually exist. [14:56:28]: ?, Ale32bit, Wojbie2, gollark, help [14:56:28]: ?, Ale32bit, Wojbie2, gollark, help [14:56:32]: Ale32bit: it's a ghost [14:56:32]: Lignum: whoopsident [14:56:42]: gollark: Also weirdly, I can autocomplete your name even though you don't exist. [14:56:47]: gollark: * didn't [14:56:50]: [D] Kan181: We should get potatOS computers running on lurcraft and techcorp [14:56:51]: gollark: t* could [14:57:00]: Ale32bit: don't talk about techcorp [14:57:08]: Ale32bit: that server is cursed [14:57:25]: [D] Kan181: Also gollark how do you get all the stained glass for the 64x64x64 cube [14:57:30]: gollark: Stained glass? [14:57:37]: Ale32bit: btw gollark [14:57:41]: Ale32bit: thermal mods [14:57:43]: [D] Kan181: or just whatever material you used [14:57:44]: Ale32bit: that's the present [14:57:45]: gollark: I guessed as much. [14:57:47]: Ale32bit: thermal mods [14:57:59]: gollark: It's cloud blocks, made from wool at a 1:8 ratio or something. Very cheap. [14:58:02]: [D] Kan181: CNLite got thermal mods??? [14:58:15]: Ale32bit: yes [14:58:21]: Lignum: do those mods add heat [14:58:21]: Ale32bit: nobody ever reads announcements [14:58:23]: [D] Kan181: I will have to investigate these "cloud blocks" [14:58:35]: Ale32bit: next time i'll ping everyone [14:58:43]: gollark: osmarks.tkcraft? is probably coming SOON? (next decade, still, probably). The internet connection to my new server is still bottlenecked with copying all my data from the old one. [14:59:04]: [D] Kan181: @gollark https://blog.xkcd.com/2019/08/26/how-to-send-a-file/ [15:01:01]: gollark: I could use my USB stick, but its write speeds are awful too. [15:01:26]: gollark: And all my mail pigeons are busy. [15:02:14]: Ale32bit: i just call them by phone [15:02:18]: Ale32bit: and tell each byte [15:02:30]: Ale32bit: much faster [15:02:31]: gollark: Anyway, only a few gigabytes more left to transfer. [15:02:49]: gollark: I just hook a 56k modem to my mobile phone, simple! [15:02:50]: [D] Kan181: two hundred fifty five, forty one, one hundred thirty two, sixty four, eighty seven, two hundred eight [15:03:04]: gollark: I get unlimited SMS/calls, but only 8GB of data per month... [15:03:07]: Ale32bit: decimal? [15:03:08]: Ale32bit: nah [15:03:11]: Ale32bit: just use hex [15:03:19]: Ale32bit: or ascii [15:03:22]: [D] Kan181: I get unlimited SMS/calls, but only 9GB of data per month... [15:03:25]: Ale32bit: hex is a better choice tho [15:03:37]: [D] Kan181: Idea: Internet Over SMS/MMS [15:03:43]: Lignum: yea been done [15:04:02]: Lignum: https://github.com/spandanb/ipos [15:04:59]: + 6_4 joined the game [15:07:31]: 6_4: Hmmm, how to get a lot of wool... [15:07:58]: You are now AFK (Away From Keyboard). [15:08:01]: Ale32bit: i used to have a wool farm on sc1 [15:08:05]: *gollark has gone AFK. [15:08:37]: 6_4: gollark how do you get a lot of wool to get a lot of cloud [15:08:39]: You are no longer AFK. [15:08:42]: gollark: Wojbie sells it. [15:08:42]: *gollark is no longer AFK. [15:08:46]: 6_4: Ok [15:09:15]: - 6_4 left the game [15:10:04]: + 6_4 joined the game [15:10:19]: 6_4: e [15:10:29]: Ale32bit: h [15:10:48]: - 6_4 left the game [15:11:37]: + 6_4 joined the game [15:13:43]: *gollark has gone AFK. [15:16:35]: - Ale32bit left the game [15:22:45]: *gollark is no longer AFK. [15:26:16]: 6_4: I should make a Shopping Index [15:26:23]: 6_4: basically a list of what shops have what item [15:26:29]: 6_4: and where you can find those shops [15:27:14]: Wojbie2: Thanks for your business [15:27:15]: *Wojbie2 is no longer AFK. [15:27:47]: *gollark has gone AFK. [15:29:08]: 6_4: now i'm looking for wojbie's shop outside of wolf mall [15:30:02]: 6_4: 3d6 the new spawn should have a 3d layout [15:30:24]: 6_4: oh wait 3d6 isn't here [15:32:15]: *Wojbie2 has gone AFK. [15:32:37]: Lignum: i have great news for you [15:32:42]: Lignum: minecraft takes place in R? [15:33:47]: + 3d6 joined the game [15:34:07]: 3d6: liggnum [15:34:09]: Lignum: 3ddf [15:34:14]: 3d6: we are together again [15:34:17]: Lignum: :( [15:34:27]: 3d6: come here fool [15:34:30]: 6_4: lignum can you apply the dynmap fix you did for the overworld for the nether and end too [15:34:41]: Lignum: yea but its ognna take a while [15:34:45]: 6_4: ok [15:34:52]: Lignum: the fuck is this [15:35:06]: 3d6: drucifer and i are making a new uhh [15:35:10]: 3d6: entertainment platform [15:35:20]: Lignum: i see [15:35:31]: 3d6: using the tile you are currently standing on as an input [15:35:38]: + Ale32bit joined the game [15:35:55]: Ale32bit: k [15:36:09]: 3d6: hi ale [15:36:13]: 6_4: i see what gollark's 3d prints were used for now [15:36:15]: Ale32bit: hi [15:36:22]: 3d6: yeah these are really only 6 monitors [15:36:30]: 3d6: every tile gets its own term object [15:36:38]: 6_4: have you considered making this into a chessboard [15:36:44]: ?, altar, boxes, c2, c3, containment1, del, delete, help, jaktunnel, jas, joeland, ligtownembassy, list, minerman2, module, mult, mushroom, nether, pjals, quarry, set, surface, tunnels, workarea, xplayerl [15:36:45]: spawner, spawnerinside, spawntestroom, spawntestroom2 [15:36:47]: 3d6: yes i think that would be splendid fun [15:36:51]: *gollark is no longer AFK. [15:36:51]: Warped to home "spawntestroom" successfully. [15:36:54]: + Wojbie joined the game [15:36:58]: gollark: OR DID HE? [15:37:03]: Ale32bit: f [15:37:04]: You don't have SwitchCraft's permission to interact with the block computercraft:peripheral. [15:37:06]: 6_4: make it into a chessboard... with holographic projections of the pieces [15:37:10]: gollark: YES. [15:37:16]: 3d6: holographic projections were kind of a uh [15:37:21]: gollark: very cool? [15:37:24]: 3d6: "maybe later" idea [15:37:30]: Lignum: ok according to dynmap, the nether does not exist [15:37:31]: Ale32bit: oh boi [15:37:31]: Lignum: ughrghr [15:37:34]: 3d6: because i know so little of them [15:37:50]: 3d6: unless, you know, someone wanted to help integrate that ... might be fun ... [15:37:53]: Ale32bit: exactly how did you do this without monitors merging [15:38:02]: 6_4: there are 3d prints on the side of the monitors [15:38:08]: Wojbie: wtf... since when it motod set to true? [15:38:11]: 6_4: that don't show the edges between the monitors [15:38:17]: Ale32bit: ah [15:38:17]: 3d6: squid wanted us to test it [15:38:18]: Lignum: Wojbie: since squid told me to [15:38:33]: gollark: Wait, how many monitrons is it? [15:38:33]: 3d6: and respond with a letter about whether or not it was a good idea [15:38:40]: 3d6: monitrons? [15:38:41]: 6_4: 6 monitrons [15:38:45]: 3d6: 6 screens [15:38:46]: 6_4: you can look below it [15:38:54]: gollark: Neat. Potatoplex it. [15:39:00]: 3d6: whh huh [15:39:04]: gollark: This is the sort of system Potatoplex is designed for. [15:39:10]: gollark: https://pastebin.com/wYBZjQhN [15:39:11]: 3d6: i used the window api [15:39:26]: 6_4: pastebin run wybzjqhn [15:39:37]: 3d6: technically i think you could make one term object encompass the whole of it [15:39:42]: 6_4: i'm updating my opus os, hopefully it doesn't break [15:39:56]: 6_4: ok everything seems fine currently, it booted up [15:39:57]: 3d6: but the correct way to use it would be to draw to each individual tile, which each has its own term [15:39:58]: Lignum: urgh yea i cant figure out how to render the nether/end [15:40:22]: gollark: Shame, given that potatOS spying infrastructure relies on that capability. [15:40:44]: Lignum: oh good thing i didnt then [15:41:04]: Lignum is now sleeping. (1/3) [15:41:12]: Wojbie: 6_4 got more wool in both shops if you want it [15:41:13]: 6_4: hmm how big is a single tile [15:41:22]: 6_4: ok wojbie, i'll buy some more later [15:41:23]: Wojbie is now sleeping. (2/3) [15:41:31]: 3d6: 38x26 [15:41:34]: 3d6: chars [15:42:04]: 6_4: that's 114x52 pixels if using special characters above 127 to draw [15:42:25]: 3d6: i think you got that backwards [15:42:40]: 6_4: ? [15:42:55]: 3d6: its 76x78 pixels in that case i think [15:42:55]: Wojbie: you get double on horizontal and triple on vertical [15:43:02]: 6_4: oh i thought it was the other way around [15:43:04]: 3d6: if you look, they are largely square shaped [15:43:51]: 3d6: so if you were playing chess [15:43:57]: 3d6: you could stand on the tile with your piece in it [15:44:06]: 3d6: then click on your PDA the action button [15:44:11]: Lignum: so this is for chess? [15:44:18]: 3d6: then go stand at the desired location and click again [15:44:22]: 6_4: it's not for anything yet afaik [15:44:26]: 3d6: no, it's for anything we can think of, not just chess [15:44:36]: Lignum: i see you are making a video game console [15:44:40]: 3d6: chess is just something that would work well here [15:44:44]: 3d6: yes essentially [15:45:01]: 3d6: though probably only one or two will be built, as they cost over 1000 KST for materials alone [15:45:11]: Lignum: yea but you're loaded [15:45:22]: You are now AFK (Away From Keyboard). [15:45:37]: You are no longer AFK. [15:45:46]: 6_4: ooh disco [15:45:54]: 3d6: thats the api loading [15:45:57]: You don't have permission to use plethora:neuralconnector on a minecraft:stone. [15:45:58]: You don't have permission to use plethora:neuralconnector on a minecraft:stone. [15:46:02]: 3d6: highlighting each screen and then each tile term [15:46:07]: 6_4: 3d6 can you provide a breakdown of the material costs? [15:46:16]: gollark: Well, it's quite a lot of monitors. [15:46:18]: 3d6: the floor is basically made of gold blocks [15:46:22]: gollark: 256, probably. [15:46:37]: 6_4: each advanced monitor is 2 gold and 0.25 glass pane [15:46:39]: 3d6: there is another screen on the wall [15:46:42]: gollark: 256 monitors and all the GTech-manufactured 3D-printed screen frames. [15:46:47]: Ale32bit: 256 advanced monitors [15:46:51]: 3d6: advanced monitors are 2 gold? [15:46:55]: gollark: Yep. [15:47:02]: 6_4: the recipe with 8 gold produces 4 advanced monitors [15:47:07]: 3d6: ok, well, perhaps this is not so costly as i had imagined [15:47:14]: gollark: Yes, "only" 512 gold. [15:47:20]: gollark: So "cheap". [15:47:36]: 6_4: i only have 3 miners remaining rip [15:47:44]: gollark: You also need a lot of chamelium and stuff to print the frames. [15:47:47]: Ale32bit: i don't even have this much gold [15:47:54]: 6_4: i only have 32 gold [15:48:06]: 3d6: ok and dont forget the big screen [15:48:15]: gollark: What big ?creen? The one off to the east? [15:48:15]: 3d6: which in the final design probably will be 8x6 [15:48:22]: 3d6: and off to the north instead of the east [15:48:30]: gollark: I don't see anything that way. [15:48:40]: You don't have permission to use plethora:neuralconnector on a computercraft:peripheral. [15:48:42]: 3d6: i mean the current one is to the east [15:48:45]: gollark: Ah I see. [15:48:48]: 3d6: but thats not the final size [15:48:49]: 6_4: can you add a wall around thi [15:48:51]: 6_4: s [15:48:53]: 3d6: a manipulator with entity sensor and chat recorder [15:48:57]: gollark: So maybe 600 gold instead. [15:49:03]: 3d6: there will be a modem needed, but that can be basic [15:49:46]: 3d6: and, a holographic projector, if someone wants to help me set something like that up, cough . [15:49:57]: Lignum: No. [15:50:03]: 3d6: not you, lady [15:50:56]: 6_4: holographic projectors can do 48x32x48 in a 9x6x9 space [15:51:38]: You are now AFK (Away From Keyboard). [15:51:46]: You are no longer AFK. [15:51:53]: Wojbie: man i forgot how fun and mazelike hydro made this place [15:52:00]: gollark: What place? [15:52:09]: Wojbie: his offices behind the mall [15:52:17]: Lignum: did you ever fix your flag [15:52:18]: 3d6: that means we will need several projectors [15:52:27]: 3d6: to cover the board [15:52:29]: Warping to choruscity. [15:52:38]: gollark: You should just have four per tile for maximum holography. [15:52:39]: 3d6: and they will have to be able to be sectioned out to individual tile zones [15:52:46]: 3d6: for drawing [15:52:49]: Wojbie: Lignum - yes i did and f you. [15:52:54]: Lignum: its been like that for so long i dont know which way the polish flag is supposed to be around anymore [15:53:14]: 3d6: i think holograms are off the table at this time [15:53:17]: Wojbie: SOMEONE cought 3d6 cought keeps turning it around!! [15:53:31]: 3d6: hey, it really was yemmel, not 3d6 [15:53:42]: 3d6: ok, i mightve done it, once, but, yem started it [15:53:46]: Lignum: yea i was in TS with yem [15:53:49]: Lignum: we were both drunk [15:53:54]: Lignum: and i told him lol flip the flag [15:53:58]: Lignum: andd the madlad actually did it [15:54:01]: 3d6: and then we all insisted you were from monaco for months until you saw [15:54:09]: Wojbie: i was flipped like 5 times by now. [15:54:15]: Wojbie: it [15:54:20]: 3d6: wasnnt me [15:54:25]: Lignum: theres still a lot of shit on the server that yem and me did while drunk [15:54:30]: Lignum: some of it we probably dont even remember anymore [15:54:34]: Wojbie: including this server. [15:54:36]: 3d6: they didnt tell me [15:54:45]: Lignum: do you remember the sugar cane plague [15:54:46]: 3d6: remember the sugar cane incident [15:54:49]: Ale32bit: i'm sure this server is the product of yem + alcohol [15:54:49]: Lignum: yea [15:54:50]: Wojbie: ahahaha [15:54:56]: Lignum: Ale32bit: basically [15:54:58]: Wojbie: sugar cane thing was amazing ;D [15:55:09]: Lignum: someone else also got drunk when we did the sugar cane thing [15:55:11]: Lignum: but like proper hard [15:55:12]: 6_4: i estimate you would need 16 tier-2 projectors to play a game of 3d chess [15:55:13]: Lignum: so we thought [15:55:13]: 3d6: i dreaded it, because nobody would tell me why it was happening! [15:55:19]: Lignum: lets blame it on this guy and say he just doesnt remember the next day [15:55:21]: gollark: What if you make a command computer autonomously flip the flag thingy 90 degrees each hour? [15:55:32]: Ale32bit: wait what happened with sugar canes [15:55:43]: 3d6: im not interested in confusing wojbies flag at this time [15:55:50]: Lignum: one day switchcity was filled with sugar canes [15:55:54]: 6_4: actually only 4 i think [15:55:54]: Lignum: and we pretended it was a glitch [15:55:57]: 3d6: i think the joke ran out [15:55:58]: Lignum: and not us fucking around with worldedit [15:56:07]: Ale32bit: oh god [15:56:07]: Ale32bit: when [15:56:08]: 6_4: actually 8 [15:56:11]: Lignum: long time ago [15:56:21]: 6_4: either 8 tier-1 projectors or 4 tier-2 projectors [15:56:22]: 3d6: it was worldedit? i thought you did something in config [15:56:28]: Lignum: nah it was done manually [15:56:40]: 3d6: i would for sure have veto'd that joke if i were present [15:56:51]: Lignum: my favourite drunk shenanigan is the street thing [15:56:55]: Lignum: i'm still not sure if people have found that yet [15:57:01]: Ale32bit: what thing [15:57:06]: 6_4: tier-2 projectors aren't that more expensive compared to tier-1 [15:57:07]: Lignum: somewhere on switchcity's streets [15:57:11]: Lignum: there is an intangible slab [15:57:14]: Ale32bit: oh [15:57:15]: Lignum: you fall through into the void [15:57:17]: Ale32bit: i fell in there [15:57:24]: Lignum: yea [15:57:26]: Ale32bit: there was something written also [15:57:27]: 3d6: i kept getting complaints so i had it removed [15:57:30]: Lignum: yes [15:57:36]: Lignum: "If you tell the admins, I'll ban you" [15:57:42]: Ale32bit: lol [15:57:45]: 3d6: also would have veto'd [15:57:46]: 6_4: you are the admins [15:57:54]: Lignum: yea but people falling in there wouldn't have known that [15:58:24]: 3d6: thats the kind of administration i expect from ape42 world 8 goatsbusters abandoned wastewater treatment facility [15:58:33]: 3d6: not switchcraft [15:58:49]: Lignum: i call it spicy administration [15:58:51]: Ale32bit: that's the kind of administration i expect from sc [15:58:57]: 3d6: i wrote a lot of scarcely worded letters to yem [15:59:54]: Wojbie: 3d6 you removed that void drop? [16:00:03]: Lignum: its still there [16:00:06]: Wojbie: all fo them? [16:00:07]: 3d6: the underground structure is still there, just the entrance is gone [16:00:09]: Lignum: there was just one [16:00:10]: Wojbie: of* [16:00:15]: Lignum: no i fell in it a while ago [16:00:17]: Ale32bit: people always have to ruin fun i guess [16:00:22]: *gollark has gone AFK. [16:00:26]: Wojbie: ... there were more then one.. [16:00:27]: 3d6: was it me this time [16:00:38]: Ale32bit: players complaining i mean [16:00:40]: Wojbie: i made one with yemmel. [16:00:44]: Lignum: ohhhh [16:00:45]: Lignum: nice [16:00:48]: 3d6: i agree more with valithor's spicy administration [16:00:54]: Lignum: also who put out the flamin' wang [16:01:03]: 3d6: the fire sounded bothersome [16:01:10]: Ale32bit: i want a flamin' wang [16:01:11]: 3d6: lets be real that fire died metaphorically too [16:01:20]: Wojbie: remember that frakking bong? [16:01:25]: Lignum: yes [16:01:28]: 3d6: that bong is still there [16:01:29]: Ale32bit: cloud's bong? [16:01:57]: Lignum: do you guys remember the aurora borealis [16:02:00]: Wojbie: i paid so many krists to get it moved ;p [16:02:09]: 3d6: also in poor taste [16:02:22]: 3d6: not that cloud stalks children is much better, but at least you can tell what street you are on! [16:02:33]: Ale32bit: ahah [16:02:34]: Wojbie: and what to watch out for. [16:02:38]: Ale32bit: i read that sign [16:02:45]: Lignum: oh you didnt know about the actual aurora borealis then??? [16:02:51]: 3d6: huh????? [16:02:55]: Wojbie: 3d6 remeber when we connected cloud street with spillage street? [16:02:56]: Lignum: yem and i copied THE ENTIRE VILLAGE on that street [16:02:57]: Lignum: into the sky [16:03:09]: Lignum: and we called it the aurora borealis when asked [16:03:23]: 3d6: cloud with spillage? [16:03:23]: Ale32bit: is it still there [16:03:28]: Wojbie: yea [16:03:32]: Lignum: no [16:03:34]: Wojbie: and then you made it rain ;D [16:04:05]: 3d6: yeah, i remembver that [16:04:08]: 3d6: ohhh ohhh i get it [16:04:22]: 3d6: hey, that's a good one! [16:04:31]: 6_4: wojbie where's your other shop's location? [16:04:37]: Wojbie: at my plot [16:04:43]: 6_4: where is your plot? [16:04:50]: Ale32bit: at his plot [16:04:53]: 6_4: ok [16:04:58]: Lignum: 3df do you just make games down here nowadays [16:05:09]: 3d6: pretty much [16:05:18]: 3d6: i want to open some buildings with games in them in the model town [16:05:28]: Lignum: oh right someone wanted arcades right [16:05:37]: 3d6: an arcade and a casino [16:05:42]: 3d6: i think i am qualified to make the casino [16:05:44]: Wojbie: ahahaha i found my old black market shop.. I never got around to finding things to sell in it. [16:05:48]: 3d6: but yesterday i started thinking about games [16:06:11]: 3d6: grog maybe [16:06:19]: 3d6: its heinously overpriced everywhere [16:06:24]: Lignum: i have a university friend now who studies games engineering [16:06:38]: Lignum: it's because of that field that our computer rooms are stocked with RTX2080s [16:06:43]: Wojbie: 3d6 i was just thinking about selling renamed cobblestone 1 kst a piece. [16:06:44]: Ale32bit: nice [16:07:06]: Lignum: but i personally couldnt imagine shitting out games in unity all day [16:07:10]: Wojbie: like renamed to "command commputer" and "yermell head" [16:07:21]: Ale32bit: yermell* [16:07:27]: 6_4: *lemmry [16:07:37]: Wojbie: yes.. written with error on purpurose. [16:07:49]: Wojbie: so i can't be accused of scamming [16:07:50]: Ale32bit: lermyer [16:07:55]: 6_4: *lemmey [16:08:03]: Lignum: lermyer, when lem becomes a lawyer [16:08:06]: 3d6: sunods like an april fools gag [16:08:41]: 6_4: lemmey and yemmmel [16:08:41]: - Wojbie left the game [16:08:52]: [D] Link2006: Good morning switchcraft ? [16:08:56]: Lignum: morning [16:08:56]: 3d6: we are running out of 2019 fast [16:09:04]: Ale32bit: 5pm here [16:09:07]: [D] Kan181: we are running out of this decade fast [16:09:18]: [D] Kan181: 11am here [16:09:24]: 3d6: im trying to think if there is anything i still want to do [16:09:29]: Ale32bit: i'm running out of life fast [16:09:36]: Lignum: arent we all [16:09:51]: Ale32bit: i think i'm depressed again [16:09:59]: Lignum: ale why are you orbitting me [16:10:03]: A teleport request was sent to Ale32bit. [16:10:03]: *gollark is no longer AFK. [16:10:07]: Ale32bit: because your mass is dense and big [16:10:12]: You have teleported to Ale32bit's location. [16:10:14]: Lignum: ok [16:10:30]: 3d6: lignum you have your own gravitational pull [16:10:32]: Ale32bit was slain by Lignum using [?cYemmel's ?6Flamin' ?eWang] [16:10:37]: gollark was slain by Lignum using [?cYemmel's ?6Flamin' ?eWang] [16:10:42]: Lignum: yes [16:10:43]: gollark: Ow. Bad lignum. [16:10:43]: Ale32bit: abuse [16:10:43]: Returned you to your previous location. [16:10:49]: You don't have permission to use plethora:neuralconnector on a minecraft:concrete. [16:11:26]: gollark: Hey, we could make this actually emulate gravity by programming the inverse square law in. [16:11:42]: Lignum: whats one of them [16:11:59]: 6_4: can we program the outverse cube law [16:11:59]: gollark: The force of gravity is proportional to distance^-2 or something. [16:12:12]: Lignum: ohh that [16:12:29]: gollark: And we could specify different masses for different players... [16:12:40]: Lignum: justyn is fat [16:12:48]: Ale32bit: how many kgs [16:12:55]: Lignum: idk [16:13:01]: Lignum: but justyn is no longer gay [16:13:03]: Lignum: he has been freed [16:13:09]: 3d6: wait, is htat true [16:13:16]: Lignum: idk i just came up with that fact [16:13:25]: Lignum: justyn is fat is the new JIG [16:13:32]: gollark: PotatOS is the new CraftOS. [16:13:34]: Ale32bit: ahah justyn fat [16:14:09]: Lignum: speaking of which 3d6, do you still have the JIG games [16:14:19]: Ale32bit: ccjam when [16:14:24]: Lignum: ccjam 2017 results when [16:14:26]: 3d6: the full set, but they are not for publication [16:14:31]: Lignum: i see [16:14:39]: Ale32bit: ccjam2020 when [16:14:43]: Lignum: 2020 [16:14:46]: gollark: ccjam2019 when [16:14:49]: Ale32bit: ccjam19 when [16:14:49]: 3d6: we may hold a ccjam next year if there is interest [16:15:01]: 6_4: ccjam online [16:15:03]: gollark: Ale, you can't just use 2-digit years or you'll doom us all again. [16:15:12]: 3d6: what do you mean again [16:15:17]: 3d6: that was in the interface only [16:15:21]: Ale32bit: should ccjam hosted in a server? [16:15:23]: 3d6: of one software [16:15:29]: 3d6: ccjam is already hosted in a server [16:15:33]: Returned you to your previous location. [16:15:34]: Ale32bit: i mean [16:15:37]: Ale32bit: a minecraft server [16:15:41]: Warped to home "constructionsite" successfully. [16:15:48]: Lignum: i was also thinking of holding some kind of programming competition with challenges where you score points [16:15:58]: 3d6: i thought about that, but figured it would likely only be SC ever again [16:16:02]: 3d6: and scrapped the idea [16:16:14]: Ale32bit: only because it will be here? [16:16:23]: 3d6: everyone's here anyway [16:16:29]: 3d6: or at least, that's what i had imagined at the time [16:16:29]: Ale32bit: ;-; [16:16:34]: 3d6: years ago [16:16:54]: 3d6: i did consider server representation [16:17:10]: 3d6: where there is no host server, but a server wins a prize for having a player representing it win [16:17:25]: Ale32bit: server wins? [16:17:43]: 3d6: well each player who makes a submission also fills in their server of choice [16:17:52]: Ale32bit: hmm [16:17:59]: gollark: A prize like wot? [16:18:05]: Lignum: i had some ideas for programming challenges but i forgot them again [16:18:09]: 3d6: through this system, historically, lua land would have a medal on file [16:18:23]: Lignum: oh, one of them was a turtle routing algorithm [16:18:26]: 3d6: switchcraft would be in the lead with 3 [16:19:56]: 6_4: will switchcraft ever get ender storage? [16:20:12]: Lignum: mroe mods, more problems, probably not [16:20:13]: 3d6: will have to hear from ale about if it works [16:20:15]: Ale32bit: cn has ender storage [16:20:20]: Ale32bit: no problems so far [16:20:20]: [D] Link2006: Cant you just make it yourself with CC [16:20:26]: 3d6: dont listen to lignum im adding 2 more mods in 3.20 [16:20:36]: Lignum: grr [16:20:37]: Ale32bit: what's the other mod [16:20:43]: Lignum: we dont even have yem anymore [16:20:43]: 3d6: opensec [16:20:46]: Ale32bit: ah nice [16:20:47]: [D] Link2006: Pog [16:20:53]: - 6_4 left the game [16:21:16]: 3d6: now how does ES work ale [16:21:24]: Ale32bit: well [16:21:24]: 3d6: does it enable item transfer [16:21:27]: Ale32bit: yes [16:21:33]: Ale32bit: wireless [16:21:41]: Ale32bit: it's like ender chests [16:21:44]: Ale32bit: but with addresses [16:21:52]: 3d6: how much entropy [16:22:09]: Ale32bit: 16^3 [16:22:28]: Ale32bit: also [16:22:34]: Ale32bit: you can make a chest "personal" [16:22:59]: Ale32bit: each user has their own 16^3 addresses [16:23:09]: Ale32bit: + 16^3 addresses public [16:23:30]: 3d6: 2*16^3? [16:23:45]: Ale32bit: yes [16:23:52]: gollark: So 13 bits, kind of. [16:24:09]: 3d6: sounds rickety at scale... [16:24:23]: Ale32bit: the top side of the chests have 3 wool bits [16:24:27]: Ale32bit: you can colour each bit [16:24:27]: Lignum: on a rickety stage [16:24:31]: Ale32bit: with the 16 colors [16:24:33]: Lignum: SPJ is howling about linear types [16:24:48]: Ale32bit: if you use a diamond on the lock thing in the front side [16:24:58]: Ale32bit: it switches to private addresses [16:25:08]: gollark: I don't see how it's "rickety". 4096 private addresses is plenty. [16:25:09]: 3d6: which are reserved? [16:25:14]: Ale32bit: yes to you [16:25:15]: Lignum: https://twitter.com/plt_dril/status/1019285365352329217 [16:25:17]: Lignum: this is my favourite tweet [16:25:23]: Ale32bit: the one that "locks" it [16:25:24]: 3d6: so, only that player can place down such a chest? [16:25:29]: Ale32bit: no [16:25:30]: gollark: No. [16:25:38]: gollark: It doesn't let you reserve "frequencies". [16:25:55]: Ale32bit: but other people can't access your chests without you [16:25:55]: 3d6: so every player has their own white-white-white? [16:26:05]: Ale32bit: yes [16:26:08]: Lignum: the fuck are you guys doing anyway [16:26:10]: Ale32bit: but not just white white white [16:26:11]: gollark: It's just that if you place a blue/blue/blue chest and make it private, that won't connect to a non-private blue/blue/blue chest, or someone else's private one, but will to yours. [16:26:14]: Ale32bit: but all combinations of colors [16:26:32]: gollark: Hmm, Ale, can ender chests interact with computers? I kind of want to make an enderchest "frequency scanner" now for... non-evil reasons? [16:26:37]: Ale32bit: not anymore [16:26:47]: gollark: SADNESS! [16:26:54]: gollark: What happened? [16:27:04]: Ale32bit: the dev probably saw vulnerabilities [16:27:06]: 3d6: you can not wrap one as a peripheral? [16:27:09]: Ale32bit: you can [16:27:20]: Ale32bit: but as a plethora chest [16:27:41]: Lignum: btw 3df did you ever pay the bills [16:27:48]: 3d6: uh how much are those [16:27:55]: Lignum: i dont know i think its been like 6 months now [16:28:00]: 3d6: what????? [16:28:13]: 3d6: how much do we spend again [16:28:18]: Lignum: 20? [16:28:22]: 3d6: uhhh [16:28:24]: Lignum: well [16:28:26]: Lignum: 19.99 [16:28:27]: 3d6: anyone want to buy a [S] tag [16:29:12]: 3d6: crickets alright ill take it out of my soil budget [16:29:41]: Lignum: i mean at this point i could just take over the costs really [16:29:47]: Lignum: it's not like it's hurting me [16:31:05]: 3d6: i would appreciate that, but i did say i would be good for it [16:31:12]: Lignum: ok [16:31:27]: 3d6: imean if you wanna go halfsies or something and then we can put on [S] tags [16:32:32]: 3d6: what's the range of a computronics tape player [16:32:38]: 3d6: how far can you hear that [16:32:44]: Ale32bit: back [16:33:14]: Lignum: 3df do you remember my cool investment [16:33:23]: 3d6: ytes i remember [16:33:25]: Ale32bit: send the donate link [16:33:25]: Lignum: i have made a total profit of 66.66? [16:33:31]: 3d6: excellent work [16:33:34]: Lignum: thx [16:33:50]: Lignum: i expected it to be more, but it did start out in the negative for a while [16:33:51]: 3d6: theres not any donate link at the moment [16:33:55]: Ale32bit: f [16:34:01]: 3d6: when someone takes a tag, i just process the payment manually [16:34:02]: Lignum: yes we need to set up the shitcraft site [16:34:25]: Ale32bit: i will donate 5 [16:34:33]: Lignum: 5 whats [16:34:37]: Lignum: we dont take zimbabwean dollars [16:34:46]: 3d6: lignum you prude !! [16:35:09]: Ale32bit: i can afford to pay 5 dollars [16:38:00]: gollark: I can pay 5KST? [16:38:15]: Lignum: no we dont take zimbabwean dollars [16:38:16]: 3d6: if i can just remember the command ... [16:38:28]: Lignum: should be in the SC handbook [16:38:33]: Ale32bit: rip ping [16:38:36]: 3d6: oh right, where did we put that? [16:38:42]: Lignum: squid [16:38:48]: Lignum: SquidDev/SwitchCraftHandbook [16:39:14]: Lignum: it's applysupporter [16:40:00]: Ale32bit: why is that even a command [16:40:07]: Lignum: for cases like this [16:40:12]: Ale32bit: i mean [16:40:19]: Ale32bit: just use /lp user Ale32bit parent add donor [16:40:30]: Ale32bit: or whatever group the supporters have [16:40:34]: Lignum: oh [16:40:37]: Lignum: they have no group [16:40:42]: Lignum: it's handled by a plugin [16:40:51]: Lignum: since you can link your account to discord and hte forums [16:40:52]: Ale32bit: just use /lp user Ale32bit meta set supporter true [16:41:03]: 3d6: found it [16:41:04]: Lignum: i think thats what the command does internally [16:41:07]: 3d6: its /applysupporter [16:41:14]: Lignum: 3df you knobhead [16:41:14]: [S] Ale32bit: that's what i do on cn [16:41:25]: Lignum: i told you the command 3 minutes ago [16:41:32]: 3d6: i was reading the book! [16:41:58]: [S] Ale32bit: i am now cool [16:42:06]: 3d6: thanks a lot ale ! [16:42:27]: [S] Ale32bit: i could have paid for gd support with this money [16:42:32]: [D] jakedacatman: join the club [16:42:32]: [S] Ale32bit: but i chose to build it myself lol [16:43:06]: Lignum: gd support? [16:43:11]: [S] Ale32bit: griefdefender [16:43:17]: Lignum: oh [16:43:27]: [S] Ale32bit: gp is now dead [16:43:37]: Lignum: good riddance [16:43:54]: Lignum: is GD less fucked? [16:44:02]: [S] Ale32bit: idk [16:44:09]: [S] Ale32bit: gp devs made it [16:44:17]: 3d6: then why not call it gp [16:44:20]: [S] Ale32bit: but it's paid support [16:44:27]: [S] Ale32bit: i think it's because of spigot [16:44:28]: 3d6: maybe thats why [16:44:33]: [S] Ale32bit: spigot has another gp [16:44:39]: [S] Ale32bit: which is worse than sponge gp [16:44:44]: Lignum: GP devs devving for spigot [16:44:45]: Lignum: cursed [16:44:49]: [S] Ale32bit: i think the devs wanted to make sponge gp but for spigot [16:44:56]: gollark: You have a secret Switchcraft Handbook?!!??!!??!!?!!!?!?! [16:45:04]: Lignum: yea it's not that secret [16:45:21]: Lignum: when lem departed he gave us a handbook of how to handle basic aspects of the server [16:45:32]: 3d6: that was before he left wasnt it [16:45:36]: Lignum: yes [16:45:39]: Lignum: but about to leave [16:45:52]: 3d6: well that would have been nice to know about!!! [16:46:01]: [S] Ale32bit: i'm curious about this handbook [16:46:09]: Lignum: it's just a folder with a bunch of .md files [16:46:30]: [S] Ale32bit: i'm curious about this folder with a bunch of .md files [16:46:36]: gollark: Can I have a copy for non-evil reasons? [16:46:48]: 3d6: vanish is a stupid feature and needs to be removed [16:46:49]: Lignum: i dont know if i can publish it [16:46:57]: Lignum: i'd have to check for anything confidential first [16:46:58]: Wojbie2: 3d6 wat? [16:46:59]: *Wojbie2 is no longer AFK. [16:47:07]: 3d6: ajust use spectator [16:47:09]: [S] Ale32bit: if it has the master wallet password [16:47:12]: [S] Ale32bit: just give me [16:47:19]: [S] Ale32bit: it's in safe hands [16:47:33]: + [S] jakedacatman joined the game [16:47:34]: 3d6: i dont think it should be published, but if ale wants to see it that sounds alright [16:47:34]: gollark: Indeed. I don't see what could go wrong with giving me possibly important internal information. [16:47:40]: Wojbie2: spectator don't really work well with mods.. i know CC had/had issues with spectator. [16:47:47]: [S] Ale32bit: cc? [16:47:51]: gollark: Hello, jake, da cat man. [16:47:54]: Wojbie2: ComputerCraft [16:47:55]: [S] Ale32bit: computronics has crashing issues with spectator [16:47:58]: gollark experienced kinetic energy [16:47:58]: 3d6: you can just use /computercraft view though right [16:48:00]: [S] jakedacatman: hmm ubuntu wants to update [16:48:05]: Wojbie2: true [16:48:09]: [S] jakedacatman: Firmware for Linux kernel drivers [16:48:11]: gollark: Upgrade Ubuntu to Arch. [16:48:11]: 3d6: not that we ever spy on anyone anyway [16:48:11]: Lignum: https://i.imgur.com/HhQlQlj.png [16:48:13]: Warping to choruscity. [16:48:16]: [S] Ale32bit: rip jake [16:48:16]: [S] jakedacatman: did you all kill ender dragon? [16:48:17]: Lignum: i can give you the titles though [16:48:29]: [S] Ale32bit: changing game mode? [16:48:30]: [S] jakedacatman: ok installing [16:48:32]: [S] Ale32bit: why is that even there [16:48:35]: [S] jakedacatman: hope it doesnt need a reboot [16:48:37]: Lignum: idk [16:48:38]: [S] Ale32bit: ./gamemode [16:48:53]: Lignum: yem thought we were extra retarded i guess [16:49:00]: [S] jakedacatman: he's not wrong [16:49:01]: Lignum: it's probably for the mods though [16:49:05]: [S] jakedacatman: oh [16:49:08]: 3d6: yem explained to me in detail how to copy from a windows terminal [16:49:16]: gollark: copy [src] [dest]? [16:49:16]: Lignum: oh right. yea 3d6 would be the reason why [16:49:20]: [S] jakedacatman: orbit [16:49:31]: gollark: It's not a proper orbit. This doesn't do any fancy gravity simulation. [16:49:36]: [S] Ale32bit: 3d6 are you a computer illiterate [16:49:38]: 3d6: that seemed pretty condescending to me, but i dont remember if i said anything or if i was even correct [16:49:45]: [S] jakedacatman: do you just make stuff like this in your free time [16:49:49]: gollark: Yep. [16:49:51]: Warping to choruscity. [16:49:53]: Lignum: 3d6: it was [16:50:04]: [S] jakedacatman: prograde burn! [16:50:06]: gollark: follow might actually be among my most popular software. [16:50:07]: 3d6: im going to school for software development, but flunked out because of poor english scores [16:50:24]: Lignum: imagine teaching english in a software development curriculum [16:50:27]: Warping to choruscity. [16:50:30]: gollark: imagine teaching english [16:50:34]: [S] Ale32bit: englisch ist the easiestest langueg [16:50:40]: 3d6: u oassed all the programming courses though [16:50:45]: [S] jakedacatman: Naturwissenschaften [16:50:45]: 3d6: except one [16:50:53]: gollark: I'll just put all these oxen into the boxen. [16:50:54]: [S] Ale32bit: YEAH SCIENCE [16:50:55]: Lignum: jakedacatman: culture as well [16:51:08]: 3d6: so i tend to think i am computer literate [16:51:10]: [S] jakedacatman: deutsch ist am besten [16:51:14]: [S] jakedacatman: isn't that how you say it [16:51:17]: Lignum: when i walk to the institute of computer science [16:51:18]: Lignum: yes [16:51:22]: [S] jakedacatman: Epic. [16:51:23]: 3d6: i certainly didn't need to hear how to copy from a windows command line [16:51:27]: Lignum: i walk past the Nat?rwissenschaftliches H?rsaalgeb?ude [16:51:32]: Lignum: Natur* [16:51:36]: [S] Ale32bit: deutch ist nicht am besten [16:51:41]: Lignum: fick dich du fotze [16:51:43]: [S] Ale32bit: deutsch* [16:51:47]: [S] Ale32bit: nein du [16:51:50]: 3d6: i have work in 6 hours [16:51:56]: [S] jakedacatman: cuando ando a la escuela de ciencias computadora [16:51:58]: Lignum: i dont have work in 6 hours :( [16:52:00]: gollark: del work [16:52:07]: Lignum: christmas is FUCKING NBORING [16:52:09]: [S] jakedacatman: rm -f work [16:52:10]: gollark: That's valid Windows-stupid-shell, right? [16:52:23]: [S] Ale32bit: windows is stupid [16:52:24]: Lignum: yea it doesnt do what you think it does th [16:52:25]: Lignum: o [16:52:26]: [S] jakedacatman: echo "work" >> /dev/null [16:52:35]: [S] Ale32bit: > > ? [16:52:38]: [S] jakedacatman: doesn't windows have some stupid hardware id verification [16:52:44]: 3d6: i hated being a kid [16:52:50]: [S] Ale32bit: i hate being me [16:52:50]: [S] jakedacatman: so when i change my cpu and motherboard it will think it's a new pc [16:52:51]: Lignum: Ale32bit: double > is append [16:52:54]: gollark: Yep. [16:52:54]: 3d6: around 10-13 [16:52:59]: 3d6: just terrible [16:53:02]: gollark: Windows identifies a ?? by the mainboard. [16:53:03]: Lignum: jakedacatman: yes, teamviewer uses it to check if you're a commercial user [16:53:05]: *Wojbie2 has gone AFK. [16:53:27]: [S] Ale32bit: my 11-16 years were bad [16:53:42]: 3d6: i just want to start over [16:53:42]: [S] jakedacatman: so i have to reinstall if i change it? [16:53:47]: Lignum: my 0-19 years were bad [16:53:47]: 3d6: from where i am now [16:53:52]: [S] Ale32bit: lig [16:53:54]: [S] jakedacatman: revert to launch [16:53:57]: Lignum: yes? [16:53:57]: [S] Ale32bit: your whole life? [16:53:59]: Lignum: yes [16:54:23]: [S] Ale32bit: my life is surprisingly better than when i was 11-16 [16:54:29]: [S] Ale32bit: still bad [16:54:31]: [S] Ale32bit: tho [16:54:46]: 3d6: i have my own place now but little initiative to do things with it [16:54:56]: Lignum: same [16:54:58]: [S] Ale32bit: same [16:55:00]: [S] jakedacatman: do you have money [16:55:08]: [S] Ale32bit: i have some money [16:55:09]: 3d6: i have money and i just dont do anything [16:55:11]: Lignum: what i wanna do is leave this place and find a new one [16:55:24]: You are now AFK (Away From Keyboard). [16:55:31]: 3d6: i want to stay where i am for a while [16:55:31]: [S] jakedacatman: get a cat! [16:55:39]: Lignum: the neighbours here are so insane we have like 3 drug busts every morning [16:55:45]: 3d6: rent is $515 a month [16:55:57]: 3d6: my share, anyway [16:56:00]: [S] Ale32bit: what's your job [16:56:03]: 3d6: and theres so much space [16:56:12]: 3d6: me ? im a cashier [16:56:20]: [S] Ale32bit: funny [16:56:23]: You are no longer AFK. [16:56:31]: 3d6: thats right, im the end user [16:56:34]: gollark: Oh dear. [16:56:43]: 3d6: and i dislike the software, but i don't say anything [16:56:47]: 3d6: i think i could make a better one [16:56:52]: Lignum: make one [16:57:00]: 3d6: but just like everything else [16:57:01]: 3d6: i dont want to [16:57:11]: 3d6: i ran in circles in this room for 2 weeks [16:57:16]: [S] jakedacatman: what motivates you [16:57:21]: 3d6: then suddenly that slot machine and card deck and dance floor appeared [16:57:34]: gollark: How strange. [16:57:41]: 3d6: so i think im improving [16:57:45]: [S] Ale32bit: i'm bored because everything i do turns out bad [16:57:47]: [S] Ale32bit: and useless [16:57:52]: 3d6: one thing id like to do is set up my bedroom [16:58:02]: gollark: Like I said, CN mostly works. [16:58:07]: [S] Ale32bit: CN is dead [16:58:09]: [S] jakedacatman: where is this dance floor [16:58:14]: 3d6: currently i sleep on a chair in work nights and on an air mattress in off nights [16:58:17]: Lignum: i mean switchcraft mostly works [16:58:25]: [S] jakedacatman: except the turtles and buckets [16:58:34]: 3d6: we need to host the modpack zip [16:58:39]: Lignum: lets do it [16:58:40]: [S] Ale32bit: honestly idk what keeps me hosting cn [16:58:43]: 3d6: wasnt sure how to do that [16:58:53]: 3d6: ale, join us [16:58:54]: [S] Ale32bit: i should just give it up [16:58:59]: Lignum: aren't you the expert on hosting things [16:59:04]: [S] Ale32bit: well [16:59:08]: [S] Ale32bit: who wants to take over cn [16:59:10]: 3d6: i just don't know what goes in the zip lady [16:59:16]: [S] jakedacatman: sphagnum [16:59:17]: Lignum: urhgrhgrhghrh [16:59:18]: Lignum: you need [16:59:20]: Lignum: abin fodler with forge [16:59:21]: Lignum: and idk [16:59:22]: Lignum: google it [16:59:36]: [S] Ale32bit: 3d6 would you like to be admin [16:59:42]: 3d6: on CN? [16:59:45]: [S] Ale32bit: yes [17:00:02]: [S] Ale32bit: the requirements are [17:00:10]: [S] Ale32bit: knowing how to ban people [17:00:14]: [S] Ale32bit: . [17:00:23]: [S] jakedacatman: durum lignum est [17:00:26]: 3d6: were there any other expectations? [17:00:32]: [S] Ale32bit: honestly idk [17:00:36]: Lignum: i am... turkish dish? [17:00:42]: [S] Ale32bit: the server can run without my intervention for weeks [17:00:47]: [D] jakedacatman: unknown.png [17:00:50]: 3d6: well, i accept [17:00:55]: [S] Ale32bit: congrats [17:00:59]: Lignum: ohhh [17:01:04]: Lignum: yea i forgot what my name meant [17:01:05]: 3d6: thats kind of the goal with SC too [17:01:08]: [S] Ale32bit: lig [17:01:10]: [S] jakedacatman: idk why google translate exists for latin [17:01:10]: [S] Ale32bit: your name means wood [17:01:11]: 3d6: BTC could leave for weeks and not have issues [17:01:24]: Lignum: it meant tree when i google translated it 6 years ago [17:01:33]: [S] Ale32bit: well [17:01:36]: 3d6: latin is on duolingo too [17:01:38]: [S] jakedacatman: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lignum [17:01:49]: [S] Ale32bit: in italian Legno is wood [17:01:56]: Lignum: guess they updated the latins [17:02:17]: [S] jakedacatman: except it's not similar to that in spanish [17:02:36]: [S] jakedacatman: it's either madera or le?a [17:03:03]: 3d6: id like to try this game called age of empires II [17:03:12]: Lignum: im gonna make my own computercraft with blackjack and poopers [17:03:21]: [S] jakedacatman: isn't AoE2 on windows only [17:03:22]: 3d6: blackjack is on that screen over there lig [17:03:25]: Lignum: it will have: [17:03:27]: Lignum: - generics [17:03:27]: [S] jakedacatman: the one with the wololo [17:03:35]: Lignum: - ram [17:03:36]: [S] Ale32bit: well [17:03:37]: [S] jakedacatman: poopers? [17:03:38]: 3d6: i think they said wololo in AoE1 [17:03:39]: [S] Ale32bit: welcome to the team 3d6 [17:03:52]: Lignum: jakedacatman: i need fellow pooping enthusiasts [17:04:03]: 3d6: will help where i can ale [17:04:14]: [S] Ale32bit: there's currently nothing to do [17:04:18]: Lignum: requirements: must have shat the toilet so hard that they had to call the plumber [17:04:28]: [S] jakedacatman: fix your toilet yourself [17:04:33]: Lignum: i tried [17:04:36]: Lignum: thats why i had to call the plumber [17:04:42]: 3d6: lignum, [17:04:47]: Lignum: yes? [17:04:49]: [S] jakedacatman: my dad and uncle replaced our toilet and built a new floor underneath due to water damage [17:04:51]: 3d6: 3d print some toilets then [17:04:55]: [S] jakedacatman: don't need a plumber [17:05:11]: 3d6: nobody's done this that i know of, but you can make one that is right click to open/close [17:05:12]: Lignum: mate we had a blockage deep in the fucking pipe [17:05:16]: Lignum: you need an industrial auger to fix that [17:05:19]: Lignum: i dont happen to own one [17:05:31]: 3d6: arent those pipes, like, relally big? [17:05:42]: [S] Ale32bit: imagine pooping so bad you had to call the plumber [17:05:44]: Lignum: yea [17:05:47]: [S] jakedacatman: i think they also replaced most of the pipe that runs from the toilet [17:05:48]: Lignum: i dont have to imagine [17:05:48]: [S] Ale32bit: - this meme was made by the constipated gang [17:05:52]: [S] jakedacatman: the output [17:05:59]: [S] jakedacatman: it was rusted and shit [17:06:03]: 3d6: i suppose it is a source of pride for you . [17:06:10]: Lignum: Ale32bit: lol i am constipated and exploding [17:06:12]: [S] jakedacatman: not to flex but... [17:06:21]: [S] Ale32bit: that's worrying [17:06:27]: *gollark has gone AFK. [17:06:29]: Lignum: this post made by the IBS gang [17:06:33]: [S] Ale32bit: how can you be both constipated and exploding [17:06:40]: Lignum: it cycles each day [17:07:01]: 3d6: er, get well soon [17:07:05]: Lignum: there is no cure [17:07:10]: [S] Ale32bit: the cause? [17:07:11]: [S] jakedacatman: shit is life [17:07:19]: Lignum: the cause is brain [17:07:19]: [S] Ale32bit: diet? [17:07:21]: Lignum: no [17:07:28]: 3d6: biology is nuts [17:07:30]: Lignum: if you dont have enough serotonin [17:07:31]: [S] Ale32bit: oh i get it [17:07:33]: Lignum: your guts explode [17:07:39]: 3d6: booom [17:07:39]: [S] Ale32bit: sounds fun [17:07:51]: Lignum: meaning you can literally be too depressed to shit [17:08:12]: 3d6: i would like to try a game called vrchat [17:08:14]: [S] Ale32bit: well this is sad [17:08:28]: Lignum: 3d6 as your mother i forbid this [17:08:37]: [S] Ale32bit: vrchat is just a glorified.. chat.. in.. vr [17:08:53]: 3d6: i cant type in sign language [17:09:20]: [S] jakedacatman: is the name 47th__Chromosome a reference to down syndrome [17:09:24]: Lignum: yes [17:09:38]: [S] jakedacatman: then name yourself Trisomy_21 [17:09:48]: Lignum: no [17:10:06]: Lignum: we have a trisomy st on switchcraft [17:11:22]: [S] jakedacatman: i had a dream that kepler responded [17:11:28]: [S] jakedacatman: idk why but [17:11:41]: 3d6: i had a dream my dad was coming to get me [17:12:00]: [S] jakedacatman: like... pick you up to go somewhere? [17:12:00]: Lignum: i had a dream i was a cell doomed to spend the rest of my life in a bloodstream [17:12:08]: Lignum: i was still fully conscious and it was terrifying [17:12:09]: [S] jakedacatman: 120 day lifespan gang [17:12:17]: 3d6: not that kind of get [17:12:28]: [S] jakedacatman: ok so the bad kind [17:12:36]: 3d6: im not sure why i shared that [17:12:50]: [S] jakedacatman: have you feared this before [17:12:52]: 3d6: i guess we were just talking about dreams [17:13:02]: 3d6: yeah, but not now [17:13:16]: [S] jakedacatman: well guess your mind let its guard down or whatever [17:13:33]: [S] Ale32bit: i had a dream where my house collapsed because i flushed the toilet [17:13:38]: [S] Ale32bit: don't ask [17:13:39]: Lignum: nice [17:13:39]: 3d6: my sister took me into an apartment to stay [17:13:40]: [S] jakedacatman: lignum irl [17:14:25]: 3d6: i signed who lives here? and she said her friend sam and thats its alright [17:14:39]: 3d6: i dont know if she actually has a friend named sam [17:15:19]: 3d6: really weird dream . my dad and i have a good relationship . [17:15:40]: 3d6: he made me some yummy cake for a gift [17:15:47]: [S] jakedacatman: red velvet is good [17:15:52]: 3d6: it was a rum cake [17:15:58]: [S] Ale32bit: it would be better if i had trisomy 21, so i would always be happy [17:15:59]: [S] jakedacatman: drunk time [17:16:11]: 3d6: it bakes out of the cake, but the frosting ... [17:16:22]: 3d6: tastes like drinking straight rum, its too much [17:16:31]: [S] jakedacatman: you know not all of it evaporates, right? [17:16:39]: 3d6: you dont cook the frosting [17:16:50]: Lignum: maybe you dont [17:16:53]: 3d6: like that is some 21+ cake [17:17:12]: [S] Ale32bit: imagine being adult at 21 [17:17:16]: Lignum: imagine not legalising alcohol at 14 [17:17:19]: Lignum: this post made by the german gang [17:17:25]: 3d6: did germany do that [17:17:29]: [S] Ale32bit: i am legally allowed to drink alcohol [17:17:32]: [S] Ale32bit: and i'm 19 [17:17:33]: Lignum: yea it's always been like that [17:17:45]: [S] Ale32bit: shit [17:17:46]: Lignum: but at 14 it's only with parental supervision, and limited to beer and wine [17:17:48]: [S] Ale32bit: soon i'll be 20 [17:17:54]: 3d6: in my state, you need a parent present to drink at 19 [17:18:13]: [S] Ale32bit: i can drink what i want without parents [17:18:20]: Lignum: but in germany alcohol is effectively legal at 10 [17:18:23]: [S] Ale32bit: i don't drink much tho [17:18:40]: Lignum: especially in bavaria [17:18:46]: Lignum: it's considered weird not to be alcoholic [17:19:10]: [S] Ale32bit: germany is a weird place [17:19:25]: Lignum: i guess [17:19:37]: Lignum: there's this new trend [17:19:41]: Lignum: called wegbier apparently [17:19:45]: Lignum: where you drink beer on your way to work [17:19:59]: Lignum: i dont understand it, but ok [17:20:21]: [S] Ale32bit: is your boss even happy about it [17:20:31]: Lignum: mate we drink on the job [17:20:45]: [S] Ale32bit: quick way to get fired here where i live [17:21:30]: [S] Ale32bit: i should improve myself [17:21:34]: 3d6: i have work today, but im eating a little cake .. [17:21:37]: [S] Ale32bit: my self esteem is low [17:21:59]: [S] Ale32bit: fuck middle school [17:22:05]: [S] jakedacatman: ctrl+shift+i in disord [17:22:07]: [S] jakedacatman: discord [17:22:20]: 3d6: are you stuck in middle school? [17:22:23]: [S] Ale32bit: no [17:22:37]: 3d6: well, i agree with the sentiment. [17:22:44]: [S] Ale32bit: but that's the place where my self esteem broke [17:22:52]: 3d6: sounds about right. [17:23:14]: 3d6: im still upset at my age... [17:23:16]: [S] Ale32bit: i always think i'm bad at everything [17:23:24]: [S] Ale32bit: because of that [17:23:29]: Lignum: how does one be upset at their age [17:23:42]: 3d6: i meant, im not over it , even after, ostensibly, a decade [17:23:57]: Lignum: oh [17:23:59]: [S] Ale32bit: i'm always negative about everything [17:24:20]: 3d6: ale, do you want to , like, play civ or osmething? [17:24:35]: [S] Ale32bit: i don't have civ [17:24:38]: [S] jakedacatman: ksp! [17:24:48]: [S] Ale32bit: never played it [17:24:51]: 3d6: i played ksp multiplayer once [17:24:59]: 3d6: dana hosted it was pretty fun [17:25:16]: [S] Ale32bit: i also have ksp [17:25:20]: [S] Ale32bit: my rockets always blow up [17:25:38]: [S] jakedacatman: you must be like me: a professional [17:25:44]: Lignum: 3d6 wanna write some PHP [17:25:47]: 3d6: lignum, can you help me install windows 10? [17:25:50]: [S] jakedacatman: i happen to hold a Ph.D in rocket science [17:25:54]: Lignum: i mean theres not much to it [17:25:56]: [S] Ale32bit: why install windows [17:25:59]: 3d6: thas the thing [17:26:01]: [S] jakedacatman: to play roblox [17:26:01]: 3d6: i want to dual boot [17:26:06]: [S] jakedacatman: im dualbooted [17:26:13]: [S] Ale32bit: i also dualboot [17:26:17]: Lignum: ok do you already have linux [17:26:20]: [S] Ale32bit: arch is my main os [17:26:24]: Lignum: BTW [17:26:28]: 3d6: i want to start a new linux install too [17:26:31]: [S] Ale32bit: i'm thinking of switching to manjaro [17:26:38]: Lignum: good because installing win over linux is FUCKED [17:26:48]: 3d6: linux over win it is [17:26:51]: [S] jakedacatman: i think that's how i did it [17:26:53]: Lignum: yes [17:26:55]: [S] jakedacatman: win over linux [17:27:06]: [S] jakedacatman: ive had some issues [17:27:07]: Lignum: the windows installer completely rapes your bootloader [17:27:11]: Lignum: and then you have to spend time unfucking it