[21:18:28]: Luca_S: Ale32bit What. Is. Wrong. With. You
[21:18:33]: Nisse93: -0.0019782
[21:18:35]: [S] Ale32bit: everything
[21:18:39]: [S] Lem?y: have you considered
[21:18:40]: gollark: Please pastebin the full ???e.
[21:18:40]: [D] jakedacatman: aren't there 400 grad to a circle
[21:18:41]: [S] Lem?y: not caring about the tps
[21:18:44]: Luca_S: Radians >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Degrees
[21:18:55]: gollark: Radians <> Degrees
[21:18:59]: [S] Ale32bit: wait
[21:19:01]: [D] jakedacatman: pi/180
[21:19:02]: [S] Ale32bit: that's illegal
[21:19:08]: gollark: tau/360
[21:19:26]: [S] Ale32bit: rho/720...?
[21:19:34]: gollark: sigma/1440
[21:19:37]: Nisse93: hold on
[21:19:45]: Luca_S: expressing radians in terms of tau makes more sense than expressing radians in terms of pi
[21:19:49]: [S] Ale32bit: delta/4K
[21:19:49]: gollark: Yes.
[21:19:51]: Luca_S: tau > pi
[21:20:12]: [D] jakedacatman: nope
[21:20:14]: gollark: Nisse93, GIVE ME THE CODE so I can DEBUG IT.
[21:20:16]: Nisse93: does the entity sensor return x/y/z relative to your coordinates, or does it return the entity's x/y/z position in the world?
[21:20:17]: [S] Ale32bit: but
[21:20:20]: [S] Ale32bit: what's the value of tau
[21:20:21]: Allymonies: relative
[21:20:22]: Nisse93: no golark
[21:20:24]: [D] jakedacatman: relative to cords
[21:20:27]: [D] jakedacatman: (edited) relative to coords
[21:20:29]: gollark: Why not?
[21:20:32]: [D] jakedacatman: tau is 2*pi
[21:20:36]: gollark: Security through obscurity does not work, you know.
[21:20:37]: [S] Ale32bit: ok
[21:20:38]: Luca_S: wrong
[21:20:44]: Luca_S: pi is (1/2)*tau
[21:20:52]: gollark: You can use my broadcast coordinates if you fix your bad code.
[21:20:54]: [D] jakedacatman: we're both right but ok
[21:20:58]: Luca_S: you should express everything in terms of tau
[21:21:03]: Wojbie: Se
[21:21:09]: Nisse93: This was designed for a entity sensor
[21:21:18]: gollark: Are you remembering to subtract the X coordinate of the turtle from my X coordinate?
[21:21:19]: Nisse93: if it's relative, could that be a problem?
[21:21:21]: gollark: That's probably maybe the problem.
[21:21:30]: Nisse93: That's only what I just thought of.
[21:21:33]: [D] jakedacatman: so then the circumference is 1/2 tau times the radius
[21:21:35]: gollark: See, my position is absolute, the direction finding stuff needs a relative position.
[21:21:40]: gollark: Or tau * diameter.
[21:21:42]: [D] jakedacatman: diameter*
[21:21:50]: gollark: Er, wait, no, radius.
[21:21:51]: Nisse93: it actually should make the gps.locate() accurate
[21:21:53]: [D] jakedacatman: 1/2 tau times diameter
[21:21:57]: [S] Lem?y: i need to chemotherapy this chat
[21:22:02]: gollark: gps.locate() is a??urate.
[21:22:08]: Nisse93: no, it's off 1-2 blocks
[21:22:10]: [D] jakedacatman: if you don't jam it
[21:22:12]: gollark: Really? Hmm.
[21:22:19]: Luca_S: although you could also just say that pi = 3 and tau = 6
[21:22:24]: Nisse93: I noticed that when making my kinetic-elevator
[21:22:26]: gollark: No, you couldn't.
[21:22:34]: gollark: Oh, is it off on  your NEURAL INTERFACE?R
[21:22:34]: Luca_S: that's close enough of an approximation
[21:22:41]: [D] jakedacatman: eww why would you do that
[21:22:50]: *Wojbie2 has gone AFK.
[21:22:53]: Luca_S: test
[21:23:10]: gollark: Because your neural interface seems to be at a weird height, if that's where you're getting GPS oddness.
[21:23:22]: Nisse93: It mostly is.
[21:23:25]: [D] jakedacatman: oh does he mean off on the y?
[21:23:35]: Wojbie: its not wierd - neural interface is exactly 1.62 higher then your feet
[21:23:39]: gollark: Yes, which is weird.
[21:23:44]: Wojbie: same as pocket
[21:23:50]: Nisse93: I find that gps.locate() typically does 1-2 tenths. the Y is usually multiple blocks off.
[21:24:01]: Luca_S: I also suggest that we redefine N. The natural numbers should just contain the numbers from 0 to 1,000,000,000 and everything after that is just defined as "infinity" because it's too large to be used practically anyway
[21:24:05]: - steamport left the game
[21:24:24]: Allymonies: better yet define it as 0
[21:24:26]: gollark: No, we should  go for at least a quadrillion.
[21:24:26]: Luca_S: Same with Z just with -infinity then -1,000,000,000 to 1,000,000,000 and then +infinity
[21:24:27]: Allymonies: bill gates is now bankrupt!
[21:24:44]: + steamport joined the game
[21:24:48]: gollark: Fun fact: if you are using numbers bigger than 10, you're not doing real maths.
[21:24:54]: Luca_S: ^
[21:24:57]: [D] jakedacatman: logarithm gang
[21:24:59]: Lignum: :thonking:
[21:25:20]: [D] jakedacatman: what are logarithms useful for
[21:25:26]: Nisse93: it's trying
[21:25:31]: Nisse93: go down to your base
[21:25:33]: Nisse93: try then
[21:25:34]: gollark: Okay.
[21:25:35]: [S] Lem?y: they're not useful for anything
[21:25:39]: [S] Lem?y: exponent gang
[21:25:42]: [S] znepb: i made the tps thing faste
[21:25:44]: [S] znepb: faster
[21:25:44]: gollark: You're still firing it wrong. GIVE ME THE KODE.
[21:25:48]: Allymonies: theyre useful for integrals!
[21:25:50]: gollark: What did you do, decrease the time?
[21:25:56]: [D] jakedacatman: all they do is solve for exponents
[21:26:01]: gollark: What is this ?integral??
[21:26:04]: [S] Lem?y: if you have to drop a log on your maths work you may as well do it in the toilet
[21:26:09]: [D] jakedacatman: ^
[21:26:48]: gollark: Please just fix your targeting code and laser me already.
[21:26:54]: gollark: Remember, it's fire(yaw, pitch, power).
[21:27:00]: - [S] znepb left the game
[21:27:03]: [D] jakedacatman: why not roll?!!
[21:27:09]: gollark: Lasers don't spin!!!!
[21:27:14]: [D] jakedacatman: why not
[21:27:16]: Allymonies: they shuld
[21:27:17]: Allymonies: should*
[21:27:18]: 6_4: TPSMon now up, in Chorus City, at Quaternion-Menger intersection
[21:27:23]: [S] Ale32bit: it's easy
[21:27:27]: [S] Ale32bit: just put a rocket in the laser itself
[21:27:38]: gollark: Neat.
[21:27:39]: Dim  0 (overworld) : Mean tick time: 49.701 ms. Mean TPS: 20.000
[21:27:39]: Dim -1 (the_nether) : Mean tick time: 0.704 ms. Mean TPS: 20.000
[21:27:39]: Dim  1 (the_end) : Mean tick time: 19.172 ms. Mean TPS: 20.000
[21:27:39]: Overall : Mean tick time: 92.728 ms. Mean TPS: 10.784
[21:27:41]: Dim  0 (overworld) : Mean tick time: 52.727 ms. Mean TPS: 18.966
[21:27:41]: Dim -1 (the_nether) : Mean tick time: 0.868 ms. Mean TPS: 20.000
[21:27:41]: Dim  1 (the_end) : Mean tick time: 19.637 ms. Mean TPS: 20.000
[21:27:41]: Overall : Mean tick time: 96.453 ms. Mean TPS: 10.368
[21:27:42]: Dim  0 (overworld) : Mean tick time: 52.699 ms. Mean TPS: 18.976
[21:27:42]: Dim -1 (the_nether) : Mean tick time: 0.927 ms. Mean TPS: 20.000
[21:27:42]: Dim  1 (the_end) : Mean tick time: 19.587 ms. Mean TPS: 20.000
[21:27:42]: Overall : Mean tick time: 96.478 ms. Mean TPS: 10.365
[21:27:43]: Nisse93: gollark
[21:27:51]: gollark: I assume it uses my patented TPSCalc? algorithms?
[21:28:00]: 6_4: Yes?
[21:28:06]: + [S] znepb joined the game
[21:28:08]: The server has been muted. Only those with permission may now speak.
[21:28:17]: [D] Kan181: wait why
[21:28:21]: Wojbie: what's going on?
[21:28:22]: [D] jakedacatman: log(10^2)/log(10) = 2
[21:28:23]: [D] Kan181: why server mute
[21:28:24]: [D] gollark: you are now a dodecahedron
[21:28:37]: [D] Kan181: > server mute\neverybody uses discord to bypass
[21:28:37]: [S] Lem?y: sorry i needed some peace and quiet
[21:28:40]: [D] Ale32bit: i don't have bypass
[21:28:41]: The server is no longer muted.
[21:28:41]: [D] znepb: why is the server muted?
[21:28:44]: [D] jakedacatman: ^
[21:28:45]: 6_4: unmute yay
[21:28:47]: [D] gollark: Then turn off chat on your own end.
[21:28:47]: [S] znepb: ok
[21:28:50]: [D] gollark: There's a setting for it.
[21:28:51]: [S] znepb: ^
[21:28:57]: Dim  0 (overworld) : Mean tick time: 41.439 ms. Mean TPS: 20.000
[21:28:57]: Dim -1 (the_nether) : Mean tick time: 0.580 ms. Mean TPS: 20.000
[21:28:57]: Dim  1 (the_end) : Mean tick time: 19.954 ms. Mean TPS: 20.000
[21:28:57]: Overall : Mean tick time: 77.386 ms. Mean TPS: 12.922
[21:28:58]: Nisse93: or just close your eyes
[21:29:00]: [D] jakedacatman: admin abuse
[21:29:07]: gollark: The TPS thingy seems pretty a??urate.
[21:29:13]: Dim  0 (overworld) : Mean tick time: 48.457 ms. Mean TPS: 20.000
[21:29:13]: Dim -1 (the_nether) : Mean tick time: 0.516 ms. Mean TPS: 20.000
[21:29:13]: Dim  1 (the_end) : Mean tick time: 22.688 ms. Mean TPS: 20.000
[21:29:13]: Overall : Mean tick time: 94.465 ms. Mean TPS: 10.586
[21:29:16]: Wojbie: jake that's not admin abuse? wanna see admin abuse?
[21:29:22]: [S] Ale32bit: i wanna show admin abuse
[21:29:25]: Nisse93: mod abuse
[21:29:31]: gollark: Anything you do is moderator abuse, not admin abuse.
[21:29:31]: [D] jakedacatman: but you can't do admin abuse as a mod!
[21:29:35]: [S] Ale32bit: jake
[21:29:37]: [S] Ale32bit: would you like to die
[21:29:37]: [S] Lem?y: Lignum: i wanna exterminate chat
[21:29:40]: [S] Lem?y: Lem: ahh fuck it /globalmute
[21:29:45]: Lignum: you can sexually abuse an admin
[21:29:51]: [S] Ale32bit: lig wanna sex?
[21:29:54]: Lignum: ok
[21:29:55]: Nisse93: does that hit you, or go right over you?
[21:30:21]: 6_4: i made a tps monitor
[21:30:32]: [S] Ale32bit: 6_4 wanna be abused?
[21:30:37]: [D] jakedacatman: can you use neurals to use tools
[21:30:40]: 6_4: No
[21:30:47]: [S] Ale32bit: no to jake or no to me?
[21:30:49]: Allymonies: with kinetics yeah
[21:30:50]: 6_4: no to ale
[21:30:54]: [S] Ale32bit: :(
[21:30:59]: [S] Ale32bit: it's just a quick kill
[21:31:01]: Nisse93: I did it
[21:31:08]: gollark: Hey, is it working?
[21:31:11]: [D] jakedacatman: ok so you could use a neural to turn yourself toward a player and then shoot them with your bow
[21:31:17]: Allymonies: yes
[21:31:22]: [D] jakedacatman: epic.
[21:31:24]: [D] jakedacatman: aimbot time
[21:31:28]: Allymonies: killaura!
[21:31:37]: gollark: Or just use a laser to fire at ANYONE.
[21:31:39]: 6_4: tp-aura except with endermen!
[21:31:45]: [D] jakedacatman: but lasers are destructive
[21:31:49]: gollark: Yes, and?
[21:31:57]: [D] jakedacatman: you wreck your land
[21:32:16]: gollark: And?
[21:32:20]: [D] jakedacatman: that's bad
[21:32:24]: gollark: If the land cannot stand a few lasers, it is WEAK.
[21:32:40]: [D] jakedacatman: yeah i'll tell that to my glass cube
[21:32:45]: [D] jakedacatman: bet it cracks
[21:32:48]: gollark: Also Nisse93, you're no longer firing?
[21:33:00]: Nisse93: It crashes because x is null sometimes
[21:33:04]: Nisse93: It crashed once earlier at least
[21:33:08]: [S] znepb: 9.258 tps rip
[21:33:08]: [D] jakedacatman: nil*
[21:33:13]: gollark: Then fixx ur kodez.
[21:33:19]: Nisse93: I am
[21:33:31]: Nisse93: i'mma tell it to reboot if it crashes
[21:33:35]: gollark: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[21:33:36]: gollark: STOP
[21:33:48]: [D] jakedacatman: don't do that
[21:33:48]: gollark: JUST DO PROPER SANITY CHECKING
[21:33:54]: [D] jakedacatman: fix the problem
[21:33:58]: Nisse93: happy?
[21:34:14]: gollark: Did the TPS monitor freeze? Ominous.
[21:34:22]: Nisse93: sanity back? good!
[21:34:24]: 6_4: The TPS monitor is under maintenance
[21:34:41]: gollark: Hey, is this thing tracking 6_4 too? Weird.
[21:34:47]: gollark: 6_4, what's your position right now?
[21:34:55]: 6_4: 3967, -2839, 48
[21:35:02]: gollark: Hmm, it's not.
[21:35:03]: gollark: Weird.
[21:35:05]: [S] znepb: i need more ram
[21:35:08]: [S] znepb: 8gb isn't curring it
[21:35:10]: [S] znepb: cutting
[21:35:16]: [D] jakedacatman: 32gb gang
[21:35:33]: gollark burned to death
[21:35:37]: Nisse93: gollark
[21:35:39]: Nisse93: status: Burning
[21:35:43]: gollark: Now i'm in the overoworl.d.
[21:35:46]: Nisse93: distance: 35.1
[21:35:49]: [D] Kan181: znepb here is 4GiB of RAM: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/530071845181849630/663091285359329280/ram.tar.gz
[21:35:53]: Luca_S: gollark would you be willing to serve as a test subject?
[21:35:56]: gollark: Sure?
[21:35:57]: * Wojbie thinks about updating code. Don't update code. Runs code. WTFs at code not running updated.
[21:36:00]: Returned you to your previous location.
[21:36:00]: Luca_S has requested that they teleport to you.
[21:36:00]: Accept - Deny
[21:36:03]: Luca_S teleported to your location.
[21:36:03]: You have accepted the teleport request.
[21:36:11]: Luca_S: just stand still for a sec please
[21:36:14]: gollark: Okay.
[21:36:25]: Nisse93: since you just don't broadcast in the overworld gollark, my program is fine.
[21:36:29]: gollark: Yes I do.
[21:36:34]: [S] znepb: anyone have song suggestions?
[21:36:37]: Nisse93: ender modems = 1 dim
[21:36:39]: gollark: WRONG!
[21:36:42]: 6_4: The TPS monitor is unstable now
[21:36:54]: Nisse93: um
[21:36:56]: 6_4: The TPS monitor is unstable now
[21:36:57]: gollark: Anyway, the laser's not firing.
[21:36:59]: gollark: Did it crash?
[21:37:02]: 6_4: Whoops didn't mean to say that twice
[21:37:03]: Nisse93: why no nuclear laser annilation
[21:37:08]: gollark: It's not nuclear.
[21:37:11]: Nisse93: no more broadcasts.
[21:37:30]: gollark: I am still broadcasting, I think.
[21:37:35]: Nisse93: think?
[21:37:38]: gollark: Ah, here we go.
[21:37:49]: [S] Lem?y: national security reasons
[21:37:56]: Nisse93: I fixed that stupid problem
[21:37:59]: gollark: What problem?
[21:38:02]: Nisse93: It's still firing over you?
[21:38:09]: Nisse93: okay it's not
[21:38:10]: gollark: A little, yes. Maybe reduce height by 1.
[21:38:13]: [D] jakedacatman: i want to make an enderman that teleports to locations
[21:38:21]: Nisse93: I had to tell it your XYZ was -0.5 than it actually wa.
[21:38:23]: Nisse93: was
[21:38:39]: gollark: Odd that it's not shooting its housing somehow.
[21:38:45]: gollark: Can you claimflag it into not doing that?
[21:38:47]: Nisse93: potent of 3
[21:38:52]: gollark: Oh, hmm, interesting.
[21:39:01]: gollark: Done testing yet?
[21:39:07]: Nisse93: wdym
[21:39:10]: gollark: Not you.
[21:39:16]: Luca_S: yeah, it's not working :(
[21:39:20]: gollark: What's not working?
[21:39:24]: Luca_S: it looks in the exact opposite direction sometimes but not always
[21:39:29]: Luca_S: trying to track you
[21:39:31]: Nisse93: yeah your height is going down 1
[21:39:40]: gollark: How are you tracking me exactly?
[21:39:45]: gollark: You can listen to my rednet broadcast.
[21:39:52]: Luca_S: I'm trying to use the entity sensor to aim at you
[21:39:58]: gollark: Oh, I have code for that.
[21:40:07]: Nisse93: he sends his XYZ from computer 1981
[21:40:16]: gollark: https://pastebin.com/Ru3Zpfpk
[21:40:18]: Lignum: FORGE TPS
[21:40:19]: Lignum: FORGE TPS
[21:40:24]: A teleport request was sent to Lignum.
[21:40:27]: Lignum teleported to your location.
[21:40:45]: Nisse93: now to tell it to just stop after your too far.
[21:40:52]: *Yemmel is no longer AFK.
[21:41:11]: gollark: Neat.
[21:41:12]: *Ale32bit has gone AFK.
[21:41:18]: *Allymonies has gone AFK.
[21:41:25]: gollark: Now to hide behind my wyatttracker.
[21:41:36]: *znepb has gone AFK.
[21:41:47]: Nisse93: your at 36 health
[21:41:52]: Nisse93: 36% I assume
[21:42:17]: gollark: That might be it?
[21:42:23]: Nisse93: ?
[21:42:25]: gollark: My Automelon system will save me!
[21:44:10]: *znepb is no longer AFK.
[21:44:11]: Allymonies: brb
[21:44:11]: *Allymonies is no longer AFK.
[21:44:12]: - Allymonies left the game
[21:45:14]: - 6_4 left the game
[21:45:15]: gollark burned to death
[21:45:21]: *Ale32bit is no longer AFK.
[21:45:27]: gollark: Ou!
[21:45:30]: Returned you to your previous location.
[21:46:03]: *Yemmel has gone AFK.
[21:46:09]: gollark burned to death
[21:46:16]: Returned you to your previous location.
[21:47:01]: gollark: Your laser stopped firing.
[21:47:04]: Luca_S: i know
[21:47:11]: Nisse93: It crashed.
[21:47:32]: gollark: Hahahahahahhasdasdajdasdad askf asfb hjasfh jajfh ajhsfjhasfhj af.
[21:47:34]: [S] znepb: how do I get a files extension in cc?
[21:47:38]: [S] Lem?y: gsub
[21:47:46]: [S] znepb: example?
[21:47:47]: Luca_S was burnt to a crisp whilst fighting gollark
[21:47:53]: [S] znepb: idk how gsub or sub works
[21:48:14]: [S] Lem?y: :match("^.+/(.+)$")
[21:48:50]: Luca_S: Gtg cya
[21:48:53]: [S] znepb: would that give me .lua or just lua?
[21:48:59]: - Luca_S left the game
[21:49:04]: + Anavrins joined the game
[21:49:19]: steamport: hey
[21:49:22]: Anavrins: hai
[21:49:25]: steamport: how does a turtle get it's own peripheral name
[21:49:44]: Wojbie: is it next to wired modem and that modem is activated?
[21:49:46]: steamport: ye
[21:50:01]: gollark: Hello, "Anavrins".
[21:50:19]: Anavrins: Hi, "g?ll?rk"
[21:50:20]: Wojbie: getNameLocal()
[21:50:24]: Wojbie: on that modem
[21:50:33]: gollark: Anyone want a command block?
[21:50:36]: [S] znepb: yes
[21:50:43]: Nisse93: It's a 3d print
[21:50:46]: Nisse93: but i'll take it
[21:50:46]: *Yemmel is no longer AFK.
[21:50:51]: [S] znepb: aw dangit
[21:51:05]: Nisse93: what did you think you would do with it?
[21:51:11]: A teleport request was sent to znepb.
[21:51:18]: Nisse93: You can't place, open, destroy, etc. a command block with creative AND op
[21:51:21]: gollark: Yes you can.
[21:51:27]: Nisse93: a real one.
[21:51:31]: gollark: Yes you can.
[21:51:40]: Nisse93: No you can't.
[21:51:53]: gollark: You can definitely place a command block if you have creative mode and op status.
[21:51:59]: *Ale32bit has gone AFK.
[21:52:01]: gollark: Which is what you said.
[21:52:07]: Nisse93: without
[21:52:14]: gollark: Well, you didn't say that.
[21:52:26]: Nisse93: and I feel stupid for it.
[21:52:34]: Nisse93: Why aint my sentry lightin you up
[21:52:39]: gollark: I'm in znepb's building.
[21:52:44]: gollark: Also, it probably crashed.
[21:53:01]: Nisse93: It's only got 4 messages
[21:53:03]: Nisse93: and din't crash
[21:53:10]: Nisse93: three messages from 1201
[21:53:17]: Nisse93: 1 from 1203
[21:53:36]: Nisse93: maybe your broadcast thingy crashed.
[21:53:42]: [S] znepb: lol gollark got rick rolled in 2020
[21:53:54]: *Lem?y has gone AFK.
[21:53:57]: gollark: Huh?
[21:54:02]: gollark: My sound's not on.
[21:54:07]: [D] znepb: what should i do for the icon for the network app on zOS?
[21:54:19]: Nisse93: sound is off? your blessed, gollark.
[21:54:23]: gollark: A picture of a WiFi cable.
[21:54:28]: Nisse93: and gollark, do you think WyOS is a good os name?
[21:54:35]: gollark: Well... no.
[21:54:47]: gollark: It needs to be vegetable or fruit-themed. Or just food, I guess.
[21:54:58]: Nisse93: is z a food?
[21:54:58]: Yemmel: ( . Y . )
[21:55:10]: gollark: z is not a food.
[21:55:13]: [D] jakedacatman: which version of the linux kernel do i need for mesa navi support
[21:55:15]: gollark: And I don't like zOS, so it's fine.
[21:55:15]: Yemmel: 5
[21:55:18]: gollark: 4
[21:55:21]: *Anavrins has gone AFK.
[21:55:31]: [D] jakedacatman: 5.3?
[21:55:34]: Nisse93: is opus a food?
[21:55:37]: gollark: Nope!
[21:55:37]: Nisse93: is craft a food?
[21:55:41]: gollark: Nope!
[21:55:47]: [D] jakedacatman: oh it's on 5 already
[21:55:47]: Nisse93: is shutdown a food?
[21:55:51]: [D] jakedacatman: 6.0.0-37
[21:55:53]: [D] jakedacatman: (edited) 5.0.0-37
[21:55:53]: gollark: But potatOS is superior to those, because of its food name, you see.
[21:56:06]: Nisse93: idk if you did already
[21:56:13]: Nisse93: but add a program to potatOS that farms potatoes.
[21:56:18]: [D] jakedacatman: is "Wy" a food?
[21:56:21]: gollark: How about BroccolOS?
[21:56:30]: gollark: Wait, I have it! AvocadOS!
[21:56:34]: Nisse93: oh shutup.
[21:56:45]: gollark: no; u.
[21:56:50]: *Ale32bit is no longer AFK.
[21:57:17]: [D] znepb: so uh
[21:57:23]: [D] znepb: any ideas for my network app icon
[21:57:38]: [S] Ale32bit: a cobweb
[21:57:49]: [D] znepb: why?
[21:57:55]: [S] Ale32bit: because world wide web
[21:57:56]: Nisse93: because it will never be used
[21:57:58]: gollark: A diagram of the pinout of an Ethernet jack?
[21:58:03]: [D] znepb: ohhhh
[21:58:07]: [D] znepb: its local network
[21:58:11]: [D] znepb: too big @gollark
[21:58:28]: [S] Ale32bit: the hole of the ethernet port
[21:58:30]: gollark: Then just make it bigger.
[21:58:43]: *znepb has gone AFK.
[21:58:44]: Nisse93: can I make a websocket to another cc computer, from a cc computer?
[21:58:47]: gollark: No.
[21:58:49]: [S] Ale32bit: no
[21:58:52]: [S] Ale32bit: you need a servert
[21:58:52]: gollark: That is not how websockets work.
[21:58:52]: Nisse93: why
[21:58:56]: [S] Ale32bit: you should use Soqet
[21:58:58]: [S] Ale32bit: tm
[21:58:58]: gollark: Websockets connect you to a website.
[21:59:00]: steamport: Websockets are OVER THE WEB
[21:59:03]: [D] jakedacatman: you can implement your own cc websocket thing
[21:59:08]: steamport: Just use SMT or something
[21:59:09]: [D] jakedacatman: with modems
[21:59:10]: Nisse93: how
[21:59:11]: [S] Ale32bit: use Soqet:tm:
[21:59:12]: gollark: T
[21:59:17]: Nisse93: I'm not trying to do anything
[21:59:17]: [D] jakedacatman: shameless self plugs here
[21:59:18]: gollark: Use SPUDNET.
[21:59:22]: steamport: use SMT
[21:59:23]: steamport: it's easy
[21:59:27]: Nisse93: I was just curious at how opus's vnc and telnet works.
[21:59:44]: Nisse93: anyways
[21:59:45]: [S] Ale32bit: Soqet:tm: works cross-server
[21:59:48]: Nisse93: i'mma go work on wyos
[21:59:50]: Wojbie: You can make websocket broadcast server so both computers connect to same websocket server and messages get passed tru.
[21:59:55]: *Anavrins is no longer AFK.
[21:59:58]: Nisse93: it'll be a massive failure, don't worry.
[22:00:01]: + [S] jakedacatman joined the game
[22:00:03]: gollark: Yes, this is roughly how SPUDNET works.
[22:00:06]: Nisse93: JAKE JAKE JAKE
[22:00:09]: [S] Ale32bit: Soqet is better
[22:00:09]: Nisse93: intro?
[22:00:16]: [S] jakedacatman: ah yes, begging me for free shit
[22:00:18]: [S] Ale32bit: https://net.ale32bit.me/
[22:00:22]: steamport: oh no are we in that era of CC again
[22:00:27]: gollark: ?
[22:00:29]: Nisse93: well jake
[22:00:29]: steamport: where everyone is making OSes without unique features
[22:00:35]: Yemmel: i want ot make an os
[22:00:37]: gollark: It's always been that way.
[22:00:37]: Nisse93: you seem to be a unlimited supply of introspection modules
[22:00:38]: [S] Ale32bit: sPhone was unique
[22:00:43]: gollark: Yemmel: AvocadOS is still unused as a name.
[22:01:14]: Nisse93: jake
[22:01:21]: Nisse93: can you just give the obsidian?
[22:01:23]: Wojbie: does any monitors display rednet messages?
[22:01:30]: Anavrins: jake
[22:01:32]: [S] jakedacatman: ?
[22:01:47]: Anavrins: you have a monitor that displays rednet I think
[22:01:52]: gollark: Most people do.
[22:01:53]: Warped to home "constructionsite" successfully.
[22:01:55]: [S] jakedacatman: well modem but yeah
[22:01:56]: Nisse93: i'm staring at his.
[22:01:59]: Unknown command. Try /help for a list of commands
[22:02:00]: Returned you to your previous location.
[22:02:02]: gollark: Your laser is not lasing.
[22:02:07]: steamport: i wish people still used firewolf or something similar
[22:02:17]: Wojbie: aww
[22:02:18]: gollark: I made a potatOS website for firewolf which installed potatOS on your computer.
[22:02:23]: Wojbie: it shows tables not contents
[22:02:24]: [S] jakedacatman: https://github.com/jakedacatman/ModemSniffer
[22:02:34]: Nisse93: or just use opus's built-in sniffer
[22:02:43]: steamport: opusOS is an actually good CC OS
[22:02:43]: gollark: Does it listen to all 65536 channels?
[22:02:44]: steamport: a rarity
[22:02:46]: [S] jakedacatman: yeah
[22:02:48]: [S] jakedacatman: well no
[22:02:50]: gollark: Yes, there are few.
[22:02:52]: [S] jakedacatman: 65535
[22:02:54]: gollark: Opus OS, PotatOS...
[22:03:01]: Nisse93: wyOS
[22:03:04]: [D] Kan181: opus os's sniffer listens to all opened modem channels
[22:03:06]: steamport: there's a few full-spectrum modem sniffers which rebroadcast over a certain channel
[22:03:07]: gollark: Not wyOS.
[22:03:13]: Wojbie: i dont use opus.. CC is only place i let my nih syndrome out.
[22:03:14]: Nisse93: Not PotatOS.
[22:03:15]: steamport: which it think opus uses
[22:03:20]: Anavrins: It doesn't, source: I made it
[22:03:25]: steamport: potatOS is a forced shitty meme
[22:03:27]: [S] jakedacatman: i ignored Nisse93... is he begging me for stuff still
[22:03:28]: Nisse93: jake, can I have the obby for a introspection?
[22:03:28]: [D] znepb: ok i have a blank icon
[22:03:34]: Nisse93: that's nice
[22:03:48]: Nisse93: damn, he did.
[22:03:48]: gollark: PotatOS is one of the most OS-y OSes around.
[22:06:12]: [D] Kan181: PotatOS probably only has less than a dozen patched sandbox escape methods!
[22:06:48]: [D] Kan181: PotatOS: Otiose Transformative Advanced Technology, Or Something
[22:06:49]: gollark: Well, less than a dozen PATCHED ones.
[22:07:09]: gollark: PotatOS stands for PotatOS Otioise, Terrible Advanced Technology, Or Something.
[22:07:12]: gollark: It's recursive.
[22:07:49]: - [S] jakedacatman left the game
[22:08:01]: [D] jakedacatman: p
[22:08:05]: + [S] jakedacatman joined the game
[22:08:26]: [D] Kan181: Primarily otiose transformative advanced technology or something otiose transformative advanced technology or something otioise terrible advanced technology or something
[22:08:44]: [S] jakedacatman: why is tps so low
[22:08:56]: steamport: i dunno
[22:09:01]: [D] Kan181: I wonder how much impact the TPS monitor has on the TPS...
[22:09:05]: * steamport looks at his 30 OpusOS turtle mining swarm
[22:09:23]: [S] Ale32bit: RAM LEAKING
[22:09:25]: - [S] Ale32bit left the game
[22:09:36]: steamport: 9.4 tps
[22:09:37]: + Scratchthatguys joined the game
[22:09:41]: [S] jakedacatman: wb
[22:09:56]: Scratchthatguys: i almost said wb to myself ;-;
[22:09:59]: Yemmel: hahaha
[22:10:03]: Wojbie: hee
[22:10:06]: Scratchthatguys: oh god so much lag
[22:10:12]: [D] Kan181: PotatOS autocomplete: PotatOS is the season for the next two years and the other two are the best things to do with the other people in the world and I have to be a good person to be a good friend to the person that is in a good way to get the new update and then I have to go to the doctor and then go to the doctor and then go to the doctor
[22:10:16]: jakedacatman experienced kinetic energy
[22:10:20]: Wojbie: WAll of text
[22:10:27]: Scratchthatguys: i wonder if you're going to the doctor
[22:10:34]: + [S] Ale32bit joined the game
[22:10:34]: gollark: PotatoSCP-500.
[22:10:36]: [S] jakedacatman: so much goddamn server lag it's unreal
[22:10:40]: [S] jakedacatman: wb
[22:10:42]: gollark: Er, PotatOSCP.
[22:10:50]: [S] Ale32bit: ram no longer leaking (yet)
[22:10:53]: gollark: Why is there more precipitation?
[22:11:07]: Warping to choruscity.
[22:11:07]: gollark fell from a high place
[22:11:10]: - [S] jakedacatman left the game
[22:11:15]: + [S] jakedacatman joined the game
[22:11:24]: Returned you to your previous location.
[22:12:18]: + jakbyte joined the game
[22:12:20]: [S] jakedacatman: wb
[22:12:23]: Scratchthatguys: wb
[22:12:25]: jakbyte: ty
[22:13:56]: *Anavrins has gone AFK.
[22:13:59]: gollark: ???E????
[22:14:06]: [S] jakedacatman: so many people online
[22:14:13]: Scratchthatguys: is there a public enchanting area anywhere
[22:14:17]: Yemmel: wol,f mall
[22:14:26]: [S] jakedacatman: ./warp wm
[22:14:32]: gollark: w,o,l,f,m,a,l,l
[22:14:37]: Scratchthatguys: danke sch?n
[22:14:40]: gollark: Lignum, why are you randomly wandering Choruscity(tm)?
[22:14:47]: Yemmel: we're in a voice chat
[22:14:47]: Scratchthatguys has made the advancement [Enchanter]
[22:14:51]: Yemmel: just idling
[22:14:56]: gollark: That's what they want you to think.
[22:15:47]: Scratchthatguys: how long until minecraft adds a recipe for books that doesn't need leather
[22:15:54]: Scratchthatguys: maybe by 2080?
[22:16:10]: Yemmel: generalized super mario bros is np-complete
[22:16:35]: Scratchthatguys: moderately sure that super mario maker is also turing complete
[22:17:00]: steamport: why do enderman make such annoying sounds
[22:17:02]: gollark: PotatOS is Turing-complete too!
[22:17:05]: Scratchthatguys: there is no super mario maker that can beat generalised super mario bros in polynomial time, however
[22:17:06]: *Lem?y is no longer AFK.
[22:17:11]: Lignum: hot take nothing is turing complete
[22:17:14]: [S] Lem?y: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhGI-GqAK9c
[22:17:15]: Lignum: your computer is a measly FSM
[22:17:15]: Scratchthatguys: yes, somehow you've managed to /not/ make it not turing complete
[22:17:16]: Scratchthatguys: ok look
[22:17:19]: gollark: I mean, yes, finite memory or whatever.
[22:17:29]: [S] Lem?y: you can your computer regular expression
[22:17:30]: Scratchthatguys: the church-turing thesis has legitimately given me existential dread
[22:17:34]: gollark: ... how?
[22:17:39]: Lignum: what was that one again
[22:18:01]: gollark: The idea of your brain being maybe simulatable or something? I don't know what the actual theorem was, but that's one thing which causes existential crises in a few people.
[22:18:17]: Lignum: oh that one
[22:18:18]: gollark: Strictly speaking, all implementations of PotatOS aren't, but PotatOS itself in the abstract is Turing-complete.
[22:18:19]: Scratchthatguys: i mean, in the same way g?del's incompleteness theorem upset me
[22:18:22]: Scratchthatguys: no, that's not it
[22:19:04]: Scratchthatguys: i mean, it's similar
[22:19:39]: Scratchthatguys: but it's more the impossibility of developing anything better than turing complete under the digital physics hypothesis
[22:19:58]: Scratchthatguys: and as 1) that seems pretty likely to me, and 2) i want to push the frontiers of computer science as far as we can take it
[22:20:04]: Scratchthatguys: seeing a 'wall' like that hurts me
[22:21:07]: gollark: What stuff is there beyond Turing-completeness? Machines which can execute infinite stuff in finite time? Fancy closed-timelike-curve processing thingies?
[22:21:33]: Scratchthatguys: hypercomputers, assuming the universe is not turing-computable but we can harness it to make something more powerful than a turing machine
[22:21:48]: Wojbie: ok all this shit should be fully automated now.. if it works i will be able to undercut 6_4 quite severly ;D
[22:21:57]: *Yemmel has gone AFK.
[22:22:00]: Nisse93: finally my milo remote complete
[22:22:03]: *jakedacatman has gone AFK.
[22:22:17]: gollark: Isn't hypercomputer a general term?
[22:22:25]: Wojbie: well look at the time.. gnigh everyone!
[22:22:40]: Wojbie: t*
[22:22:45]: *jakbyte has gone AFK.
[22:22:45]: - Wojbie left the game
[22:23:27]: Scratchthatguys: hypercomputer refers to super-Turing computation
[22:23:36]: gollark: Yes, that is what the Wikipedia summary says.
[22:23:39]: *Lignum has gone AFK.
[22:23:49]: Scratchthatguys: has nothing to do with hyperthreading, mind you
[22:23:54]: gollark: But that's... a little tautological, as an answer to "what stuff beyond Turing-completeness is there".
[22:24:03]: Scratchthatguys: i mean, it's tautological but not circular
[22:24:08]: Scratchthatguys: "something that can solve the halting problem"
[22:24:14]: Scratchthatguys: it's undefined but it may or may not exist
[22:24:14]: gollark: Oh right, that's a good example, sure.
[22:24:22]: Scratchthatguys: (also in the wikipedia summary)
[22:24:40]: gollark: Hey, I read the short summary DuckDuckGo gives you.
[22:24:42]: gollark: Not the full page.
[22:24:43]: Scratchthatguys: nice
[22:24:48]: Scratchthatguys: it's
[22:24:54]: Scratchthatguys: literally the sentence after the one you mentioned
[22:24:55]: *steamport has gone AFK.
[22:24:57]: Scratchthatguys: the second one on the page
[22:24:59]: gollark: Neat.
[22:25:04]: Scratchthatguys: oh god i've revealed myself as a nerd to steamport
[22:25:05]: Scratchthatguys: oh no
[22:25:12]: gollark: There is no hope for you now.
[22:25:48]: steamport: what iw asn't paying attention
[22:25:49]: *steamport is no longer AFK.
[22:25:50]: gollark: I should figure out some way to add a random Wikipedia article to my RSS reader each day, so I read it. That way, I would know everything on Wikipedia in just several tens of millions (maybe?) of days.
[22:25:52]: Scratchthatguys: you saw nothing
[22:26:09]: Scratchthatguys: try the simple english version of wikipedia to reduce the time it would take to read each
[22:26:17]: Scratchthatguys: then maybe you could read several a day
[22:26:24]: gollark: Did you know? Wikipedia (the pages, without edit history or talk pages or user pages or file uploads or anything) is only about 15GB.
[22:27:38]: gollark: You can download it from their data dumps page. Though I don't know if there's good software to view it, because Wikipedia's format is pure evil.
[22:27:54]: Scratchthatguys: isn't it just mediawiki syntax
[22:27:55]: gollark: It's annoying. 15GB or so of useful information on... basically everything... locked up in the insane wikitext format.
[22:28:00]: gollark: Yes, mediawiki syntax is insane.
[22:28:05]: Scratchthatguys: oh so you're one of those
[22:28:08]: gollark: Yep!
[22:28:39]: gollark: They could at least have used a format which was parseable and had multiple implementations.
[22:28:45]: *Ale32bit has gone AFK.
[22:29:20]: gollark: Maybe HTML with some template mechanism.
[22:29:22]: Scratchthatguys: i need leather and i don't want to go massacre cows
[22:29:23]: gollark: Or XHTML.
[22:29:33]: Scratchthatguys: also are you suggesting they convert wikipedia to wikia's format
[22:29:35]: Scratchthatguys: :thinking:
[22:29:40]: gollark: Wikia's format? Huh?
[22:29:50]: Nisse93: aka stupid format
[22:29:52]: Scratchthatguys: essentially just template and plaintext, isn't it
[22:29:55]: Scratchthatguys: it's garbo
[22:30:11]: gollark: Well, something like that: limited XHTML syntax plus templating.
[22:30:20]: Scratchthatguys was slain by Enderman
[22:30:41]: [D] Lur: mornin
[22:30:43]: gollark: I like Markdown for text chat and stuff, but it's also not very standardized, evil to parse, and not ideal for long-form content I'd say.
[22:30:44]: gollark: Hi.
[22:30:56]: gollark: Or at least long-form content which sometimes needs to do templates and tables and stuff.
[22:31:15]: gollark: My notes are in the also mildly insane format DokuWiki uses, which isn't ideal either.
[22:31:53]: Scratchthatguys: i can't even find cows to kill, and also
[22:31:54]: + Lr_ joined the game
[22:31:58]: Scratchthatguys: i was going to suggest dokuwiki as a joke
[22:32:00]: Scratchthatguys: oh my god
[22:32:10]: Scratchthatguys: if i can't find cows i'm gonna have to kill rabbits and that's just sad
[22:32:10]: [S] Lem?y: hey
[22:32:10]: gollark: It seemed the best choice at the time. I had reasons.
[22:32:14]: Scratchthatguys: oh i have a ./home cows
[22:32:16]: Lr_: heyo
[22:32:21]: Scratchthatguys: the only mobs here are horses...
[22:32:27]: gollark: Though its parser is also evil; I know this, having written a plugin for one weird thing I wanted.
[22:32:32]: Scratchthatguys: oh at least i have ./home cows2
[22:32:40]: Scratchthatguys: um
[22:32:43]: Scratchthatguys: why is cows2 in the middle of the ocean
[22:32:49]: gollark: National security reasons.
[22:32:57]: Scratchthatguys: cows3 is the desert
[22:33:04]: gollark: I think you may have made a mistake.
[22:33:04]: Scratchthatguys: wtf kind of drugs was i on when i made these
[22:33:10]: Scratchthatguys: oh my god wait
[22:33:15]: Scratchthatguys: i don't even HAVE a cows4 and cows4 is in a swamp
[22:33:21]: gollark: I have my own half-programmed notes application which uses Markdown which I was going to add template syntax to, but that failed because I can't figure out a nice way to structure the database.
[22:33:27]: - [S] znepb left the game
[22:33:45]: Scratchthatguys was shot by Skeleton
[22:33:50]: Scratchthatguys: that is not a cow
[22:33:52]: Nisse93: Which is better, Visual Studio, or Visual Studio Code?
[22:33:54]: gollark: VScode.
[22:33:56]: Scratchthatguys: vsc
[22:34:03]: Scratchthatguys: i hate vsc and i know it's better
[22:34:08]: Nisse93: why precisely?
[22:34:08]: Scratchthatguys: i use atom with a theme that makes my eyes bleed
[22:34:11]: [S] Lem?y: depends what for
[22:34:12]: gollark: There are a bunch of annoying competing goals, and the least bad solution I came up with was still a bit kludgy and hard to work with.
[22:34:16]: [S] Lem?y: vs for windows c#
[22:34:20]: [S] Lem?y: vsc for mono and everything else
[22:34:34]: Nisse93: lua
[22:34:42]: Scratchthatguys: notepad++, lmao
[22:34:48]: Scratchthatguys: you don't need an ide for lua
[22:35:17]: Nisse93: notepad++ sucks for multiple files
[22:35:25]: Scratchthatguys: a multi-file lua project
[22:35:27]: Scratchthatguys: dog bless
[22:35:33]: gollark: All praise Dog!
[22:35:37]: Nisse93: aka operating systems
[22:35:51]: gollark: Yes, "Operating systems".
[22:35:55]: Scratchthatguys: i've yet to see one that has more than the built-in ones for both cc and oc
[22:35:58]: gollark: They're almost always fancy GUIs with pointless bundled programs.
[22:36:01]: Scratchthatguys: bam
[22:36:05]: Scratchthatguys: wait
[22:36:07]: Scratchthatguys: is potatOS satire
[22:36:09]: Scratchthatguys: oh my god
[22:36:11]: gollark: PotatOS is actually not that, but everyone unfairly dislikes it.
[22:36:18]: Nisse93: actually, i'm going to be taking a shell-like curve.
[22:36:26]: Scratchthatguys: is this a new form of cryptography?
[22:36:29]: Nisse93: I mean, if everyone can only dislike two things at a time,
[22:36:30]: Scratchthatguys: shellic curves?
[22:36:41]: Nisse93: then either people will start to like wyOS, potatOS, or me.
[22:36:41]: gollark: PotatOS is not satire. The original design goal was to annoy Terrariola, hence "Terrariola is stupid" is sometimes printed backwards on boot.
[22:36:53]: Scratchthatguys: if everyone can only dislike two things at a time, i'd make a fork of potatOS so i could dislike both
[22:36:57]: gollark: No, my dislike stack can manage at least 8935789 items.
[22:37:09]: *Ale32bit is no longer AFK.
[22:37:12]: Scratchthatguys: WHY ARE THERE NO COWS
[22:37:16]: Nisse93: My OS won't be a PUP tho.
[22:37:18]: Scratchthatguys: i blame PotatOS
[22:37:24]: gollark: PotatOS isn't cows.
[22:37:28]: Scratchthatguys: exactly
[22:37:48]: Scratchthatguys: COWS
[22:39:00]: gollark: Basically, I wanted to have revision history, store all data in a single SQLite database (I HAVE REASONS, BAD ONES), be able to move pages and handle revision history sanely, and have DokuWiki-like namespaces.
[22:39:04]: Scratchthatguys: are we megaticking now
[22:39:11]: gollark: Also, I wanted it to be reasonably simple and not duplicate data.
[22:39:15]: gollark: Unsurprisingly, this did not work.
[22:39:19]: Nisse93: I'mma do a shell version of wyOS, then try (and fail) to do a GUI
[22:39:23]: Scratchthatguys: if only the whole thing didn't work
[22:39:25]: A teleport request was sent to Scratchthatguys.
[22:39:33]: Scratchthatguys teleported to your location.
[22:39:44]: Scratchthatguys: this is why we haev such a low tps
[22:39:47]: Nisse93: my visual studio code just seems to of crashed when trying to open a damn folder.
[22:39:47]: Scratchthatguys: this is exactly why
[22:39:51]: gollark: The TPS monitor and its overprecise measurements?
[22:39:52]: Nisse93: I think vs may be better.
[22:39:55]: Scratchthatguys: yes.
[22:40:00]: gollark: Sounds like a you problem, Nisse93.
[22:40:13]: gollark: If I work on it again, honestly, it'll probably just dump most data in the filesystem and store, say, revision history in SQLite.
[22:40:25]: gollark: Also metadata.
[22:40:33]: Nisse93: it is a me problem
[22:40:36]: Nisse93: but dont quote me
[22:40:38]: - jakbyte left the game
[22:40:49]: Lr_: <Nisse93> but dont quote me
[22:40:59]: gollark: This would mean I would have to (the horror) copy multiple files to back it up, and it probably wouldn't be as conveniently copyable, but oh well.
[22:41:42]: - steamport left the game
[22:42:09]: *jakedacatman is no longer AFK.
[22:42:31]: [GP] Buy_From_My_Shop
[22:42:33]: [GP] Buy_From_Me!!!!!!!
[22:43:45]: - [S] Ale32bit left the game
[22:43:55]: *Lignum is no longer AFK.
[22:45:36]: *Nisse93 has gone AFK.
[22:45:59]: + Allymonies joined the game
[22:46:02]: Lignum: morning
[22:46:15]: Allymonies: hi
[22:46:51]: Scratchthatguys: if only there were an xp farm
[22:47:13]: *jakedacatman has gone AFK.
[22:47:15]: Anavrins: "If only"
[22:47:16]: *Anavrins is no longer AFK.
[22:47:22]: Scratchthatguys: that i had access to smh
[22:47:47]: *Lem?y has gone AFK.
[22:47:56]: Anavrins: There's like 2 or 3 enderman farms open to public
[22:47:59]: [S] jakedacatman: ppp
[22:47:59]: *jakedacatman is no longer AFK.
[22:48:05]: Scratchthatguys: where though
[22:48:19]: Anavrins: in the end, fairly close to the main island
[22:48:19]: gollark: There's kepler's bl?ze farm.
[22:48:24]: *jakedacatman has gone AFK.
[22:48:25]: Anavrins: that too
[22:48:27]: *jakedacatman is no longer AFK.
[22:48:36]: Scratchthatguys: "it's somewhere, probably"
[22:48:38]: [S] jakedacatman: do you need xp or ender pearls
[22:48:43]: Scratchthatguys: xp
[22:48:47]: [S] jakedacatman: oh you need xp
[22:48:47]: Scratchthatguys: like, half a level up to 30
[22:48:54]: gollark: This TPS monitor is great. I should run TPS calculators on all the Chorus City Street Signs.
[22:49:11]: *Wojbie2 is no longer AFK.
[22:49:19]: gollark: The TPS thing basically works by calculating digits of pi, and seeing how fast certain amounts are computed.
[22:49:29]: Scratchthatguys: you could probably have a similarly accurate calculator by scraping chat for 'lag' and generating a random number between 0 --
[22:49:30]: Scratchthatguys: wait
[22:49:30]: Allymonies: why
[22:49:30]: Lr_: That's the most inefficient way I can imagine.
[22:49:31]: - [S] jakedacatman left the game
[22:49:31]: Scratchthatguys: PI??
[22:49:33]: Scratchthatguys: why not tau
[22:49:36]: Scratchthatguys: wtf
[22:49:41]: Allymonies: why not use os.time() and os.epoch('utc')
[22:50:07]: + [S] jakedacatman joined the game
[22:50:07]: Allymonies, Anavrins, Lemmmy, Lignum, Lr_, Nisse93, Scratchthatguys, Wojbie2, Yemmel, gollark, jakedacatman
[22:50:14]: gollark: I mean, I could use that, but this way TPS calculation is able to contribute to causing TPS.
[22:50:20]: Scratchthatguys: "causing TPS"
[22:50:21]: Allymonies: oh, great
[22:50:30]: [S] jakedacatman: i have an xp farm
[22:50:32]: gollark: In fact, I run TPS calculators on the entire Potatodatacentre!
[22:50:37]: [S] jakedacatman: afk at that one
[22:50:40]: Scratchthatguys has made the advancement [A Terrible Fortress]
[22:51:01]: gollark: As well as that, I outsource my server's backups to the Potatodatacentre's few hundred megabytes of storage space, and also host Skynet off a few of them.
[22:51:12]: Scratchthatguys: cursed
[22:51:20]: Scratchthatguys: admins pls nerf potatos too powerful
[22:51:31]: Lignum: ok potatos is now banned
[22:51:32]: gollark: Have you seen the Potatodatacentre yet?
[22:51:52]: - [S] jakedacatman left the game
[22:51:55]: gollark: Try AvocadOS today! It may or may not be PotatOS run through `sed s/PotatOS/AvocadOS/g'.
[22:52:01]: [D] jakedacatman: wtf
[22:52:03]: Lr_: gollark: can you not download 500kb of data every 5 minutes
[22:52:05]: + [S] jakedacatman joined the game
[22:52:07]: gollark: What?
[22:52:08]: Warped to home "constructionsite" successfully.
[22:52:12]: Scratchthatguys: don't forget avocaplex instead of potatoplex
[22:52:15]: Lr_ has requested that you teleport to them.
[22:52:15]: Accept - Deny
[22:52:18]: gollark: The sign clearly says 300KB.
[22:52:27]: gollark: It's not my fault if dynmap decides to send me more data.
[22:52:27]: Lr_: yeah, recalculated it
[22:52:36]: *Nisse93 is no longer AFK.
[22:52:38]: Lr_: you can at least not fetch every second
[22:52:39]: gollark: Is there some way to STOP dynmap giving me free data?
[22:52:55]: Scratchthatguys: "free" data
[22:52:58]: Allymonies, Anavrins, Lemmmy, Lignum, Lr_, Nisse93, Scratchthatguys, Wojbie2, Yemmel, gollark, jakedacatman
[22:52:58]: Allymonies, Anavrins, Lemmmy, Lignum, Lr_, Nisse93, Scratchthatguys, Wojbie2, Yemmel, gollark, jakedacatman
[22:52:58]: Allymonies, Anavrins, Lemmmy, Lignum, Lr_, Nisse93, Scratchthatguys, Wojbie2, Yemmel, gollark, jakedacatman
[22:53:05]: - [S] jakedacatman left the game
[22:53:10]: gollark: Hmm, maybe it could be reprogrammed to wait 5 seconds after it gets a lot of data? Would that satisfy you?
[22:53:12]: gollark: Or 15.
[22:53:17]: Lr_: yeah that'll work
[22:53:31]: [D] jakedacatman: oh my god
[22:53:38]: gollark: ... how much is "a lot"? Hmm.
[22:53:39]: Lr_: that brings it down to 100/34kb respectively
[22:53:46]: + [S] jakedacatman joined the game
[22:54:04]: Lr_: time to track down the idiot who's broadcasting an entire terminal
[22:54:11]: Scratchthatguys: so uh
[22:54:12]: *Wojbie2 has gone AFK.
[22:54:17]: Scratchthatguys: i tried buying a fortune III book from here
[22:54:18]: gollark: Yes, that is very annoying on my network monitor.
[22:54:20]: + jakbyte joined the game
[22:54:20]: Scratchthatguys: oh there it is
[22:54:34]: [S] jakedacatman: yeah you can blame tps for that
[22:54:44]: Warping to choruscity.
[22:54:48]: [S] jakedacatman: tbh i need to afk there
[22:54:49]: gollark: The low TPS per second is really irritating.
[22:54:57]: jakbyte: smh my head
[22:54:58]: [S] jakedacatman: yeah how can we raise it
[22:55:00]: Lr_: RAS syndrome?
[22:55:12]: *Wojbie2 is no longer AFK.
[22:55:35]: gollark: It's not redundant, TPS per second is... technically vaguely correct ish.
[22:55:41]: gollark: Rate of change of TPS.
[22:55:46]: [S] jakedacatman: wait gollark do you have that overlay glasses tps thing?
[22:55:58]: [S] jakedacatman: maybe i do still idk
[22:56:11]: gollark: Yes, but it doesn't use GTPS(tm) yet.
[22:56:20]: [S] jakedacatman: well i can modify it easily
[22:56:21]: Lr_: any idea what port all that terminal data is coming through?
[22:56:29]: [S] jakedacatman: i have it
[22:56:34]: gollark: No, unfortunately it covers the screen of my modem monitor.
[22:56:36]: Scratchthatguys: gollark!! make your tps calculator use tau instead of pi smh
[22:56:39]: gollark: We can trilaterate it if you like.
[22:57:15]: gollark: Save TPS! Move all networking to BundleNet!
[22:57:27]: Lr_: wait no-
[22:57:32]: + [S] znepb joined the game
[22:57:35]: Allymonies: wb
[22:57:43]: [S] jakedacatman: will this help
[22:57:51]: gollark: https://pastebin.com/VuvEsQaT
[22:57:51]: [D] jakedacatman: wb
[22:57:52]: [S] znepb: hello
[22:57:53]: [D] jakedacatman: mmm lag
[22:57:58]: Scratchthatguys: yummy lag
[22:58:08]: - [S] jakedacatman left the game
[22:58:09]: gollark: brb transmitting potatOS 12576 times over bundled cable linkups
[22:58:14]: + [S] jakedacatman joined the game
[22:58:18]: *Lem?y is no longer AFK.
[22:58:24]: [S] jakedacatman: you know the channel?
[22:58:31]: Lr_: Jake-EndPC
[22:58:34]: Lr_: :I
[22:58:35]: gollark: Oh dear.
[22:58:40]: [S] jakedacatman: ok blame oups
[22:58:42]: [S] jakedacatman: opus
[22:58:44]: gollark: Don't we all?
[22:58:50]: [S] jakedacatman: it's this one
[22:58:51]: gollark: I like Opus generally, but its networking stack is evil.
[22:58:55]: [S] jakedacatman: the vnc thing
[22:58:59]: Lr_: yeah it's that one
[22:59:02]: gollark: Wait, is that being sent UNENCRYPTED?
[22:59:10]: gollark: AAAAAAAA
[22:59:14]: - [S] jakedacatman left the game
[22:59:16]: [S] znepb: hey gollark
[22:59:20]: gollark: Hi "znepb".
[22:59:23]: [S] znepb: to test your theory
[22:59:24]: Anavrins: It's unencrypted, but untemperable
[22:59:29]: gollark: Oh, digital signatures?
[22:59:32]: [S] znepb: ah
[22:59:32]: *Nisse93 has gone AFK.
[22:59:33]: + [S] jakedacatman joined the game
[22:59:44]: gollark: PotatOS used to have cleartext but signed messages over modem for backdoors.
[22:59:50]: [S] jakedacatman: ok that should fix?
[22:59:50]: gollark: Fortunately, we have advanced SPUDNET technology now.
[22:59:51]: Anavrins: you can encrypt it, but it's much more laggy, I'm gonna need to optimise it further
[23:00:04]: gollark: My TPS overlay is great for seeing just how badly everything is broken!
[23:00:08]: Automatic server restart in 10 minutes.
[23:00:13]: *Wojbie2 has gone AFK.
[23:00:15]: [S] jakedacatman: how can i decrease my ping
[23:00:18]: [S] jakedacatman: its 4696ms
[23:00:20]: Scratchthatguys: kill gollark irl
[23:00:22]: [S] znepb: good question
[23:00:34]: [S] jakedacatman: Lr_ did that fix it
[23:00:39]: Scratchthatguys: omg
[23:00:40]: [S] jakedacatman: i closed the vnc program
[23:00:43]: Lr_: no more spam here
[23:00:44]: Scratchthatguys: oh
[23:00:47]: Scratchthatguys: i thought you killed gollark
[23:00:48]: [S] jakedacatman: epic
[23:01:04]: Lr_: but TPS-end, no lol
[23:01:05]: gollark: How would killing me help your ping?
[23:01:05]: [S] jakedacatman: but what to put on there
[23:01:12]: Dim  0 (overworld) : Mean tick time: 101.186 ms. Mean TPS: 9.883
[23:01:12]: Dim -1 (the_nether) : Mean tick time: 1.790 ms. Mean TPS: 20.000
[23:01:12]: Dim  1 (the_end) : Mean tick time: 52.484 ms. Mean TPS: 19.053
[23:01:12]: Overall : Mean tick time: 226.475 ms. Mean TPS: 4.416
[23:01:18]: [S] jakedacatman: ok my ping is now 2680ms
[23:01:27]: gollark: See, you didn't need to kill me, not that that would help.
[23:01:37]: gollark: I'm definitely not hijacking your network connection and using OC to download torrents.
[23:01:37]: Scratchthatguys: you're right
[23:01:39]: Scratchthatguys: potatos would still exist
[23:01:47]: gollark: PotatOS can continue with or without me.
[23:01:51]: Scratchthatguys: we need to go back in time to kill skynet before it was born
[23:01:54]: gollark: Until someone decides to shut down the potatOS backend servers in my absence.
[23:01:57]: gollark: Actually, skynet is my other projec.t
[23:02:05]: Scratchthatguys: Potaterminator: Genisys, out soon
[23:02:06]: gollark: And without it LDDestroier's Tetris thing wouldn't work!
[23:02:22]: gollark: Skynet is my general communications thing, SPUDNET is for secure systems and runs the PotatOS Remote Debugging System.
[23:02:30]: Scratchthatguys: aka backdoor
[23:02:35]: gollark: If you like.
[23:02:41]: Scratchthatguys: i don't like
[23:02:54]: gollark: well, it's not then.
[23:02:59]: *Wojbie2 is no longer AFK.
[23:03:30]: gollark: SPUDNET is the Super PotatOS Update/Debugging Normalized Electron Telephone.
[23:03:51]: Scratchthatguys: but can it run DOMO?
[23:03:53]: Scratchthatguys: doom, even
[23:04:01]: [S] jakedacatman: ok 507ms
[23:04:01]: gollark: I mean, the server is probably powerful enough to.
[23:04:18]: gollark: It runs on a Xeon E3-1240 with 4GB random access RAM memory.
[23:04:36]: Lr_: nah.
[23:04:49]: [S] jakedacatman: anyone know how to install iTunes and the related iOS device-communicator software on wine
[23:04:52]: Scratchthatguys: kinda wanna code a remote desktop client for opencomputers
[23:05:04]: Lr_: jake: there's relevant ios dev utilities for linux
[23:05:09]: Automatic server restart in 5 minutes.
[23:05:11]: Lr_: what are you trying to do
[23:05:40]: [S] jakedacatman: ok so cydia impactor isn't working so i have this thing i used to sideload a jailbreak application onto my phone (but i installed it on windows)
[23:05:55]: [S] jakedacatman: so i want to install on linux and jailbreak my iPad
[23:06:02]: [S] jakedacatman: but like...
[23:06:09]: [D] jakedacatman: unknown.png
[23:06:11]: Automatic server restart in 4 minutes.
[23:06:27]: [S] jakedacatman: since apple is dumb and requires iTunes for their devices to communicate
[23:06:34]: [S] znepb: hey jak
[23:06:36]: [S] znepb: jakedacatman
[23:06:45]: [S] jakedacatman: yea?
[23:06:49]: [S] znepb: ideas for songs?
[23:06:56]: [S] jakedacatman: classical
[23:06:59]: [S] znepb: ok
[23:07:03]: [S] znepb: but first
[23:07:12]: Automatic server restart in 3 minutes.
[23:07:18]: Scratchthatguys: make it a threnody
[23:07:22]: [S] znepb: tri poloski
[23:07:23]: Allymonies fell from a high place
[23:08:00]: *Wojbie2 has gone AFK.
[23:08:14]: Automatic server restart in 2 minutes.
[23:08:17]: [S] Lem?y: woof
[23:08:22]: [S] jakedacatman: dog
[23:08:31]: [S] Lem?y: my DOGS
[23:08:37]: jakbyte: whats with the thunder
[23:08:46]: Lr_: nothing
[23:09:01]: Scratchthatguys: gollark getting smited
[23:09:10]: *Anavrins has gone AFK.
[23:09:13]: gollark: * smitten
[23:09:15]: Automatic server restart in 1 minute.
[23:09:20]: gollark: Or possibly smote.
[23:09:21]: Scratchthatguys: you're not falling in love
[23:09:22]: [S] Lem?y: hot potato with yem's wang
[23:09:23]: Allymonies: thats why you get smited
[23:09:35]: gollark: Fine, can we agree on "smote, maybe"?
[23:09:38]: - [S] jakedacatman left the game
[23:09:40]: Scratchthatguys: pedants get smote, yes
[23:09:47]: Automatic server restart in 30 seconds.
[23:09:56]: Scratchthatguys: see yall tomorrow when the reboot finishes
[23:10:00]: - Scratchthatguys left the game
[23:10:04]: Automatic server restart in 15 seconds.
[23:10:04]: + [S] jakedacatman joined the game
[23:10:10]: Automatic server restart in 10 seconds.
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[23:10:36]: Anavrins: even the countdown is lagging
[23:10:37]: *Anavrins is no longer AFK.
[23:10:44]: Shutting down.
[23:10:44]: Saved map.
[23:10:44]: ?cYour connection to switchcraft was interrupted. You have been connected to: lobby
[23:10:49]: + gollark joined the game
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[23:10:49]: ------------------------ MOTD ------------------------
[23:10:49]: Welcome to SwitchCraft!
[23:10:49]: The server is currently restarting. Thanks for your patience!
[23:10:49]: If you are unable to join, make sure you are on the latest version of the pack: 3.19
[23:10:49]: ------------------------ ? ? -------------------------
[23:10:49]: + Yemmel joined the game
[23:10:49]: + [S] Wojbie2 joined the game
[23:10:52]: Lr_: WhY THE DOGS
[23:10:58]: [S] Lemmmy: grr
[23:11:00]: gollark: INITIATING PROTOCOL KAPPA.
[23:11:00]: - Nisse93 left the game
[23:11:03]: Allymonies: ikr cats are better
[23:11:07]: gollark: ?
[23:11:08]: You have warped to the spawn point for world world.
[23:11:13]: You have warped to the spawn point for world world.
[23:11:17]: Allymonies was slain by Lignum using [Lignum's Spilly Cunt]