[10:48:31]: gollark: hOW BIG is THIS CLAIM?
[10:48:47]: [REDACTED-1]: 96 m^2
[10:48:51]: ---------------------- Claim Info ----------------------
[10:48:51]: Name : [REDACTED-1]'s Base  Area: 98x100  Blocks: 9800
[10:48:51]: Owner : [REDACTED-1]
[10:48:51]: Type : 2D ADMIN [BASIC] SUBDIVISION TOWN
[10:48:51]: InheritParent : ON   Expired : NO
[10:48:51]: ForSale : NO
[10:48:51]: Accessors : none
[10:48:51]: Builders : none
[10:48:51]: Containers : none
[10:48:51]: Managers : none
[10:48:51]: Greeting : none
[10:48:51]: Farewell : none
[10:48:51]: World : world
[10:48:51]: Created : Tue Mar 17 11:55:23 CET 2020
[10:48:51]: LastActive : Thu Mar 26 11:28:07 CET 2020
[10:48:51]: UUID : 35d54cc1-c1ca-4d7e-bfa8-6b3bdf6af218
[10:48:51]: NorthCorners : NW : (-2994, 65, -2754) NE : (-2897, 65, -2754)
[10:48:51]: SouthCorners : SW : (-2994, 65, -2655) SE : (-2897, 65, -2655)
[10:48:51]: ------------------------ « » -------------------------
[10:48:53]: gollark: WRONG!
[10:48:57]: gollark: It's 9800m².
[10:49:09]: [REDACTED-1]: 96^2 m^2
[10:49:15]: gollark: WRONG!
[10:49:20]: gollark: It's 98*100m².
[10:49:46]: [REDACTED-1]: give back my oversized cheese graters
[10:49:53]: - Luca_S left the game
[10:50:10]: [REDACTED-1]: thanks
[10:50:22]: You don't have [REDACTED-1]'s permission to interact with the block computercraft:turtle_expanded.
[10:50:30]: gollark: Unrelatedly, how secure would you say the software on these turtles is?
[10:50:45]: [REDACTED-1]: they all run opus
[10:50:49]: gollark: Oh dear. MELON(tm) is depleted.
[10:50:51]: Warping to choruscity.
[10:50:54]: [REDACTED-1]: too lazy to make my own farms
[10:51:00]: gollark: I must retreat to the MELON(tm) reserves.
[10:51:06]: [REDACTED-1]: melon is useless
[10:51:09]: [REDACTED-1]: potato is better
[10:51:09]: gollark: Lies.
[10:51:18]: gollark: Initiating laser strike.
[10:51:20]: [REDACTED-1]: i eat raw potatoes
[10:51:25]: gollark: Raw potatOS, you mean?
[10:51:28]: [REDACTED-1]: because they fill half a bar of hunger
[10:51:32]: [REDACTED-1]: so milo autofeed
[10:51:34]: [REDACTED-1]: doesnt waste food
[10:51:39]: gollark: Same for melons actually.
[10:51:46]: gollark: * MELON(tm)
[10:51:53]: gollark: I have a big stock of them.
[10:52:08]: gollark: 6838, even.
[10:52:34]: [REDACTED-1]: grates are just invisible fences
[10:52:36]: [REDACTED-1]: change my mind
[10:52:41]: *DanyGames2014 has gone AFK.
[10:52:45]: gollark: Invisible and you can cross them. Not very fency.
[10:52:51]: [REDACTED-1]: yes
[10:52:55]: [REDACTED-1]: players can cross them
[10:52:58]: [REDACTED-1]: animals cant
[10:53:25]: gollark: Alas, my GPS trilaterator thing has been obsoleted by the anonymous GPS patch.
[10:53:37]: [REDACTED-1]: some guy is screaming on the upper floor since yesterday
[10:54:07]: gollark: BEfore, see, ComPuters tRansMitted their ID with a GPS PiNg, resUlting In YoU beIng AblE to FinD them By ID.
[10:54:21]: [REDACTED-1]: yesterday he said some stuff about "ya ya quarantine", proceeded to scream "fuck bitch motherfuck" for 5 minst
[10:54:31]: [REDACTED-1]: now he is just screaming again
[10:54:31]: gollark: Using TrUe RaNgE MuLtiLatEraTioN as the native GPS PrOgraM dOes ItseLf.
[10:56:00]: gollark: You can use a similar thing to trilaterate any modem broadcast. Such as, for example, Opus's impossible-to-disable-as-far-as-I-know ID-containing SNMP pings.
[10:56:06]: [REDACTED-1]: crap
[10:56:08]: gollark: ?
[10:56:12]: [REDACTED-1]: the grate fell through the grate
[10:56:15]: gollark: Ah yes.
[10:56:24]: [REDACTED-1]: cant pick it up
[10:56:31]: [GP] .
[10:56:31]: [GP] .
[10:56:31]: [GP] .
[10:56:32]: [GP] .
[10:56:32]: [GP] .
[10:56:32]: [GP] .
[10:56:41]: [GP] .
[10:56:41]: [GP] .
[10:56:41]: [GP] .
[10:56:43]: [GP] .
[10:56:43]: [GP] .
[10:56:43]: [GP] .
[10:56:49]: Warping to choruscity.
[10:57:24]: gollark: Conspiracy theory: Opus was just made so Kepler could find people's computers.
[10:57:51]: [REDACTED-1]: cow
[10:57:52]: [REDACTED-1]: come
[10:57:55]: gollark: It does fit with the secret backdoor in its cryptography libraries.
[10:57:56]: [REDACTED-1]: haha you cant
[10:58:02]: A teleport request was sent to [REDACTED-1].
[10:58:09]: You have teleported to [REDACTED-1]'s location.
[10:58:16]: gollark: HAHAHAHA COW IS ESCAPE!!!
[10:58:20]: gollark: HAHAHA!!!!
[10:58:21]: [REDACTED-1]: i jumped with hover boots
[10:58:24]: [REDACTED-1]: thats why
[10:58:26]: gollark: moo.
[10:58:39]: gollark: Can I lase the cow?
[10:58:39]: [REDACTED-1]: now
[10:58:45]: [REDACTED-1]: how do i get these cows
[10:59:20]: gollark: Just add a neural interface to them and remote-pilot the cows.
[10:59:25]: [REDACTED-1]: too much work
[10:59:26]: [REDACTED-1]: this is simpler
[10:59:30]: gollark: Using PotatOS Remote Potatoplex(tm).
[10:59:41]: gollark: Built into all potatOS-running neural interfaces and enabled by default!
[11:00:02]: Check out the claims we have for auction! https://market.switchcraft.pw
[11:00:02]: Automatic server restart in 10 minutes.
[11:00:05]: gollark: OH NO!
[11:00:40]: [REDACTED-1]: uh oh
[11:00:53]: [REDACTED-1]: cow come
[11:02:01]: gollark: What's wrong with installing potatOS on the cows to remote control their brains?
[11:02:03]: gollark: WHAT, I ask you?
[11:02:08]: [REDACTED-1]: expensive
[11:02:17]: gollark: Just use one and remove it afterward.
[11:02:17]: [REDACTED-1]: hmm
[11:02:21]: [REDACTED-1]: i think this is better
[11:03:03]: gollark was slain by [REDACTED-1]
[11:03:16]: [REDACTED-1]: WTF IS THIS SOUND
[11:03:30]: [D] gollark: Contingency -44-B.
[11:03:43]: [REDACTED-1]: dirt breaking sound got stuck
[11:03:56]: Returned you to your previous location.
[11:04:02]: gollark: No, it's my death contingency.
[11:04:09]: You don't have permission to use plethora:neuralconnector on a minecraft:potatoes.
[11:05:05]: Automatic server restart in 5 minutes.
[11:05:05]: gollark was slain by [REDACTED-1]
[11:05:09]: Returned you to your previous location.
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[11:10:02]: Saved map.
[11:10:02]: Shutting down.
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[11:10:07]: The server you were on kicked you: Kicked from switchcraft: Scheduled Automatic server restart. Please rejoin shortly.
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[11:10:07]: ------------------------ MOTD ------------------------
[11:10:07]: Welcome to SwitchCraft!
[11:10:07]: The server is currently restarting. Thanks for your patience!
[11:10:07]: If you are unable to join, make sure you are on the latest version of the pack: 3.22
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[11:10:34]: [REDACTED-1]: crap
[11:10:41]: kthoau was slain by [REDACTED-1] using [§l§6Winner's Sword]
[11:11:01]: Unable to connect to switchcraft. Try again later.
[11:11:03]: - [REDACTED-1] left the game
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[11:12:09]: ------------------------ MOTD ------------------------
[11:12:09]: Info
[11:12:09]: Thread - https://thread.switchcraft.pw
[11:12:09]: Dynmap - https://dynmap.switchcraft.pw
[11:12:09]: Market - https://market.switchcraft.pw
[11:12:09]: Forums - https://forums.computercraft.cc
[11:12:09]: Wiki - https://wiki.computercraft.cc
[11:12:09]: Role Colours
[11:12:09]: User - Moderator  - Admin
[11:12:09]: SwitchCraft Supporters
[11:12:09]: Users with this [S] tag appearing next to their name in chat
[11:12:09]: and the tablist are SwitchCraft Supporters. This means that
[11:12:09]: they have donated to help keep the server online. If you
[11:12:09]: would like to donate and receive Supporter status, visit:
[11:12:09]: https://donate.switchcraft.pw
[11:12:09]: ------------------------ « » -------------------------
[11:15:01]: You can create street signs with a computer by running streetsign.
[11:17:06]: *DanyGames2014 has gone AFK.
[11:17:12]: *gollark has gone AFK.
[11:28:55]: + pjals joined the game
[11:29:05]: + [S] viluon joined the game
[11:29:08]: pjals: hey gollark
[11:29:22]: [S] viluon: o/
[11:29:33]: pjals: o/
[11:30:02]: Check out the new ComputerCraft Wiki! https://wiki.computercraft.cc
[11:31:31]: pjals: viluon could you help me with my antivirus project
[11:31:35]: [S] viluon: umm sure
[11:31:38]: pjals: k
[11:31:42]: pjals: ill trust you
[11:31:58]: pjals: this is antivirus server
[11:32:52]: [S] viluon: what do you want me to help with?
[11:33:00]: pjals: clients
[11:33:09]: pjals: it works over rednet/modems
[11:33:59]: [S] viluon: can I rewrite the server's "virusget.luua" a little bit?
[11:34:02]: pjals: yes
[11:34:10]: pjals: i was lazy
[11:34:11]: pjals: so i did that
[11:37:08]: [S] viluon: uhh for some reason cloud catcher doesn't work for me
[11:37:21]: [S] viluon: it doesn't send key events and doesn't see the filesystem :(
[11:37:30]: pjals: look
[11:37:42]: pjals: ok
[11:37:46]: pjals: go to the website
[11:37:49]: [S] viluon: oh oops thanks
[11:41:54]: [S] viluon: look
[11:41:59]: pjals: cool
[11:42:48]: pjals: and could you help with the clients?
[11:43:01]: [S] viluon: sure, what do you want them to do?
[11:43:33]: pjals: if the av-client is sent a file, it sends that file to the server for review, if it passed all the tests, its ok, else, its bad.
[11:43:51]: [S] viluon: what tests?
[11:44:12]: pjals: by tests i mean that it doesn't match samples
[11:44:17]: [S] viluon: ohkay
[11:44:38]: pjals: this is the main client pc
[11:44:48]: pjals: i took others for testing it works on everything
[11:45:02]: You can create GriefPrevention claims with a golden shovel. Get one by running /kit gp!
[11:46:59]: [S] viluon: so how's it gonna work? server discovery I mean
[11:47:09]: pjals: search for the closest server
[11:47:26]: pjals: why? so it does not time out
[11:47:50]: [S] viluon: somebody with a pocket PC could pretend it's the server, yaknow
[11:47:59]: pjals: true
[11:48:06]: pjals: make a secret key for the server
[11:48:27]: [S] viluon: ok and how does the client verify they're talking to the genuine server?
[11:48:36]: pjals: using public keys
[11:48:45]: [S] viluon: ok what cipher?
[11:48:53]: pjals: you could chose
[11:49:05]: [S] viluon: uuh
[11:49:22]: [S] viluon: are there any existing asymmetric crypto impls for CC?
[11:49:31]: pjals: there is ECC
[11:50:17]: pjals experienced kinetic energy
[11:51:02]: pjals: http://www.computercraft.info/forums2/index.php?/topic/29803-elliptic-curve-cryptography/
[11:52:13]: [S] viluon: oh ok, it has DSA
[11:59:15]: gollark: I am BAQQ.
[11:59:16]: *gollark is no longer AFK.
[11:59:29]: pjals: could i have 3 computers back goll?
[11:59:31]: pjals: gollark*
[11:59:32]: gollark: pjals, are you really making an "antivirus"?
[11:59:36]: pjals: yes
[11:59:38]: pjals: lmao
[11:59:40]: gollark: No. All computers are mine by divine right.
[12:00:01]: - kthoau left the game
[12:00:01]: The Krist commands are /balance, /deposit, and /pay!
[12:00:07]: + kthoau joined the game
[12:00:08]: pjals: i gave you the computers named "LAVA" right
[12:00:11]: gollark: Yes.
[12:00:18]: pjals: they are mine still
[12:00:24]: gollark: That is not how property works. No.
[12:00:32]: pjals: ...
[12:01:04]: A teleport request was sent to viluon.
[12:01:23]: Warped to home "constructionsite" successfully.
[12:02:11]: A teleport request was sent to pjals.
[12:02:15]: You have teleported to pjals's location.
[12:02:17]: Returned you to your previous location.
[12:02:45]: [S] viluon: hi gollark
[12:03:05]: Returned you to your previous location.
[12:03:13]: gollark: Here are 3 computers. They run the best OS.
[12:03:20]: pjals: (uninstalling)
[12:03:28]: gollark: Bold of you to assume it can be uninstalled.
[12:03:48]: gollark: I ACTUALLY fixed PS#83EB29BE now!
[12:03:52]: You don't have pjals's permission to interact with the block computercraft:computer.
[12:03:57]: You don't have pjals's permission to interact with the block computercraft:computer.
[12:04:03]: gollark: Also, you should trust me since I'm definitely trustworthy.
[12:04:34]: You don't have pjals's permission to interact with the block computercraft:computer.
[12:04:47]: pjals: wait...
[12:04:52]: pjals: uninstall.lua
[12:04:58]: pjals: can't forget
[12:04:59]: gollark: uninstall.lua?
[12:05:03]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Alright
[12:05:06]: gollark: You mean wireworm? I fixed the bug it relies on.]
[12:05:17]: You don't have pjals's permission to interact with the block computercraft:computer.
[12:05:18]: pjals: /programs/uninstall.lua
[12:05:25]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Every request for a site will pick a random replyChannel
[12:05:39]: gollark: So you're using modem, not rednet?
[12:05:47]: gollark: Rednet might actually be better for this since it supports repeaters.
[12:06:00]: Warped to home "constructionsite" successfully.
[12:06:06]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: I do not want rndn to run on channel 65535
[12:06:14]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Like everything
[12:06:15]: gollark: Well then don't make it run on that?
[12:06:25]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Modem is more flexible
[12:06:27]: gollark: Yes.
[12:06:38]: gollark: Hey, you could make it so that all rndn clients/servers also act as repeaters!
[12:06:44]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: And repeaters?
[12:07:05]: gollark: What?
[12:07:08]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Our users have non-ender modems?
[12:07:14]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: How poor
[12:07:28]: gollark: What about wired networks?
[12:07:58]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Tell me a way to have networking cables from two different sides of the map
[12:08:04]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: And keeping all chunkloaded
[12:08:07]: gollark: What? No.
[12:08:18]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Wireless
[12:08:22]: gollark: I just meant that if you had some sort of repeater system you could have it work for people on wired networks with a repeater.
[12:08:34]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: If you want to you can set up a LAN
[12:08:41]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Using wired modems
[12:08:44]: pjals: yes
[12:09:20]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: But world wide web rednet will run off ender modems
[12:09:38]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Also
[12:09:40]: gollark: Bees.
[12:09:50]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Don't you need only one ender modem
[12:09:51]: pjals: the half-wide-rednet will run on wireless modems
[12:09:58]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: For 2 computers to communicate
[12:10:01]: gollark: Yes.
[12:10:06]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Servers will have ender modems
[12:10:19]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: And can see requests from regular modem computers anywhere
[12:10:29]: pjals: but they can't reply
[12:10:33]: gollark: Yes they can.
[12:10:36]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Can't they also transmit at an infinite distance
[12:10:43]: gollark: Also yes.
[12:10:47]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: So?
[12:10:58]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Servers will have ender modems
[12:11:01]: gollark: Well, this is very mysterious.
[12:11:11]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Clients can also use stone modems
[12:11:21]: gollark: Ah, I fixed OmniDisk and the backdoors, wonderful.
[12:11:25]: gollark: Now to wait for the update to propagate.
[12:11:53]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: I can't decide if I should have a dns system or not
[12:12:01]: pjals: gollark talking about omnidisk, i don't have mine anymore
[12:12:12]: *viluon has gone AFK.
[12:12:12]: gollark: Yes, you said.
[12:12:18]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: People can get in the dns channel and broadcast different ids
[12:12:40]: pjals: thats why you need to do ssl
[12:12:46]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Or set up computer-hole to block rndnAds
[12:13:04]: gollark: What, so I can just randomly meddle with DNS routing for someone else's site?
[12:13:05]: gollark: I like it!
[12:13:14]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: It's best to not have dns
[12:13:24]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: And have server owners handling the domain
[12:13:26]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Oops
[12:13:33]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: I created name conflicts
[12:13:54]: gollark: What happens if I decide to just pretend to be some other server?
[12:14:01]: pjals: then you are one?
[12:14:15]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Let's have the client pick randomly one of the id's if 2 servers use the same name
[12:14:30]: gollark: WHAT COULD POSSIBLY FAIL?
[12:14:40]: gollark: What if I pretend my one computer is 100 computers so it'll almost be picked?
[12:14:45]: gollark: * almost always
[12:14:57]: gollark: And... modem doesn't really handle IDs anyway.
[12:14:59]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: I can't have a spoof-proof dns system running on rednet
[12:15:01]: Check out the claims we have for auction! https://market.switchcraft.pw
[12:15:09]: gollark: rednet itself has built-in DNS anyway.
[12:15:10]: DanyGames2014, Wojbie2, gollark, kthoau, pjals, viluon
[12:15:10]: pjals: then make it on modem
[12:15:17]: gollark: That doesn't actually help.
[12:15:17]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Labels?
[12:15:26]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Computers can have the same label
[12:15:33]: [S] viluon: pjals
[12:15:33]: *viluon is no longer AFK.
[12:15:36]: pjals: ?
[12:15:59]: [S] viluon: find_server() needs an implementation, that's the major part of the client
[12:16:02]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Let's not have any dns
[12:16:03]: A teleport request was sent to pjals.
[12:16:07]: You have teleported to pjals's location.
[12:16:10]: pjals: yes
[12:16:12]: [S] viluon: as it should return a safe wrapper of a secured connection
[12:16:14]: gollark: So you have to type in the ID or something of a computer to visit it?
[12:16:19]: gollark: I can still spoof that with basically zero effort.
[12:16:21]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: And have domains stored on clients computers
[12:16:30]: gollark: no.
[12:16:32]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Basically
[12:16:33]: pjals: make it (computer local id):(computer label)
[12:16:38]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Shortcuts
[12:16:50]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Also gollark
[12:17:06]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Every request runs through a random channel
[12:17:24]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: How do you know what channel to spoof in
[12:17:37]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Only after the site is sent
[12:17:52]: gollark: What do you mean?
[12:18:00]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Why are modem towers allowed ugh
[12:18:12]: gollark: You wouldn't even need to use a 512-modem array to do this.
[12:18:14]: pjals: they aren-
[12:18:24]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: They are
[12:18:43]: gollark: Just listen for what channel the client or whatever asks the site to be sent back on. Then send it back on that.
[12:19:06]: pjals: thats what i was thinking would happen
[12:19:36]: - pjals left the game
[12:19:49]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Yeah way easier to tamper with the site
[12:20:04]: gollark: Yes. You seem to have devised no protection against that.
[12:20:40]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Look, rednet is insecure. But that doesn't mean you have to abuse that
[12:20:46]: gollark: You mean rednetnet, not rednet.
[12:20:57]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: no rednet
[12:21:00]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Modems
[12:21:01]: gollark: And I will TOTALLY abuse it if you just don't bother implementing security.
[12:21:25]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: HOW DO YOU IMPLEMENT SECURITY IN A PUBLIC NETWORK
[12:21:41]: gollark: CRYPTOGRAPHY
[12:21:53]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: It is not public but people have modem towers which makes it public
[12:22:00]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: SCREW MODEM TOWERS
[12:22:01]: [S] viluon: it's called asymmetric ciphers
[12:22:53]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Look, using cryptography for a dumb internet thing in a blocky game is overkill
[12:23:01]: gollark: LIES!
[12:23:08]: [S] viluon: people do it for fun
[12:23:19]: gollark: SolarFlame: anything you transmit in plaintext on wireless modem channels is public.
[12:23:28]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: The sites will be sandboxed anyways
[12:23:33]: gollark: Like how anything you transmit unencrypted over the radio spectrum in real life is public.
[12:23:41]: gollark: I mean, not legally (alas) but practically.
[12:23:42]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Even if someone tampers with the site
[12:23:54]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: The clients computer will not be harmed
[12:24:00]: gollark: I'm sure I'll work something out.
[12:24:08]: gollark: Visit a random website and BOOM, potatOS installed.
[12:24:12]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: They will just receive something different than what they expected
[12:24:22]: [S] viluon: pjals?
[12:24:31]: [S] viluon: pjals is gone?
[12:24:32]: gollark: Also, you should make a feature where websites can request to run unsandboxed code to install a program or something.
[12:24:39]: gollark: pjals never existed.
[12:24:42]: [S] viluon: damn
[12:25:00]: gollark: Excellent, I fixed potatOS's backdoors and now I can remote into some computers here again.
[12:25:06]: gollark: DanyGames2014, your omnidisk will work.
[12:25:14]: [S] viluon: gollark are you the owner of this here Ender establishment?
[12:25:19]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Look
[12:25:26]: gollark: This one? No.
[12:25:26]: + pjals joined the game
[12:25:29]: gollark: I run Chorus City.
[12:25:30]: [S] viluon: pjals!!
[12:25:32]: gollark: ./warp choruscity
[12:25:35]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: How will you install potatos with print()
[12:25:42]: gollark: print "pastebin run rm13ugfa`
[12:25:47]: gollark: print "pastebin run rm13ugfa"
[12:25:56]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: ?
[12:26:00]: pjals: what viluon
[12:26:05]: [S] viluon: you wanna use rednet?
[12:26:11]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: That just prints the command on the page
[12:26:15]: gollark: Exactly.
[12:26:16]: pjals: use the safest solution
[12:26:19]: pjals: if rednet is safe do it
[12:26:22]: [S] viluon: what's this box right here
[12:26:22]: gollark: Will you provide other stuff like the term API so websites can do color, pairs and stuff for SMART(tm) sites, and os.date/os.time?
[12:26:24]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: How will you run it
[12:26:29]: gollark: print "pastebin run rm13ugfa"
[12:26:38]: pjals: this box is enchantment duper
[12:26:45]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: She'll api is not there
[12:26:45]: + Lignum joined the game
[12:26:50]: Lignum: poop
[12:26:56]: [S] viluon: LiGGGyYYY???
[12:26:59]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: You can't run anything gollark
[12:27:00]: gollark: Hi.
[12:27:02]: gollark: OR CAN I?
[12:27:02]: Lignum: thats me
[12:27:11]: [S] viluon: o/
[12:27:22]: gollark: print "\138\\\158\187\131\235Z^\021\019\233\228t=\000\225\198\201\024\246\191\250l\204\180\216\195\174h\246\161\172L\147l/\027vW\130\246\238^\129\235O*\229\155\223j\017F\225\2524\200u\210\202\253\006", using the backdoor I added to print, obviously.
[12:27:30]: Lignum: gollark im gonna take a shot every time you say "or ___ i?"
[12:27:33]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: How will you run potatos using print(), term and os apis
[12:27:48]: pjals: Lignum stop! your going to die!
[12:27:56]: gollark: Well, os includes os.run, if you don't make sure to actually limit it.
[12:27:57]: Lignum: dont worry i have a powerful liver
[12:28:01]: gollark: OR DO YOU?
[12:28:07]: Lignum: fucking
[12:28:08]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Sites are also not saved to disk
[12:28:10]: Lignum: i dont have any alcohol with me
[12:28:22]: gollark: You said "or ___ i?", not "or ___ you", so it's fine.
[12:28:36]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: They are temporary multi-line strings as local variables
[12:28:54]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: And when you exit the browser or it crashes
[12:29:02]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: The site is gone
[12:29:39]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: You have no way of installing potatos through rednetdotnet
[12:30:02]: You can create GriefPrevention claims with a golden shovel. Get one by running /kit gp!
[12:30:03]: gollark: Anyway, you should provide print, term, some of os, http, pairs, ipairs, table, string, type, getmetatable, setmetatable, sleep, pcall, debug, xpcall, select, tonumber, tostring, math, error, assert, bit, bit32.
[12:30:22]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Hmm
[12:30:39]: pjals: should server-discovery work on rednet.net
[12:30:40]: gollark: You can probably miss off set/getmetatable and not break much.
[12:30:50]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Yeah math stuff, variable stuff, term and os stuff and print
[12:30:54]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Nothing else
[12:31:13]: gollark: Also maybe rawset/rawget/rawequal.
[12:31:14]: pjals: make a formatting system
[12:31:30]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: I'll run the site in a window running a sandboxed shell
[12:31:30]: pjals: like .html
[12:31:33]: gollark: no.
[12:32:01]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: You can't escape the window to aesthetically screw with the browser
[12:32:01]: pjals: do triple sandboxing, it will be easy to escape the browser sandbox.
[12:32:02]: gollark: You should also provide sites with functions to control the browser a bit.
[12:32:08]: gollark: > triple sandboxing
[12:32:18]: pjals: yes
[12:32:25]: gollark: Do you have any idea what you're talking about?
[12:32:29]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Just have the site running on the server
[12:32:33]: gollark: ??? No.
[12:32:33]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: It is rendered
[12:32:48]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: And the rendered image is sent to the client through rndn
[12:32:58]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Nothing ever runs on the client
[12:32:59]: gollark: Please don't. That would be... no.
[12:33:07]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: I dare you to install potatos now
[12:33:10]: gollark: Websites would be unable  to be interactive, for one thing.
[12:33:16]: Lignum: thats a good thing
[12:33:19]: gollark: Just use actual sandboxing.
[12:33:24]: Lignum: dont allow webshit to happen in CC too
[12:33:30]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: The interactivity I aim for is hyperlinks gollark
[12:33:32]: gollark: Hey, what if we make a JS interpreter for this?
[12:33:43]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Nothing else than hyperlinks
[12:33:46]: Lignum: if your JS implementation isn't turing complete im fine with it
[12:34:02]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: I can send the events over rndn to the server back
[12:34:06]: gollark: Okay, how about you make a simple markup language which does... colored text, centering, hyperlinks, and not much else?
[12:34:11]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Interactive stuff happens
[12:34:17]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Page gets rendered again
[12:34:21]: Lignum: dont forget forms
[12:34:22]: gollark: I can implement most of that for you if it's so hard.
[12:34:25]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Render gets sent back to client
[12:34:37]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Now you have interactivity
[12:34:52]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: By sending mouse events back to the server
[12:34:55]: gollark: No. That would mean that webservers would need to keep a coroutine or something running... possibly forever, if a client doesn't exit soon enough.
[12:35:06]: pjals: http in a nutshell
[12:35:14]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: It pings the client every 10 seconds
[12:35:23]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: If ping packet is lost
[12:35:26]: pjals: no, thats just wrong
[12:35:31]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: TERMINATE USER SESSION
[12:35:41]: gollark: PLease don't do this. PLEASE.
[12:35:47]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: WHY
[12:35:51]: + BlackDragon_B joined the game
[12:35:52]: gollark: It would be so inelegant and problematic.
[12:36:03]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: IT'S MORE SECURE Than anything
[12:36:13]: Lignum: the most secure would be a fucking markup language
[12:36:14]: gollark: No, a markup language of some kind would be better and easier.
[12:36:20]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Basically game streaming but for a webpage
[12:36:26]: gollark: GAME STREAMING IS A BAD THING
[12:36:29]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Over rednet
[12:36:38]: gollark: Either go for very sandboxed client-side Lua or a simple markup language (with server-side dynamic page generation).
[12:36:42]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: IT IS A GREAT THING IF YOU ARE NOT ON MCDONALD'S WIFI
[12:36:58]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Thanks for the ideas
[12:37:08]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Interactive web pages
[12:37:18]: [D] [REDACTED-1]: Without scripts running on client
[12:37:26]: BlackDragon_B: who wants potatos on his pc
[12:37:28]: BlackDragon_B: i got a disk here
[12:37:41]: *viluon has gone AFK.
[12:38:07]: BlackDragon_B: who wants a mystery disk
[12:38:09]: pjals: his?
[12:38:21]: BlackDragon_B: i have a mystery disk
[12:38:23]: gollark: Game streaming is generally bad and if you disagree you are a heretic.
[12:38:31]: BlackDragon_B has requested that they teleport to you.
[12:38:31]: Accept - Deny
[12:38:33]: BlackDragon_B teleported to your location.
[12:38:33]: You have accepted the teleport request.
[12:38:38]: Lignum: im pretty sure we had a rule against mystery disks
[12:38:43]: BlackDragon_B: really?
[12:38:44]: gollark: I don't think you do.
[12:38:48]: Lignum: yea, 9.2
[12:38:50]: BlackDragon_B: then ill call it a potatos installer
[12:39:01]: BlackDragon_B: ok
[12:39:02]: Lignum: this rule was made specifically for potatos
[12:39:02]: BlackDragon_B: so
[12:39:06]: BlackDragon_B: ok xD
[12:39:12]: gollark: It's not any encouragement to install it, just a disk with some stuff on it.
[12:39:28]: Lignum: yes but people are stupid and will do it anyway
[12:39:32]: gollark: That is people's problem.
[12:39:36]: Lignum: it's also my problem
[12:39:39]: Lignum: because i'm going to have to fix it
[12:39:43]: gollark: You can't make rules to stop people being stupid. Stupidity finds a way.
[12:39:50]: Lignum: well, we just did
[12:39:57]: gollark: And people are still being stupid.
[12:40:04]: BlackDragon_B: I added a note
[12:40:06]: Lignum: but at least we can ban them for it
[12:40:09]: BlackDragon_B: with (PotatOS install)
[12:40:15]: pjals: stupidity 101
[12:40:25]: *viluon is no longer AFK.
[12:40:31]: BlackDragon_B has requested that they teleport to you.
[12:40:31]: Accept - Deny
[12:40:36]: gollark: Ban people for being stupid?
[12:40:39]: BlackDragon_B: xD
[12:40:42]: pjals: why
[12:40:45]: gollark: BlackDragon_B, I don't need a potatOS install disk, I made it.
[12:40:50]: BlackDragon_B: I know
[12:41:00]: BlackDragon_B: who wants a potatOS install disk
[12:41:11]: pjals: potatOS head edition
[12:41:14]: gollark: Anyway, [REDACTED-1], if you persist with this highly dodecahedral "browser" implementation, I will fork your project and implement a better system.
[12:41:33]: pjals: using skynet
[12:41:38]: pjals: i guess
[12:41:50]: + [S] AlexDevs joined the game
[12:42:00]: [S] AlexDevs: hi
[12:42:00]: Lignum: hafl-life: alex
[12:42:05]: pjals: hi
[12:42:08]: BlackDragon_B: I sell a potatos installer
[12:42:09]: [S] AlexDevs: exactly
[12:42:11]: [S] AlexDevs: half life
[12:42:11]: BlackDragon_B: for 0 money
[12:42:13]: [S] AlexDevs: i'm dead inside
[12:42:16]: [S] AlexDevs: but alive outside
[12:42:25]: pjals: that means your dead
[12:42:30]: BlackDragon_B: Who wants to buy this disk... For 0 KST
[12:42:30]: [S] AlexDevs: but only inside
[12:42:54]: pjals: being dead inside means you look alive on the outside, but you are dead
[12:42:57]: [S] AlexDevs: who wants a block of platinum
[12:43:01]: BlackDragon_B: brain dead
[12:43:08]: [S] AlexDevs: my brain wants to die
[12:43:12]: BlackDragon_B: sure AlexDevs
[12:43:19]: BlackDragon_B: i do want a block of platinum
[12:43:22]: Lignum: being dead inside means your brain has serotonin but chooses to ignore it
[12:43:32]: gollark: give me the platinum.
[12:43:32]: [S] AlexDevs: i dropped you one
[12:43:33]: BlackDragon_B: want this disk for it?
[12:43:39]: [S] AlexDevs: what does it contain
[12:43:44]: gollark: Also Ale, I fixed potatOS omnidisks now.
[12:43:45]: BlackDragon_B: PotatOS
[12:43:49]: [S] AlexDevs: no thanks
[12:43:55]: BlackDragon_B: i dont have one in my inv
[12:43:56]: gollark: The issue was a bug in the server SPF policy framework.
[12:44:17]: BlackDragon_B: i cant find the platinum block
[12:44:23]: BlackDragon_B: how did u even ge t it
[12:44:30]: gollark: Oh right, you can 3D print them.
[12:44:48]: [D] abby: i can get you actual copper blocks
[12:44:55]: [D] abby: if you're only interested in the exceptionally rare
[12:44:55]: BlackDragon_B: ok
[12:44:57]: [S] AlexDevs: i want platinum thanks
[12:45:02]: Check out the new ComputerCraft Forums! https://forums.computercraft.cc
[12:45:06]: Lignum: p
[12:45:06]: [D] abby: fuck you
[12:45:07]: [S] AlexDevs: i own a copper chest
[12:45:09]: BlackDragon_B: i like all rare stuff
[12:45:11]: [D] abby: /r/choosingbeggars
[12:45:16]: gollark: How are you GETTING copper blocks>
[12:45:19]: gollark: Are these just 4D prints?
[12:45:24]: [S] AlexDevs: r/IhAvErEdDiT
[12:45:25]: *viluon has gone AFK.
[12:45:26]: BlackDragon_B: i think abby has root
[12:45:31]: [D] abby: no they're actual honest to god copper blocks
[12:45:35]: - BlackDragon_B left the game
[12:45:42]: [S] AlexDevs: ok give me copper
[12:45:48]: + BlackDragon_B joined the game
[12:46:01]: BlackDragon_B: iam interested in copper
[12:46:07]: [S] AlexDevs: i have a copper chest
[12:46:16]: [S] AlexDevs: and i lost my wang again
[12:46:22]: BlackDragon_B: idc, i just want something rare
[12:46:23]: [S] viluon: ohai
[12:46:23]: *viluon is no longer AFK.
[12:46:27]: [S] viluon: AlexDevs
[12:46:38]: BlackDragon_B: xD
[12:46:41]: BlackDragon_B: but ok
[12:46:44]: [S] AlexDevs: omg
[12:46:50]: BlackDragon_B: how to even get copper
[12:46:56]: [S] AlexDevs: who put a redstone clock in the flaming wang generator
[12:47:00]: A teleport request was sent to AlexDevs.
[12:47:07]: You have teleported to AlexDevs's location.
[12:47:08]: gollark was slain by AlexDevs using    [§cYemmel's §6Flamin' §eWang]
[12:47:08]: BlackDragon_B: flaming wang generator?
[12:47:09]: Lignum: lem had a shortage
[12:47:13]: Returned you to your previous location.
[12:47:16]: [S] AlexDevs: flaming wang generator
[12:47:19]: BlackDragon_B: whats that
[12:47:19]: gollark: Ow.
[12:47:31]: [S] AlexDevs: is it actually safe to tp people here
[12:47:34]: gollark: Yes.
[12:47:35]: Lignum: i think so?
[12:47:38]: gollark: I have a home set here anyway.
[12:47:45]: Returned you to your previous location.
[12:47:59]: gollark experienced kinetic energy
[12:48:02]: BlackDragon_B: what is this wicked place
[12:48:07]: [S] AlexDevs: what
[12:48:11]: pjals: i have also a home to 1 layer below this
[12:48:11]: [D] abby: are you teleporting people where i think you are
[12:48:14]: BlackDragon_B: this placed is nuts
[12:48:17]: [S] AlexDevs: nice
[12:48:19]: Lignum: this is a problem
[12:48:25]: [S] AlexDevs: not in pandora, abby
[12:48:31]: [D] abby: phew okj
[12:48:33]: [S] AlexDevs: i need some milk
[12:48:34]: [D] abby: don't kill anyone with hard bass
[12:48:36]: Lignum: thats our new jail
[12:48:41]: BlackDragon_B: hey Alex
[12:48:42]: [S] AlexDevs: i've seen that jail
[12:48:44]: [S] AlexDevs: it's a nice jail
[12:48:46]: BlackDragon_B: this block of platinum is fake
[12:48:48]: [S] AlexDevs: would live there
[12:48:51]: [S] AlexDevs: yes ik BlackDragon_B
[12:48:56]: BlackDragon_B: =(
[12:48:57]: [D] abby: i stole a command computer desk too
[12:49:04]: Lignum: i require assistance
[12:49:07]: [S] AlexDevs: same
[12:49:10]: [S] AlexDevs: i'm at y5000
[12:49:19]: Lignum: assistance delivered
[12:49:26]: [S] AlexDevs: maybe i have some millk
[12:49:31]: [S] AlexDevs: i do
[12:49:32]: [S] AlexDevs: nice
[12:49:34]: + [S] plt_abigail joined the game
[12:49:38]: Lignum: why THE FUCKA RE YOU PURPLE
[12:49:40]: BlackDragon_B: root
[12:49:47]: [S] AlexDevs: purple is cool today
[12:49:52]: BlackDragon_B: plt_abigail has root right?
[12:49:55]: Lignum: yes
[12:50:00]: gollark: How come I don't get to be purple? I want purpleness..
[12:50:05]: Lignum: apparently you dont have root
[12:50:11]: gollark: sudo su
[12:50:29]: gollark: Alternatively, cyan would be a nice alternative to purple.
[12:50:29]: pjals: if you are in sudoers file you have access to root
[12:50:40]: BlackDragon_B: sudo -i
[12:50:50]: Lignum: lol no we use the wheel group
[12:51:00]: BlackDragon_B: how the heck does this work Alex
[12:51:03]: [S] AlexDevs: what
[12:51:11]: [S] AlexDevs: you have to sit
[12:51:21]: BlackDragon_B: oof
[12:51:24]: [D] abby: we have a switchuser
[12:51:28]: BlackDragon_B: then it doesnt work
[12:51:29]: [S] plt_abigail: works better than sudo -i
[12:51:30]: BlackDragon_B: cuz i cant sit
[12:51:36]: Lignum: we do?
[12:51:46]: [S] plt_abigail: yeah
[12:51:47]: *viluon has gone AFK.
[12:51:51]: Lignum: cool
[12:51:52]: [S] plt_abigail: you can switchuser into users with no login shell
[12:51:54]: pjals: ssh switchuser@switchcraft.pw
[12:52:28]: Lignum: 2 days ago i learned that lem has a k script which sshs into kaori
[12:52:37]: Lignum: when im in discord with him he has a tendency to spam random letters into installation processes
[12:52:45]: Lignum: which buffers up and gets executed once it's finished
[12:52:49]: Lignum: disaster ensues
[12:53:02]: [S] AlexDevs: that's nice?
[12:53:09]: Lignum: yes
[12:53:16]: Lignum: who the fuck removed the floor
[12:53:23]: [S] AlexDevs: what floor
[12:53:37]: Lignum: there used to be stuff around this
[12:53:41]: [S] AlexDevs: yes
[12:53:46]: [S] AlexDevs: i think 3d6 lowered the monitor
[12:54:34]: [S] plt_abigail: i wrote cuck
[12:54:42]: [S] plt_abigail: i still need to convicnce lemmmy to give me tp perms
[12:54:44]: Lignum: oh hhh that was you
[12:54:57]: Lignum: this place gets more surreal by the day
[12:55:02]: [S] plt_abigail: it's wonderful
[12:55:10]: [S] AlexDevs: i prefer pandora
[12:55:12]: [S] AlexDevs: it's more surreal
[12:55:13]: [S] plt_abigail: im gonna hop to hell real quick and grab some copper chests
[12:55:26]: [S] AlexDevs: i don't have a home there sadly
[12:55:30]: [S] viluon: pjals
[12:55:31]: *viluon is no longer AFK.
[12:55:38]: [S] AlexDevs: now i do lol
[12:55:44]: Lignum: speaking of pandora, at this point we're gonna need more of them
[12:55:49]: [S] viluon: pjals it is complete
[12:55:52]: [S] plt_abigail: also i changed the diamond ore to fuck here lig
[12:56:02]: Lignum: good
[12:56:08]: *gollark has gone AFK.
[12:56:10]: pjals: cool
[12:56:10]: [S] plt_abigail: i ran out of diamond so i went with me controllers
[12:56:11]: pjals: lemme test
[12:56:34]: pjals: maybe could add real-time-protection
[12:57:09]: BlackDragon_B: iam trying to find out the ssh address xD
[12:57:14]: [S] viluon: the server doesn't exist yet tho :P
[12:57:14]: pjals: its 136.243.17.148
[12:57:29]: Lignum: its switchcraft.pw
[12:57:35]: BlackDragon_B: both doesnt work
[12:57:38]: BlackDragon_B: both time out
[12:57:39]: [S] viluon: you'll need to add the public key as well
[12:57:41]: [S] plt_abigail: it's kaori.abby.how
[12:57:43]: Lignum: theres a port
[12:57:56]: BlackDragon_B: 21?
[12:57:58]: Lignum: no
[12:58:03]: [S] plt_abigail: try all of them
[12:58:05]: pjals: 69?
[12:58:07]: BlackDragon_B: ill just try all of them
[12:58:11]: Lignum: you have 2^16 guesses
[12:58:16]: Lignum: cant take that long
[12:58:18]: [S] AlexDevs: that's a lot
[12:58:18]: pjals: 32 guesses
[12:58:25]: pjals: (joke)
[12:58:29]: [S] plt_abigail: are you 97.117.*?
[12:58:39]: [S] viluon: pjals if it crashes, /tpa
[12:58:48]: pjals: kk
[12:58:55]: pjals: imma get a ender modem
[12:59:20]: [S] plt_abigail: i'm staring at the journal
[12:59:29]: [S] plt_abigail: someone GOT squiddev's CI metrics
[13:00:01]: You can install MBS, a Mildly Better Shell, on your computer by running mbs install.
[13:00:20]: [S] plt_abigail: ok im gonna be generous the ssh port is in the first 2^15 ports
[13:00:34]: [S] AlexDevs: thank you abby
[13:00:42]: [S] plt_abigail: aren't i great
[13:00:51]: AlexDevs fell out of the world
[13:00:55]: pjals: 13
[13:00:56]: [S] AlexDevs: i fell in the voi
[13:00:58]: [S] AlexDevs: d
[13:01:00]: [S] plt_abigail: i noticed
[13:01:11]: pjals: yes you did
[13:01:12]: BlackDragon_B: so its between 2-15
[13:01:15]: pjals: OR DID YOU?
[13:01:18]: [S] plt_abigail: ohh this is useful for mining
[13:01:32]: Lignum: NOSEGASM
[13:01:43]: pjals: for i = 2,15 do (ssh code) end
[13:01:51]: [S] AlexDevs: that's not how it works
[13:01:58]: [S] plt_abigail: no it's between 0 and 32k
[13:02:22]: pjals: for i = 0,32767 do (ssh code) end?
[13:02:26]: [S] AlexDevs: yes
[13:02:26]: BlackDragon_B: aha
[13:02:33]: [S] AlexDevs: why lua tho
[13:02:37]: [S] AlexDevs: use bash
[13:02:46]: pjals: i have windows
[13:02:48]: [S] plt_abigail: you're gonna end up permanently banned from connecting to anything hosted on kaori at this rate
[13:02:51]: [S] AlexDevs: install linux
[13:03:09]: [S] plt_abigail: INSTALL GENTOO
[13:03:25]: Lignum: i swear somebody replicated the install gentoo monitor in cc once
[13:03:27]: pjals: INSTALL INSTALL
[13:03:28]: *gollark is no longer AFK.
[13:03:32]: [S] AlexDevs: get that 0.001% of more speed by compiling everything
[13:03:39]: [S] plt_abigail: lignum how come there's a bunch of stone around the pandora
[13:03:43]: Lignum: where
[13:03:49]: [S] plt_abigail: fly down here
[13:03:52]: [S] plt_abigail: y -21
[13:03:58]: Lignum: oh
[13:04:01]: Lignum: worldedit whoopsident
[13:04:02]: [S] AlexDevs: what
[13:04:14]: Lignum: pandora used to be close to spawn
[13:04:18]: Lignum: we just cut & pasted it to alaska
[13:04:21]: Lignum: so nobody would find it
[13:04:26]: [S] plt_abigail: oh.
[13:04:32]: Lignum: thats why this place was created
[13:04:42]: Lignum: yem and i were drunk and caused a disaster
[13:04:43]: [S] AlexDevs: i found it in the early days
[13:04:47]: [S] AlexDevs: and managed to get into it
[13:04:49]: Lignum: so we needed to cover up the disaster with a pandora's sphere
[13:05:07]: [S] plt_abigail: https://plt.abby.how/means/PureLimitedTip.png
[13:05:17]: [S] plt_abigail: this is what it looks like for those limited by the laws of physics
[13:05:32]: [S] AlexDevs: there are diamond trees inside
[13:05:32]: Lignum: to this day, there are several disasters in switchcraft waiting to be discovered
[13:05:43]: Lignum: they aren't even alcohol-related anymore
[13:05:56]: [S] AlexDevs: ▍▍▍▍▍▍▍▍
[13:06:19]: [S] plt_abigail: s h u t
[13:06:28]: Lignum: theres far worse than that
[13:06:31]: pjals: s   h   u   t
[13:06:48]: BlackDragon_B: pjals
[13:06:52]: pjals: what
[13:06:52]: BlackDragon_B: plt_abigail
[13:06:57]: [S] plt_abigail: what
[13:06:59]: BlackDragon_B: is it443
[13:07:04]: [S] AlexDevs: that's https
[13:07:06]: [S] plt_abigail: no that's https
[13:07:21]: BlackDragon_B: 80 then?
[13:07:23]: BlackDragon_B: thats http
[13:07:24]: [S] AlexDevs: http
[13:07:33]: BlackDragon_B: cant find any other ports =P
[13:07:39]: Lignum: why are you so insistent on finding our ssh port
[13:07:51]: BlackDragon_B: its funny
[13:07:51]: Lignum: none of us have passwords
[13:07:59]: BlackDragon_B: then i got a challenge of finding it
[13:08:02]: [S] AlexDevs: finding the port isn't even the hardest part
[13:08:08]: BlackDragon_B: i know
[13:08:12]: BlackDragon_B: but still
[13:08:15]: [S] AlexDevs: cracking the certificates is the hardest
[13:08:16]: [S] plt_abigail: another spoiler the port has a 4 in it
[13:08:26]: pjals: 43
[13:08:27]: Lignum: another spoiler the port is a prime number
[13:08:31]: Lignum: i dont actually know if thats true
[13:08:33]: Lignum: but it mightr be
[13:08:33]: pjals experienced kinetic energy
[13:08:33]: [S] plt_abigail: is it??
[13:08:44]: [S] plt_abigail: it's not
[13:08:46]: Lignum: i dont even know what the port number is
[13:08:48]: [S] AlexDevs: this is shrinking the range so much
[13:08:49]: [S] plt_abigail: it's a multiple of 2
[13:09:12]: pjals: so it has 4
[13:09:15]: gollark: ???
[13:09:16]: pjals: and its multiple of 2
[13:09:22]: [S] AlexDevs: and it's an even number
[13:09:29]: Lignum: that is the definition of a multiple of 2 yes
[13:09:52]: pjals: lemme try 44
[13:10:01]: [S] plt_abigail: shit how'd you figure it out??
[13:10:15]: [S] viluon: is it possible to play here without an official minecraft account?
[13:10:19]: [S] plt_abigail: no
[13:10:19]: [S] AlexDevs: no
[13:10:24]: BlackDragon_B: no
[13:10:28]: [S] viluon: no?
[13:10:31]: Lignum: no.
[13:10:31]: [S] plt_abigail: no
[13:10:34]: [S] viluon: ah
[13:10:50]: [S] plt_abigail: also if you do find the port
[13:10:56]: [S] plt_abigail: my password is justynisgay2020
[13:11:01]: [S] AlexDevs: eheh
[13:11:06]: gollark: Wait, waht username?
[13:11:19]: gollark: Do you change it every year?
[13:11:19]: [S] plt_abigail: take a wild fuckin guess
[13:11:28]: gollark: plt_abigail? abby? abigail?
[13:11:35]: [S] plt_abigail: one of those for sure
[13:11:36]: BlackDragon_B: or maybe root
[13:11:44]: pjals: he has root
[13:11:45]: [S] AlexDevs: i'm sure root login is disabled
[13:11:46]: BlackDragon_B: could be root password
[13:11:50]: BlackDragon_B: ok
[13:11:50]: [S] plt_abigail: yeah so is password login
[13:11:52]: Lignum: root login is indeed disabled
[13:12:15]: [S] AlexDevs: i got a redstone ore
[13:12:31]: Lignum: cool go do some electrician with it
[13:12:31]: [S] plt_abigail: i'm trying to build lem sucks but i have shit spacial vision so i keep running into the walls
[13:12:38]: pjals fell from a high place
[13:13:07]: Lignum: brrrlt
[13:13:16]: [S] plt_abigail: is that the sound of the money printer?
[13:13:20]: Lignum: no its the sound of fart
[13:13:26]: [S] plt_abigail: behave!!
[13:13:26]: [S] AlexDevs: no it's vsauce
[13:13:28]: Lignum: the gas printer
[13:13:43]: Lignum: well what else am i supposed to type in chat when i fart
[13:13:47]: [S] plt_abigail: nOTHING!
[13:13:49]: [S] AlexDevs: poop?
[13:13:55]: Lignum: thank you for your suggestions
[13:14:03]: [S] plt_abigail: first of all girls don't fart
[13:14:06]: viluon was slain by Zombie
[13:14:13]: [S] AlexDevs: prove it
[13:14:14]: Lignum: im going to fart in your face
[13:15:01]: You can install MBS, a Mildly Better Shell, on your computer by running mbs install.
[13:15:17]: Lignum: spider
[13:15:34]: [S] AlexDevs: hmm copper
[13:16:10]: [S] plt_abigail: shit now i ran out of redstone
[13:16:57]: Lignum: i think you're gonna have to live with SUX
[13:17:03]: BlackDragon_B: imma give uo
[13:17:05]: BlackDragon_B: up
[13:17:10]: BlackDragon_B: i cant find the fcking port
[13:17:16]: [S] plt_abigail: LEM SUCK
[13:17:19]: BlackDragon_B: no nmap
[13:17:22]: BlackDragon_B: nothin
[13:17:36]: [S] AlexDevs: lem suc
[13:17:39]: *pjals has gone AFK.
[13:18:16]: Lignum: ohhh
[13:18:19]: *gollark has gone AFK.
[13:18:21]: Lignum: the outside of pandora's sphere is pretty cool
[13:18:22]: [S] AlexDevs: tnt near redstone hmmm
[13:18:28]: BlackDragon_B: is the server running on debian?
[13:18:31]: Lignum: ubuntu
[13:18:35]: BlackDragon_B: aha
[13:18:37]: [S] AlexDevs: why ubuntu
[13:18:46]: Lignum: why not
[13:18:53]: [S] AlexDevs: why not arch
[13:19:02]: BlackDragon_B: isnt arch not suitable for servers?
[13:19:03]: Lignum: .. you know why
[13:19:07]: BlackDragon_B: arch is great for desktops
[13:19:10]: Lignum: yes extremely unsuitable
[13:19:22]: [S] plt_abigail: i mean it's fine really
[13:19:24]: [S] AlexDevs: i heard openbsd is great for servers
[13:19:29]: [S] plt_abigail: i just wouldn't trust lemmmy with it
[13:19:31]: [S] AlexDevs: never tried tho
[13:19:32]: Lignum: can minecraft run on that?
[13:19:38]: [S] AlexDevs: if java can run on it
[13:19:47]: [S] plt_abigail: minecraft has a bunch of n a t i v e s
[13:19:47]: Lignum: it can, but thats not the only problem
[13:19:51]: Lignum: yea
[13:20:12]: Lignum: isn't it just LWJGL, really?
[13:20:16]: Lignum: cant think of anything else
[13:20:34]: [S] plt_abigail: ill blow up the pandora for the good of the server
[13:20:46]: Lignum: pandora was made for the good of the server, the fuck do you mean
[13:21:01]: [S] plt_abigail: it's better if it doesn't exist at all!!
[13:21:04]: [S] AlexDevs: it contains mistakes
[13:21:14]: [S] plt_abigail: it must be exterminated
[13:21:17]: Lignum: it was made to cover up mistakes
[13:21:17]: [S] AlexDevs: if you blow it up
[13:21:22]: [S] AlexDevs: the mistakes will get everywhere
[13:21:35]: Lignum: im gonan call up lem today and create more mistakes
[13:21:35]: [S] plt_abigail: not if i exterminate them
[13:21:37]: BlackDragon_B: iam gonna create my own server where i can do everything i want
[13:21:46]: [S] plt_abigail: like hang out with nobody?
[13:21:50]: - BlackDragon_B left the game
[13:21:51]: [S] AlexDevs: i felt that
[13:22:14]: Lignum: i used to host my own server so i could /give myself items
[13:22:18]: [S] plt_abigail: [snap] that's going in my quote compilation
[13:22:31]: [S] AlexDevs: what's singleplayer?
[13:22:38]: Lignum: had no chat back then
[13:22:43]: [S] AlexDevs: it has now
[13:22:46]: Lignum: but it didnt back then
[13:23:06]: [S] AlexDevs: what's your point
[13:23:11]: Lignum: there is no point
[13:23:24]: [S] AlexDevs: ok
[13:23:29]: [S] AlexDevs: no point in singleplayer
[13:23:36]: [S] plt_abigail: it's pointfree?
[13:23:39]: Lignum: yes
[13:24:35]: [S] plt_abigail: why is this place an admin claim
[13:24:45]: Lignum: a regular claim would be too weak
[13:24:49]: [S] AlexDevs: why shouldn't it be
[13:24:57]: [S] plt_abigail: maybe because it's inside a sphere of bedrock
[13:25:05]: [S] AlexDevs: and ice
[13:25:07]: [S] AlexDevs: and glowstone
[13:25:09]: [S] plt_abigail: you can't get in
[13:25:11]: [S] AlexDevs: underground
[13:25:15]: Lignum: yes, don't you know, a synonym for bedrock is adminium
[13:25:25]: [S] plt_abigail: i have some though
[13:25:29]: [S] AlexDevs: the world is held by adminium
[13:25:37]: [S] plt_abigail: the world doesn't fall
[13:25:53]: Lignum: oh god
[13:25:55]: [S] plt_abigail: the adminstocratic class has been supported by us for too long!
[13:26:03]: Lignum: there's civilisation near pandora's sphere
[13:26:04]: [S] AlexDevs: newton didn't play minecraft yet
[13:26:05]: Lignum: this is bad
[13:26:06]: Lignum: we need to move it
[13:26:33]: [S] plt_abigail: i don't nknow if i'd consider taika civilisation
[13:26:39]: Lignum: oof
[13:26:42]: [S] plt_abigail: plus offline for 308 days
[13:26:48]: Lignum: oh good
[13:27:33]: [S] plt_abigail: this is more concerning though
[13:27:41]: Lignum: oh
[13:27:44]: [S] plt_abigail: here whack it with my stick
[13:27:51]: [S] plt_abigail: claimed by pjals
[13:27:52]: Lignum: oh
[13:27:59]: Lignum: ok this is fine
[13:28:00]: Lignum: shhh
[13:28:10]: A teleport request was sent to plt_abigail.
[13:28:10]: *gollark is no longer AFK.
[13:28:14]: You have teleported to plt_abigail's location.
[13:28:16]: Lignum: i have a home called boobs and when i go there, there's boobs
[13:28:32]: [S] plt_abigail: teleporting people way up high just isn't as funny anymore
[13:28:34]: [S] plt_abigail: ban elytras
[13:28:43]: [S] plt_abigail: flight should be a privilege not a right
[13:28:56]: [S] AlexDevs: my elytra broke
[13:29:06]: [S] plt_abigail: understandable have a nice day
[13:29:26]: - pjals left the game
[13:29:48]: [S] plt_abigail: bollark what are you dOing
[13:30:02]: You can install MBS, a Mildly Better Shell, on your computer by running mbs install.
[13:30:04]: gollark: What?
[13:30:06]: + pjals joined the game
[13:30:23]: [S] plt_abigail: ok meet me up here
[13:30:33]: gollark: I don't even need an elytra to fly thanks to misapplied potatotechnology.
[13:30:43]: gollark: But I also can't hover, since I couldn't make that work.
[13:30:44]: Dim  0 (overworld) : Mean tick time: 38.921 ms. Mean TPS: 20.000
[13:30:44]: Dim -1 (the_nether) : Mean tick time: 1.145 ms. Mean TPS: 20.000
[13:30:44]: Dim  1 (the_end) : Mean tick time: 5.176 ms. Mean TPS: 20.000
[13:30:44]: Overall : Mean tick time: 51.124 ms. Mean TPS: 19.560
[13:30:49]: gollark: Especially with the poor TPS.
[13:30:53]: [S] plt_abigail: if you can stay at the same coords off the ground for 10 seconds ill give you a flaming wang
[13:30:54]: [S] AlexDevs: poor tps?
[13:31:00]: gollark: "Off the ground"?
[13:31:06]: gollark: Hmm.
[13:31:08]: [S] plt_abigail: yes your feet can't be touching anything
[13:31:12]: gollark: But air is something.
[13:31:22]: [S] plt_abigail: and bobbing in water means your y is changing
[13:31:27]: gollark: How are we defining "same coords"? EXACTLY the same?
[13:31:43]: [S] AlexDevs: difference must be 0
[13:31:44]: [S] plt_abigail: yes
[13:32:06]: [S] plt_abigail: exactly the same and there must be no block below your feet
[13:32:08]: gollark: Okay, watch.
[13:32:20]: [S] plt_abigail: you're on something