[22:48:46]: gollark: Despite the obvious risks, it can be used.
[22:48:51]: gollark: With appropriate precautions.
[22:48:57]: noogii2k: That'd be great, thanks
[22:49:07]: gollark: Would you like some nanomachines? They're very safe.
[22:49:12]: noogii2k: Sure
[22:49:12]: You must be trusted in order to use /sethome here.
[22:49:18]: Warped to home "constructionsite" successfully.
[22:49:23]: noogii2k: They can only kill me
[22:49:34]: gollark: They can probably do other things.
[22:50:03]: The Krist commands are /balance, /deposit, and /pay!
[22:50:04]: noogii2k has made the advancement [Isn't It Iron Pick]
[22:50:18]: gollark: Ugh, BEE this turtle.
[22:52:34]: Returned you to your previous location.
[22:52:53]: You don't have permission to use opencomputers:tool on a minecraft:birch_door.
[22:52:53]: You don't have permission to use opencomputers:tool on a minecraft:birch_door.
[22:54:21]: *Lemmmy has gone AFK.
[22:54:45]: [CB PM] gollark: noogi: follow
[22:54:57]: noogii2k: Thank you
[22:55:45]: noogii2k: If you ever need to get rid of anymore wool I can take it off your hands if you want
[22:55:54]: gollark: I do not currently need to discard wool.
[22:56:00]: heav_: i have spare wool, but i'm actually going to store it and use it eventually.
[22:56:14]: heav_: also, i need wool anyway.
[22:56:28]: noogii2k: I don't suppose you're in need of a programmer are you?
[22:56:36]: heav_: not particularly. i can program things myself.
[22:56:39]: gollark: No, we hired 186 GPT-2 instances to do it.
[22:56:52]: noogii2k: Fair enough
[22:57:14]: gollark: The GPT-2 instances do not need pay, do not disagree with me on code style, and run much faster than humans.
[22:57:22]: gollark: I'm surprised more organizations don't do this.
[22:57:57]: heav_: you're like 24958 grass.
[22:58:04]: noogii2k: An understandable position
[22:58:06]: gollark: Glowcelium, actually.
[22:58:16]: heav_: the grass detectors disagree.
[22:58:17]: gollark: heav_ is one of our GPT-2 instances. They aren't great at complex language things.
[22:58:27]: gollark: We interfaced them with Minecraft so they would attain knowledge.
[22:58:35]: heav_: well, that's what gollark wants you to think, anyway.
[22:58:43]: gollark: It is, yes.
[22:58:45]: noogii2k: I am a professional software developer however
[22:58:49]: heav_: in reality, i'm actually GPT-485 taking over all reality.
[22:58:52]: gollark: So am I, technically.
[22:59:00]: noogii2k: I am good at complex language things'
[22:59:02]: heav_: no you're not. you don't get paid unless you do.
[22:59:09]: noogii2k: I do
[22:59:15]: heav_: i was talking to gollark.
[22:59:24]: noogii2k: Ah
[22:59:33]: gollark: I'm not now. I have been paid to do software work in the past.
[22:59:41]: heav_: really? under what circumstances?
[22:59:55]: noogii2k: Me?
[23:00:01]: heav_: no, gollark.
[23:00:01]: Automatic server restart in 10 minutes.
[23:00:01]: You can create street signs with a computer by running streetsign.
[23:00:05]: gollark: I was employed as a sysadmin and programmer over the holidays last year.
[23:00:09]: heav_: cool.
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[17:51:52]: You have not yet redeemed your faucet reward of 10 KST. Run /faucet to redeem it!
[17:51:54]: Luca_S: wb
[17:52:02]: Luca_S: gollark would you pay 1 gold ingot?
[17:52:03]: Success! Redeemed your faucet reward of 10 KST.\nYou can next redeem in: 23 hours 59 minutes 59 seconds\nNext reward: 10 KST
[17:52:06]: gollark: For what?
[17:52:10]: Warping to wm.
[17:52:13]: Luca_S: 1 per gold ingot
[17:52:18]: Luca_S: the K formatting thing ate the /
[17:52:25]: gollark: Oh. No.
[17:52:27]: *enes18enes has gone AFK.
[17:52:31]: Luca_S: why not?
[17:52:32]: gollark: I can buy them for something like 0.25KST/i.
[17:52:38]: heav_: 0.2kst/i, actually.
[17:52:40]: Luca_S: but my gold is renewable
[17:52:42]: gollark: Even better.
[17:52:46]: gollark: I don't actually care.
[17:52:50]: Luca_S: think about the environment
[17:52:53]: heav_: no.
[17:52:57]: gollark: Besides, I don't need to buy gold because I have something like a thousand from the tunnel project.
[17:53:03]: Warped to home "constructionsite" successfully.
[17:53:03]: Luca_S: think about the children
[17:53:32]: gollark: 720 gold ore, not 1000, sad.
[17:53:48]: Luca_S: imagine having less than 100k gold
[17:53:52]: gollark: Imagining...
[17:53:54]: gollark: Done!
[17:54:02]: Luca_S: Sucks, right?
[17:54:14]: heav_: no, we don't really need the gold for anything.
[17:54:47]: gollark: I mean, if I wanted to make a VLA™, it would be problematic.
[17:54:50]: SuAkihiro: who here uses OC
[17:54:54]: gollark: However, we already have one and I could just plug into alexdevs's.
[17:54:55]: heav_: what's a VLA™?
[17:55:02]: SuAkihiro: is everyone here CC gamer
[17:55:02]: gollark: Very Large Array™.
[17:55:04]: gollark: 512 modems.
[17:55:06]: Warped to home "suakihiro" successfully.
[17:55:13]: heav_: why would you want one, though?
[17:55:14]: gollark: GTech™ uses CC and OC unironically at intervals.
[17:55:24]: SuAkihiro: who's gtech
[17:55:24]: gollark: heav_: communications.
[17:55:36]: heav_: but who cares about modem information?
[17:55:49]: gollark: Bees #1368 through #1380.
[17:55:51]: heav_: only wrong people don't use websockets.
[17:56:49]: [GD] fuck off
[17:56:53]: [GD] fuck on
[17:57:04]: gollark: Idea: GTech™ safety cubes.
[17:58:13]: heav_: what would they do?
[17:58:20]: [D] Lemmmy: ohhh i have just done something very cool
[17:58:21]: gollark: Induce safety.
[17:58:25]: gollark: Wow, how low-temperature.
[17:58:26]: heav_: via what mechanism?
[17:58:28]: gollark: Lasers.
[17:58:30]: gollark: Safety lasers.
[17:58:33]: heav_: also, observe the SSF™.
[17:58:34]: [D] Lemmmy: im trying to learn how to use ableton (i'm a reaper/FL studio user)
[17:58:41]: heav_ has requested that you teleport to them.
[17:58:41]: Accept - Deny
[17:58:44]: gollark: I'm busy.
[17:58:47]: heav_: wrong.
[17:58:50]: gollark: Oh, okay.
[17:58:52]: You have teleported to heav_'s location.
[17:58:52]: You have accepted the teleport request.
[17:58:56]: gollark: Wow, impressive.
[17:59:01]: gollark: Can you automatically cause sheep replication somehow?
[17:59:03]: *Luca_S has gone AFK.
[17:59:11]: heav_: i can't, but i also won't, since i don't need to in this case.
[17:59:17]: heav_: i'm more constrained by grass than sheep count.
[17:59:18]: gollark: Apparently my minimap is just ignoring the majority of the sheep.
[17:59:21]: heav_: mine too.
[17:59:29]: [D] Lemmmy: how much do those HDMI DSLRs cost
[17:59:30]: gollark: There are at least 430 according to ni-ctl.
[17:59:31]: SuAkihiro: shit
[17:59:47]: Returned you to your previous location.
[17:59:59]: You must be trusted in order to use /sethome here.
[18:00:01]: You can create street signs with a computer by running streetsign.
[18:00:02]: SuAkihiro: hi gollark
[18:00:02]: You must be trusted in order to use /sethome here.
[18:00:03]: heav_: i now have 64 of all wool types.
[18:00:04]: gollark: Hello!
[18:00:06]: gollark: Hello!
[18:00:07]: You must be trusted in order to use /sethome here.
[18:00:09]: gollark: Oops.
[18:00:10]: Set a home with the name "suakihiro2".
[18:00:14]: gollark: Why are you in this location?
[18:00:15]: heav_: i also got 64 iron blocks and 64 gold blocks.
[18:00:20]: SuAkihiro: what do you mean
[18:00:22]: SuAkihiro: I live there
[18:00:29]: heav_ has requested that they teleport to you.
[18:00:29]: Accept - Deny
[18:00:31]: gollark: This is not a location where you have been previously observed by our omniscient bees.
[18:00:33]: heav_ teleported to your location.
[18:00:33]: You have accepted the teleport request.
[18:00:38]: SuAkihiro: I moved
[18:00:39]: gollark: Or our nonomniscient bees.
[18:00:46]: heav_: wow, windy gardense.
[18:00:50]: heav_: gardens, also.
[18:00:51]: gollark: Or our intermittently omniscient bees.
[18:00:55]: heav_: can i harvest them?
[18:01:01]: heav_: i did so anyway.
[18:01:06]: gollark: Wow, that sure does print Test:.
[18:01:10]: SuAkihiro: yeah
[18:01:12]: gollark: Did you FORGET ctrl+alt+C?
[18:01:14]: SuAkihiro: not what I'm aiming for
[18:01:20]: SuAkihiro: ctr+alt+c doesn't work
[18:01:22]: SuAkihiro: in this script
[18:02:16]: SuAkihiro: smh
[18:02:18]: SuAkihiro: same bug
[18:02:18]: *Luca_S is no longer AFK.
[18:02:33]: SuAkihiro: I need to think
[18:02:37]: SuAkihiro: how do I stop io.read()
[18:02:59]: [D] Lemmmy: is powerline in the uk 50hz or 60hz
[18:03:05]: heav_: 50hz, i think.
[18:03:06]: SuAkihiro: 60 of course
[18:03:06]: gollark: 50Hz, I think.
[18:03:16]: heav_: i am not* gollark.
[18:03:21]: gollark: Internet says 50Hz.
[18:03:29]: SuAkihiro: did you use google or bing
[18:03:30]: - Luca_S left the game
[18:03:35]: gollark: osmarksßsearchengine™.
[18:03:38]: gollark: By osmarks.
[18:03:41]: heav_ was shot by Skeleton
[18:03:43]: SuAkihiro: I use duckduck
[18:03:51]: gollark: Sounds inferior to osmarksßsearchengine™.
[18:03:56]: SuAkihiro: I guess
[18:04:04]: heav_: that didn't actually happen, actually.
[18:04:04]: SuAkihiro: actually I use links
[18:04:06]: SuAkihiro: trollface
[18:04:08]: + Luca_S joined the game
[18:04:08]: heav_: idea: metagarden.
[18:04:12]: heav_: (garden garden)
[18:04:14]: SuAkihiro: I also use Lynx
[18:04:16]: SuAkihiro: trollface
[18:04:17]: SuAkihiro was vapourised by gollark
[18:04:23]: SuAkihiro: how rude
[18:04:24]: gollark: Oops, you were in the way of the zombies.
[18:04:26]: [CB PM] gollark: zombie: laser
[18:04:32]: SuAkihiro: I'm thinking
[18:04:33]: SuAkihiro: gollark
[18:04:33]: gollark: Maybe I should fix the laser program somehow.
[18:04:46]: [D] Lemmmy: new technology unlocked >:)
[18:04:46]: SuAkihiro: do you have any ideas on how to force io.read() to stop reading input
[18:04:58]: + PC_Cat joined the game
[18:05:15]: gollark: Although detecting players is nontrivial.
[18:05:26]: gollark: Does OC have something like parallel? I recall its event model being literal bees.
[18:05:38]: heav_: you could implement parallel via coroutine.
[18:05:42]: gollark: True!
[18:05:53]: gollark: However, this actually doesn't work on everything due to OC "literal apioform".
[18:06:03]: gollark: Many things (peripherals, some network IO) are just entirely blocking.
[18:06:05]: SuAkihiro: yeah
[18:06:08]: heav_: wow, OC "literal apioform".
[18:06:10]: SuAkihiro: pretty sure I tried parallel already
[18:06:17]: gollark: Sure, TCP sockets aren't, but only wrong people would implement TLS and HTTP themselves.
[18:06:21]: SuAkihiro: it has threads tho
[18:06:23]: + [S] AlexDevs joined the game
[18:06:24]: gollark: Wrong.
[18:06:28]: gollark: Threads are just coroutines but the same.
[18:06:30]: gollark: Please read the code.
[18:06:38]: gollark: Ah, AlexDevs.
[18:06:44]: [S] AlexDevs: gollark.
[18:06:58]: SuAkihiro: well if it'll work idc
[18:07:01]: SuAkihiro: I'll try and use thread
[18:07:15]: [S] AlexDevs: oh wow
[18:07:15]: gollark: It is implemented the same way as parallel-ish things. I don't know why you'd expect a difference.
[18:07:21]: [S] AlexDevs: there's an ukraine theme for the lipstick tower now
[18:07:28]: + DistantTemple joined the game
[18:07:31]: gollark: The blocking thing is really highly bees. CC's design is really somewhat nicer in some ways. Hi.
[18:07:39]: [CB PM] gollark: zombie: laser
[18:07:39]: PC_Cat: wb DistantTemple
[18:07:53]: SuAkihiro: sorry I'm bullying my cat
[18:07:57]: heav_: can gardens spread unboundedly?
[18:08:02]: heav_: i feel like they actually might be able to.
[18:08:02]: [S] AlexDevs: yes
[18:08:06]: heav_: wow, fearsome.
[18:08:09]: gollark: Oh, cool idea, I could make a laser control command which just fires at something close to where you point instead of all things of a type!
[18:08:17]: heav_: idea: what if everything was covered in windy gardens?
[18:08:24]: [S] AlexDevs: it would be windy
[18:08:31]: gollark: Complete apification of reality (due to pollination) by 2025, ahead of schedule.
[18:08:43]: gollark: Um. Why is there a crater here?
[18:08:47]: heav_: but windy gardens only spread to grass, not all reality.
[18:08:52]: + RubenKnijn joined the game
[18:08:53]: heav_: thus, we're safe, probably.
[18:08:56]: [S] AlexDevs: they may evolve
[18:08:57]: heav_: for now.
[18:09:01]: RubenKnijn: Hello :3
[18:09:02]: heav_: oh no. scary.
[18:09:04]: SuAkihiro: fuck
[18:09:05]: gollark: But above a sufficient total bee count, spontaneous tetrational apiogenesis can occur.
[18:09:12]: *Luca_S has gone AFK.
[18:09:19]: heav_: but this won't cause a cascade until 2026.
[18:09:29]: SuAkihiro: oh for fuck sake
[18:09:33]: SuAkihiro: I ATE ALL THE MEMORY
[18:09:37]: SuAkihiro: HOLY SHIT
[18:09:41]: RubenKnijn: how
[18:09:42]: heav_: RubenKnijn, i have PLACED a windy garden.
[18:09:45]: SuAkihiro: I don't know
[18:09:49]: [S] AlexDevs: so it is starting
[18:09:50]: SuAkihiro: I just ran my code and it ate all the memory
[18:09:51]: heav_: these spread, allegedly.
[18:09:54]: SuAkihiro: I'm very good at breaking things
[18:09:55]: gollark: Under the "windy garden" scenario, new data on high-density bee dynamics predicts that - due to the sheer bees of certain OC features - there's a nonnegligible probability of an earlier event.
[18:09:56]: RubenKnijn: Hmmm...
[18:09:59]: heav_: thus, all things will be windy gardens by 2025.
[18:10:02]: You can create GriefPrevention claims with a golden shovel. Get one by running /kit gp!
[18:10:04]: SuAkihiro: gollark
[18:10:06]: SuAkihiro: wanna see my pc getting destroyed
[18:10:07]: [S] AlexDevs: perhaps i should prepare myself to the wind apocalypse
[18:10:09]: gollark: No.
[18:10:11]: [S] AlexDevs: i hope i am not too late
[18:10:11]: SuAkihiro: look
[18:10:12]: [D] Lemmmy: ok i super need to practice this but god damn this is dop
[18:10:13]: [D] Lemmmy: (edited) ok i super need to practice this but god damn this is dope
[18:10:13]: SuAkihiro: idiot
[18:10:15]: SuAkihiro: come back
[18:10:26]: SuAkihiro: watch
[18:10:29]: gollark: I really should design better brake mechanisms.
[18:10:31]: SuAkihiro: and I will eat your nanomachines
[18:10:33]: gollark: By mechanisms I mean code.
[18:10:40]: heav_: wow, this windy garden sure is spreading.
[18:10:42]: heav_: as in isn't.
[18:10:45]: RubenKnijn: yep
[18:10:51]: gollark: Wow, it sure continues to print Test: until it hits RAM limits.
[18:10:52]: heav_: i'll wait here for a few more years.
[18:10:53]: SuAkihiro: damn I'm good
[18:10:56]: gollark: Of course, on CC, there are no RAM limits.
[18:11:03]: SuAkihiro: shut up
[18:11:03]: [S] AlexDevs: wait who the hell is SuAkihiro
[18:11:05]: gollark: You can literally use 7TB of RAM and nothing can stop you.
[18:11:08]: [S] AlexDevs: and why did i block them
[18:11:18]: gollark: AlexDevs: the test subject for the GTech™ improved neural interface™.
[18:11:21]: heav_: SuAkihiro is SuAkihiro. i /ignored them too earlier, actually.
[18:11:24]: SuAkihiro: I was there like month or more ago
[18:11:27]: heav_: they're sort of annoying.
[18:11:30]: [D] Lemmmy: oh no
[18:11:39]: [S] AlexDevs: i don't remember ignoring anyone recently
[18:11:40]: SuAkihiro: I'm pretty sure I was there more than a month ago
[18:11:41]: gollark experienced kinetic energy
[18:11:43]: SuAkihiro: maybe like half a year
[18:11:45]: RubenKnijn: gollark can we continue the interview
[18:11:45]: Returned you to your previous location.
[18:11:51]: SuAkihiro: gollark
[18:11:52]: gollark: Oh, right, heav is here now!
[18:11:52]: [S] AlexDevs: i should investigate my reasoning
[18:11:55]: heav_: i am here!
[18:11:57]: gollark: heav_, are you available for interviewing?
[18:11:58]: SuAkihiro: can we play tetris
[18:12:02]: heav_: hmm. maybe?
[18:12:02]: gollark: I am stuck in the floor.
[18:12:05]: gollark: This precludes Tetris.
[18:12:08]: SuAkihiro: your problem
[18:12:10]: SuAkihiro: come
[18:12:14]: gollark: Oops.
[18:12:20]: Warped to home "suakihiro2" successfully.
[18:12:24]: gollark: Sorry, things.
[18:12:25]: gollark experienced kinetic energy
[18:12:35]: heav_: okay, interview, i guess?
[18:12:37]: RubenKnijn: Yep
[18:12:38]: SuAkihiro: nice
[18:12:45]: heav_: pick the most optimal integer. explain your reasoning.
[18:12:45]: RubenKnijn: Let's do this in a Discord:tm: group chat
[18:12:47]: heav_: i see.
[18:12:51]: *DistantTemple has gone AFK.
[18:12:51]: heav_: we could just do it here though.
[18:12:54]: RubenKnijn: I guess
[18:13:07]: heav_: anyway, my question still holds.
[18:13:17]: [S] AlexDevs: oh ik why i blocked you
[18:13:23]: [S] AlexDevs: it's worth it
[18:13:33]: RubenKnijn: 2, I've used this integer the most
[18:13:39]: heav_: i see.
[18:13:55]: SuAkihiro: I need somewhat good desktop environment for OC but not mineOS
[18:13:57]: heav_: if green bees suddenly entered a bee inversion zone™, what would the proper protocol be?
[18:14:19]: RubenKnijn: I would need to have read the documentation of being an intern at GTech
[18:14:30]: heav_: interesting.
[18:14:35]: heav_: how many sides doesn't a hexagon have?
[18:14:44]: *PC_Cat has gone AFK.
[18:14:55]: RubenKnijn: It doesn't have 5, or 7
[18:14:57]: SuAkihiro: 6
[18:15:06]: SuAkihiro: how many holes does a human have?
[18:15:12]: heav_: and what of hexagons in high intensity apioferromagnetic fields?
[18:15:26]: Returned you to your previous location.
[18:15:41]: Warped to home "suakihiro" successfully.
[18:15:42]: *PC_Cat is no longer AFK.
[18:15:48]: RubenKnijn: I have no idea, I'm still assuming not 5
[18:15:55]: heav_: are you sure about that answer?
[18:16:04]: Warped to home "suakihiro2" successfully.
[18:16:15]: RubenKnijn: No, because I don't know the answer
[18:16:23]: RubenKnijn: But let that be my final answer
[18:16:26]: heav_: i see. this will be considered.
[18:16:32]: gollark: heav_ is being slightly obtuse. An apioferromagnetic field is generally isomorphic to an n-dimensional ferroapiomagnetic field, but for small n.
[18:16:47]: heav_: yes, but that's part of the interview process.
[18:16:53]: heav_: anyway, next question.
[18:16:59]: heav_, help
[18:17:03]: [me ➡ heav_]: Are you to ask it or am I?
[18:17:11]: heav_: if you were to design a bee rotation cuboid™, how blue would it be? (in standard blueness units.)
[18:17:12]: SuAkihiro: the fuck
[18:17:17]: [heav_ ➡ me]: you can ask the next one.
[18:17:20]: [me ➡ heav_]: Great!
[18:17:24]: SuAkihiro: god damn it
[18:17:53]: RubenKnijn: I personally think it would be Pantone 319
[18:18:03]: heav_: in standard blueness unitsw.
[18:18:07]: heav_: units*, even.
[18:18:39]: [S] AlexDevs: this blue: #171849
[18:18:43]: RubenKnijn: I don't think thats the exact color, but 378966
[18:18:48]: heav_: i see.
[18:18:52]: [heav_ ➡ me]: okay, your turn.
[18:18:54]: gollark: Suppose that there exist three (3 (base 10)) omniscient idols. One of them always tells the truth, the other always lies, and the other always answers randomly. What do you do? What impact would these actions have on GTech™ stock prices?
[18:18:55]: [S] AlexDevs: i like this blue 171849
[18:19:19]: gollark: Oh, and you can ask a total of three (3) questions to them.
[18:19:38]: SuAkihiro: lets gooo
[18:19:49]: SuAkihiro: huh
[18:19:50]: SuAkihiro: it's
[18:19:51]: SuAkihiro: stuck
[18:19:54]: SuAkihiro: what's going on
[18:19:59]: RubenKnijn: I personally wouldn't ever know which were which, so I'd not be well off in asking them anything.
[18:20:01]: You can change the colour of your claims on Dynmap with /claimcolour.
[18:20:07]: SuAkihiro: oh
[18:20:09]: [heav_ ➡ me]: wow.
[18:20:12]: SuAkihiro: wow
[18:20:13]: gollark: Is that your final answer?
[18:20:14]: [heav_ ➡ me]: are you sure you want to hire this person?
[18:20:14]: SuAkihiro: cool
[18:20:21]: RubenKnijn: I think the effect on GTech Stock prices would be negligable
[18:20:21]: [me ➡ heav_]: I don't. This is a really long joke.
[18:20:28]: [S] AlexDevs: i would ask the answer to a simple arithmetic equation which i already know the answer
[18:20:28]: SuAkihiro: amazing
[18:20:29]: [heav_ ➡ me]: i know, my message was part of it.
[18:20:35]: SuAkihiro: I got linux running
[18:20:35]: gollark: I should think that, as an employee, you should aim to increase the stock price.
[18:20:36]: [heav_ ➡ me]: their answer was actually quite bad though.
[18:20:36]: gollark: MAssively.
[18:20:45]: [S] AlexDevs: so i can determine the truth idol
[18:20:46]: gollark: Where MA is defined as F, of course.
[18:20:47]: [heav_ ➡ me]: you could easily deduce which is which in 3 questions probably.
[18:21:01]: [me ➡ heav_]: Yes. I didn't even say yes/no questions only. AlexDevs is right.
[18:21:05]: *DistantTemple is no longer AFK.
[18:21:18]: [me ➡ heav_]: You don't even need to. Just ask all 3 of them what the cure for cancer is or something.
[18:21:18]: [heav_ ➡ me]: okay, my turn.
[18:21:18]: SuAkihiro: okay so the real question is which package manager it uses
[18:21:19]: RubenKnijn: gollark, that is one of my goals. increasing GTech Stocks
[18:21:31]: heav_: what value would you bring/subtract/not affect/oscillate to GTech™?
[18:21:38]: heav_: and how?
[18:22:49]: RubenKnijn: I would work on some programs and manage a storefront for GTech if desired
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[18:25:54]: heav_: or don't.
[18:25:59]: gollark: Imagine a uniform, infinitely long cylinder rotating about a point. It is subject to a uniform magnetic field of strength 3 teslas.
[18:26:20]: SuAkihiro: help
[18:26:23]: gollark: An object of mass 12 exagrams is traveling toward the point about which the cylinder rotates at 0.999999999999999999999 c.
[18:26:37]: [heav_ ➡ me]: i don't think a "uniform magnetic field" can actually happen like that?
[18:26:39]: SuAkihiro: home directory doesn't exist
[18:26:39]: [S] AlexDevs: that's heavy
[18:26:40]: SuAkihiro: wow
[18:26:52]: [me ➡ heav_]: Not in reality. This is an approximation.
[18:27:31]: gollark: Around the point there is also a cloud of bees, each with charge +/- 5*10^-9 C and mass 0.1g.
[18:27:45]: gollark: There are 1.2*10^8 bees in total.
[18:28:20]: *RubenKnijn has gone AFK.
[18:28:20]: gollark: The bees are randomly assigned positive or negative charge.
[18:28:23]: The server you were on kicked you: Kicked from switchcraft: Timed out
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[18:28:35]: [D] gollark: Ugh, I'll just use Discord.
[18:29:00]: [D] gollark: No, you are not being interviewed for a position.
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[18:29:34]: heav_: not presently. wait a bit.
[18:29:34]: [S] AlexDevs: i can wait
[18:29:34]: *RubenKnijn is no longer AFK.
[18:29:34]: [D] gollark: The magnetic field is maintained in the direction perpendicular to the rotation of the cylinder.
[18:29:56]: [D] gollark: Well, I guess there are two directions, so "a" direction.
[18:30:03]: You can change the colour of your claims on Dynmap with /claimcolour.
[18:30:48]: SuAkihiro: this is huge
[18:30:51]: - enes18enes left the game
[18:30:51]: [D] gollark: Anyway, one point 120km up the cylinder has an electrical potential difference of 103.6kV from the point about which it is rotating.
[18:31:27]: DistantTemple: damn this pastebin. Do any of you use it? It used to work fine!!!!
[18:31:33]: [D] gollark: The cylinder is also purple in coloration.
[18:31:33]: [S] AlexDevs: :)
[18:31:35]: PC_Cat: DistantTemple devbin.dev
[18:31:36]: SuAkihiro: oh come on
[18:31:45]: [D] gollark: How much energy does a negatively charged bee require to go to the point 120km up?
[18:32:06]: RubenKnijn: Good question
[18:32:12]: [D] gollark: It is, yes.
[18:32:20]: [D] gollark: Thank you for complimenting my sheer interview skills.
[18:32:20]: [D] gollark: I am simply that good.
[18:32:27]: DistantTemple: so you are recommending devbin instead. What are the commands from within the turtle?
[18:32:43]: PC_Cat: ask Alex :)
[18:32:46]: [S] AlexDevs: devbin still not in the rom?
[18:32:50]: [S] AlexDevs: that's sad
[18:32:56]: PC_Cat: nope, no progress on the pr
[18:32:58]: [D] gollark: Are you intending to answer the question?
[18:33:06]: [S] AlexDevs: perhaps the third time wasn't the good one
[18:33:09]: [D] gollark: You did say it was good. So you probably ought to.
[18:33:09]: RubenKnijn: My expectation is that the magnetic field can propulse the bee, since it is light and the cylinder is spinning at almost the speed of light
[18:33:18]: RubenKnijn: In which case it would take almost no energy
[18:33:22]: heav_: the bee is not made of light,
[18:33:24]: heav_: .
[18:33:32]: [D] gollark: Bees are made of bee matter. These bees mass 0.1g.
[18:33:34]: [D] gollark: Please pay attention.
[18:33:53]: RubenKnijn: I do know
[18:33:56]: PC_Cat: DistantTemple I think you can download the devbin script from pastebin: https://pastebin.com/Ev3AJq4Q
[18:33:56]: [D] gollark: Reconsider your answer. You have 0 to infinity seconds.
[18:34:08]: *gollark has gone AFK.
[18:34:13]: RubenKnijn: ∞ seconds?
[18:34:29]: [D] gollark: Congratulations on being able to use an amount of Unicode.
[18:34:36]: [D] gollark: We at G Tech™ consider this a core skill.
[18:34:45]: DistantTemple: ok will have a go at the devbin...... thankyou.
[18:34:49]: *gollark is no longer AFK.
[18:34:55]: SuAkihiro: man I'm just trying to get this linux OS working
[18:35:12]: [S] AlexDevs: do not trust that pastebin
[18:35:16]: [S] AlexDevs: download it from the source
[18:35:18]: [S] AlexDevs: https://raw.githubusercontent.com/SwitchCraftCC/SwitchCraftROM/561b28b33590389d005621fbd09857004d5100d2/switchcraft/assets/computercraft/lua/rom/programs/devbin.lua
[18:35:20]: PC_Cat: Wheres the source
[18:35:25]: SuAkihiro: what
[18:35:26]: DistantTemple: ty will do
[18:35:27]: PC_Cat: AlexDevs that is what is in the pastebin
[18:35:28]: RubenKnijn: I am learning this as we speak, I've learnt how to say æ, Æ and ™, and infinity of course
[18:35:30]: SuAkihiro: alex what are you talking about
[18:35:32]: PC_Cat: I just copied it from that url
[18:35:33]: [S] AlexDevs: but it's not the source
[18:35:41]: [D] gollark: This is observed. Do you have a new answer for the question yet?
[18:35:46]: PC_Cat: well if ur wgetting then sure
[18:35:56]: heav_, help
[18:36:05]: RubenKnijn: No, that was the best option my brain has concieved
[18:36:06]: [me ➡ heav_]: For a "practical test" maybe we could take them to the SBF and ask how they would optimize it.
[18:36:11]: gollark: I see. Your final answer is noted.
[18:36:12]: [heav_ ➡ me]: oh yes, good idea.
[18:36:21]: [heav_ ➡ me]: they're next to it right now, actually.
[18:36:28]: Warped to home "sbf2" successfully.
[18:36:32]: Warped to home "sbf" successfully.
[18:36:34]: [me ➡ heav_]: Useful!
[18:36:38]: heav_: observe the building you are next to.
[18:36:48]: heav_: this is the "secret bee facility". you should be familiar with it by now.
[18:36:53]: RubenKnijn: Yes I am
[18:37:00]: heav_: now, given the clearly suboptimal layout, what would you do to improve it?
[18:37:08]: heav_: consider the colour of the flowers too.
[18:37:41]: RubenKnijn: You could space apart the apiaries a bit further, uhm
[18:37:47]: gollark: Interesting!
[18:37:48]: RubenKnijn: Maybe expand downwards
[18:37:54]: RubenKnijn: To bedrock,
[18:37:59]: [me ➡ heav_]: Ask them to justify their changes?
[18:38:11]: heav_: please explain your reasoning for each individual change.
[18:38:11]: RubenKnijn: The bee facility is chunk centered, which is nice to see
[18:38:24]: DistantTemple: sorry AlexDevs, don't I need to get that script onto the turtle? If I follow the link I open it on my PC.
[18:38:38]: heav_: use wget, distanttemple.
[18:38:41]: PC_Cat: DistantTemple on the turtle "wget [url]"
[18:38:45]: PC_Cat: I can help if you want
[18:38:46]: [S] AlexDevs: just copy the link
[18:38:49]: [S] AlexDevs: and download it
[18:39:03]: [S] AlexDevs: it's http anyway
[18:39:28]: PC_Cat: DistantTemple so copy the url, and type wget [URL]
[18:39:33]: PC_Cat: so wget https://raw.githubusercontent.com/SwitchCraftCC/SwitchCraftROM/561b28b33590389d005621fbd09857004d5100d2/switchcraft/assets/computercraft/lua/rom/programs/devbin.lua
[18:39:38]: RubenKnijn: That's about what I can imagine right now
[18:39:45]: heav_: do you plan to explain any of your changes?
[18:39:49]: DistantTemple: you cant see the turtle screen
[18:39:52]: RubenKnijn: Oh, good idea
[18:39:59]: heav_: i did request you do so.
[18:40:01]: You can change the colour of your claims on Dynmap with /claimcolour.
[18:40:03]: PC_Cat: DistantTemple no, I can't
[18:40:10]: [S] AlexDevs: what's wrong
[18:40:24]: PC_Cat: but just do this on the turtle? wget https://raw.githubusercontent.com/SwitchCraftCC/SwitchCraftROM/561b28b33590389d005621fbd09857004d5100d2/switchcraft/assets/computercraft/lua/rom/programs/devbin.lua
[18:40:35]: DistantTemple: how can you help without seeing the screen?
[18:40:49]: RubenKnijn: Expanding downwards to bedrock would allow for more density per chunk. Although the spacing of the apiaries might not allow for more efficiency, that would require some testing
[18:40:52]: [S] AlexDevs: DistantTemple, is it erroring?
[18:41:01]: heav_: interesting!
[18:41:01]: heav_, help
[18:41:04]: [me ➡ heav_]: My turn?
[18:41:06]: heav_: would you make any other changes?
[18:41:08]: heav_, help
[18:41:10]: [me ➡ heav_]: Okay.
[18:41:10]: PC_Cat: Just click the command I put in chat, and press CTRL+V in the turtle
[18:41:14]: heav_: again, i must stress the importance of the flower colour.
[18:41:22]: [heav_ ➡ me]: not yet, their answer is too bland.
[18:41:23]: DistantTemple: ok
[18:41:38]: [heav_ ➡ me]: and wrong too, since spacing out the apiaries would be bad.
[18:41:43]: RubenKnijn: I would switch the glass panes color to be matching with the flower color
[18:41:47]: heav_: i see.
[18:41:49]: DistantTemple: it says downloaded as devbin
[18:41:49]: [me ➡ heav_]: Yes, I don't know why they didn't consider the source code.
[18:41:52]: PC_Cat: nice
[18:41:52]: heav_: would this make it more efficient?
[18:42:02]: PC_Cat: now use devbin just as you would with pastebin
[18:42:04]: RubenKnijn: I don't know, but it would look cooler
[18:42:16]: gollark: Actually, yellow is widely considered a high-temperature color.
[18:42:16]: DistantTemple: well that should work
[18:42:23]: heav_: this has been noted and will be taken into consideration at the conclusion of this interview.
[18:42:26]: [heav_ ➡ me]: your turn?
[18:42:28]: DistantTemple: i need to put my file on devbin
[18:42:31]: gollark: Next question!
[18:42:32]: gollark: PotatOS has a system of "superglobals", where values set on keys of nil and the string metatable are globally shared between all computers. What do you think a reasonable and efficient way to implement this would be? Be specific.
[18:42:40]: PC_Cat: DistantTemple in that case use ``debin put`
[18:42:43]: PC_Cat: devbin put*
[18:42:44]: DistantTemple: thankyou. I can probably do it now
[18:42:48]: PC_Cat: np
[18:43:01]: gollark: Knowledge of potatOS architecture is a vital skill for any GTech™ employment employee.
[18:43:17]: gollark: Although this isn't actually that related to that.
[18:43:42]: heav_: you, of course, should already know some of this, since 0.0513% is non-antimemetic and accessible to the public via source code.
[18:43:51]: RubenKnijn: You could have the superglobals on a central server and pull the superglobals from there, maybe do some load balancing on the server end when PotatOS gets popular
[18:44:00]: heav_: could you be more specific?
[18:44:17]: [heav_ ➡ me]: idea: keep asking them to clarify repeatedly until they get annoyed?
[18:44:20]: [me ➡ heav_]: Good idea.
[18:45:00]: RubenKnijn: You could host an index.json file on a website, let's say superglobals.potatos.osmarks.net and have that served by a program like caddy, or casket
[18:45:13]: gollark: Do you not realize the obvious problems with this approach?
[18:45:33]: RubenKnijn: Then on the client side you can do an HTTP GET request to set the superglobals
[18:45:37]: gollark: !!!
[18:45:40]: gollark: !!!!!!!
[18:45:43]: [S] AlexDevs: set? with GET?
[18:45:48]: [S] AlexDevs: are you drunk?
[18:45:52]: gollark: This is a clear violation of HTTP conventions.
[18:45:58]: *Krissur is no longer AFK.
[18:46:00]: RubenKnijn: set the superglobals on the client end
[18:46:09]: [S] AlexDevs: did  you drink too much vodka?
[18:46:10]: RubenKnijn: I'm only talking about actually receiving the superglobals
[18:46:12]: gollark: I see. Can you be more specific?
[18:46:19]: [S] AlexDevs: (which is made from potatoes)
[18:46:24]: gollark: And how would the mechanism for updating superglobals work?
[18:46:44]: gollark: Remember: as any potatOS user knows, they can be changed from any potatOS™-connected computer.
[18:47:01]: heav_: also, consider edge cases, like temporarily offline computers.
[18:47:10]: [S] AlexDevs: are you trying to replicate the string metatable bug?
[18:47:12]: heav_: unrelatedly, windy gardens spread.
[18:47:19]: gollark: We did that ages ago. I'm asking how RubenKnijn would do it.
[18:47:30]: [S] AlexDevs: i see
[18:47:31]: [D] Lemmmy: unknown.png impulse purchase
[18:47:51]: DistantTemple: Thankyou Alex and PC_Cat. Success, my first file transferred perfectly from my PC to my turtle via DevBin... on a roll now...
[18:47:53]: [S] AlexDevs: gollark, such feature is very easy to implement
[18:47:53]: RubenKnijn: Damn I was writing something and it just dissapeared
[18:47:58]: RubenKnijn: Thanks Minecraft
[18:48:02]: [me ➡ AlexDevs]: I know that. I DID implement it.
[18:48:08]: [me ➡ AlexDevs]: This is a test of THEIR skill and potatosness.
[18:48:10]: PC_Cat: :D
[18:48:11]: [AlexDevs ➡ me]: ok cool
[18:48:18]: [me ➡ AlexDevs]: Well, not those specifically, but whatever.
[18:48:25]: [AlexDevs ➡ me]: i will not provide any tip to help him
[18:48:34]: [me ➡ AlexDevs]: Good, good.
[18:49:16]: RubenKnijn: Anyway, as I was writing. You would have the client set up a websocket connection to the server, then get all of the superglobals through the websocket connection. In the case that the computer is offline you would queue the event to happen within the next
[18:49:18]: RubenKnijn: 15 minutes
[18:49:31]: gollark: What is the advantage of websockets over a HTTP-based approach?
[18:49:43]: RubenKnijn: That's what I'm writing right now
[18:50:03]: You can create GriefPrevention claims with a golden shovel. Get one by running /kit gp!
[18:50:16]: RubenKnijn: To write the superglobals back, you'd need to announce the changes to the server using the websocket connection. then initiate a redownload of all the superglobals on all of the other computers
[18:50:16]: [heav_ ➡ me]: back.
[18:50:23]: [heav_ ➡ me]: someone wants me to beta test a game, but i'll do that later.
[18:50:26]: RubenKnijn: From the server
[18:50:30]: gollark: Interesting.
[18:50:32]: [AlexDevs ➡ me]: that sounds inefficient
[18:50:39]: [me ➡ AlexDevs]: Yes, they could just send deltas, probably.
[18:50:51]: [AlexDevs ➡ me]: exactly, just send the updated field
[18:50:55]: RubenKnijn: Using a websocket based connection would allow you to send commands back and forth about when to pull the data and the changes happening
[18:51:00]: [heav_ ➡ me]: wow, the windy gardens do spread.
[18:51:14]: [heav_ ➡ me]: they have an oddly big range.
[18:51:27]: gollark: How would you manage issues with the websockets disconnecting unexpectedly?
[18:51:38]: gollark: Be specific. Websocket disconnection has been an issue in the past.
[18:52:01]: RubenKnijn: When the websocket would disconnect unexpectatly, force a reconnect and redownload of the data
[18:52:09]: gollark: I see.
[18:52:16]: heav_: would you specifically handle the case where there was no internet for an extended period?
[18:52:21]: heav_: if so, how?
[18:52:42]: [AlexDevs ➡ me]: i would have just downloaded the updated fields by using a nonce randomly generated at boot
[18:53:02]: [AlexDevs ➡ me]: it's efficient network-wise
[18:53:06]: RubenKnijn: I would try to reconnect every say, 30 seconds. Or ping the server every 10 seconds to check if it's reachable, when it is you would reinitiate the websocket connection
[18:53:08]: [AlexDevs ➡ me]: and also less iterations
[18:53:14]: [me ➡ AlexDevs]: PotatOS computers already have UUIDs. Would the server have to track the last seen time for each UUID and all the changes since then, or something?
[18:53:24]: heav_: would you do anything special if it was disconnected and the user attempted to write data, however?
[18:53:34]: heav_: how would you handle this case?
[18:53:40]: [AlexDevs ➡ me]: possibly, have a timeout of the pending data
[18:53:46]: RubenKnijn: I would queue the write event to after the data is downloaded, then send back a write to the main server
[18:53:51]: [AlexDevs ➡ me]: let's say 30 seconds
[18:54:04]: heav_: would this queue persist, or be stored in memory?
[18:54:11]: heav_: justify your choice.
[18:54:20]: [AlexDevs ➡ me]: if it reconnects before the 30 seconds, it gets the updated fields, otherwise the server treats it as a just booted computer
[18:54:33]: [me ➡ AlexDevs]: Seems reasonable. I don't know if they would regularly be changed that fast but whatever.
[18:54:37]: [heav_ ➡ me]: okay, brb.
[18:54:42]: RubenKnijn: I think it should be persistent. In the case the computer unexpectatly rebooted
[18:54:48]: [AlexDevs ➡ me]: exactly, you don't know, it is possible tho
[18:54:51]: gollark: Noted.
[18:54:52]: gollark: Imagine the potatOS computer only had network access via DNS queries. How would you adapt the protocol?
[18:54:56]: [AlexDevs ➡ me]: and has a chance to happen
[18:55:17]: RubenKnijn: Read from the queue after the boot sequence is done and the connection is done. Then execute all events
[18:55:18]: [AlexDevs ➡ me]: this is how Soqet works for http long polling
[18:55:32]: [me ➡ AlexDevs]: SPUDNET HTTP polling is mostly stateless, which I prefer.
[18:55:42]: [me ➡ AlexDevs]: You just send a recv command with a channel and key and such.
[18:55:49]: [AlexDevs ➡ me]: how do you receive the pending data?
[18:56:02]: [AlexDevs ➡ me]: you must store it somewhere, right?
[18:56:12]: [me ➡ AlexDevs]: The recv command completes early with some data if there's some.
[18:56:12]: RubenKnijn: I would not be able to integrate it with DNS queries since the solution requires a constant connection to be open
[18:56:22]: gollark: Design an alternative protocol which could work.
[18:56:32]: RubenKnijn: Also, DNS queries are able to be weirdly routed and eventually not end up at the server
[18:56:35]: [AlexDevs ➡ me]: i'm not sure how that works
[18:56:51]: [me ➡ AlexDevs]: When you do "recv", the server registers a callback on that channel.
[18:57:08]: [me ➡ AlexDevs]: It is not persisted after that callback is called.
[18:57:09]: RubenKnijn: But I personally have not worked with DNS query traffic before
[18:57:37]: RubenKnijn: At least putting things in there which aren't actual DNS
[18:57:38]: gollark: I see. You may look up DNS-related information for the purposes of this interview.
[18:58:13]: gollark: Note that CC is not capable of directly sending or receiving DNS traffic, and this must be taken into account.
[18:58:23]: gollark: It can, however, do so as a side effect of HTTP access.
[18:58:32]: RubenKnijn: I need to go in three minutes, so I'd prefer to just leave it here
[18:58:36]: gollark: I see.
[18:58:41]: gollark: Thank you for your time.
[18:58:46]: gollark: We'll interview you further in the future or past.
[18:58:50]: RubenKnijn: Alright
[18:59:15]: RubenKnijn: You like my NI setup gollark?
[18:59:29]: gollark: I can't actually see any of what it's doing unless I enable the backdoors.
[18:59:38]: RubenKnijn: Let me show you something
[18:59:40]: *heav_ has gone AFK.
[18:59:42]: gollark: Sure*.
[18:59:58]: RubenKnijn: Check modem traffic coming from me
[19:00:03]: Give us a call if you need help! +1 (904) 867-4600
[19:00:08]: Warped to home "constructionsite" successfully.
[19:00:19]: gollark: I can't exactly localize it easily.
[19:00:30]: gollark: It seems vaguely plausible that you're doing traffic to an Opus system somewhere.
[19:00:33]: [S] AlexDevs: me, using soqet to protect my position from GPS towers
[19:00:37]: gollark: I could turn on the trilaterator somewhere.
[19:00:41]: Returned you to your previous location.
[19:00:42]: RubenKnijn: well, just select a distance lower than 15
[19:00:43]: Warped to the default home successfully.
[19:00:45]: Returned you to your previous location.
[19:00:55]: gollark: You do realize that my neural interface is not yet capable of using all channels at once?
[19:00:55]: Returned you to your previous location.
[19:01:04]: [S] AlexDevs: why not just send a screenshot?
[19:01:04]: Returned you to your previous location.
[19:01:07]: Warped to home "constructionsite" successfully.
[19:01:15]: *DistantTemple has gone AFK.
[19:01:17]: gollark: The VLA isn't sending anything particularly interesting.
[19:01:22]: *SuAkihiro has gone AFK.
[19:01:24]: RubenKnijn: Hold on
[19:01:35]: gollark: Oh, laser commands of some kind.
[19:01:40]: RubenKnijn: Yep, they don't seem to be receiving
[19:01:41]: RubenKnijn: Hold on
[19:01:48]: gollark: Do you have two neural interfaces?
[19:02:11]: RubenKnijn: Maybe
[19:02:13]: RubenKnijn: It works now
[19:02:47]: Returned you to your previous location.
[19:02:54]: gollark: How safe.
[19:02:59]: RubenKnijn: I know right
[19:03:02]: *DistantTemple is no longer AFK.
[19:03:03]: RubenKnijn: I was using local modems before
[19:03:32]: RubenKnijn: I call it niExpander™
[19:03:53]: [S] AlexDevs: already 20:03?
[19:03:55]: RubenKnijn: I dont have any security set up
[19:03:57]: RubenKnijn: Yep
[19:03:59]: RubenKnijn: I need to go now
[19:04:00]: [S] AlexDevs: how did time pass so fast
[19:04:02]: RubenKnijn: Cya
[19:04:04]: RubenKnijn: AlexDevs ikr
[19:04:05]: gollark: None? Maybe I'm messing up the protocol. Oh well.
[19:04:11]: RubenKnijn: Yep
[19:04:18]: Returned you to your previous location.
[19:04:18]: [D] Lemmmy: managed to get low-latency audio streaming working :smile:
[19:04:19]: RubenKnijn: Anyway, cya!
[19:04:22]: [D] Lemmmy: hopefully it doesn't break like it always does!
[19:04:24]: Returned you to your previous location.
[19:04:24]: [D] Lemmmy: cya knijn
[19:04:27]: gollark: "Goodbye".
[19:04:30]: [S] AlexDevs: bye
[19:04:39]: - RubenKnijn left the game
[19:04:51]: [D] Knijn: Why is gollark so gollark - @Lemmmy
[19:04:58]: [D] Knijn: (edited) "Why is gollark so gollark" - @Lemmmy
[19:05:08]: [D] Knijn: Anyway for real cya!
[19:05:12]: PC_Cat: cya
[19:05:18]: [S] AlexDevs: why did you feel the need to ping them lmao?
[19:05:42]: [D] gollark: I don't remember them saying that.
[19:06:08]: [S] AlexDevs: maybe it was in voice chat
[19:06:14]: [D] gollark: Oh, that makes sense.
[19:06:28]: [S] AlexDevs: i saw ruben with lemmmy in vc earlier
[19:06:34]: [D] gollark: Maybe I should spy on them with a speech to text to speech system.
[19:06:53]: [S] AlexDevs: skipping text will make it more efficient
[19:07:08]: [D] gollark: Why?
[19:07:18]: [S] AlexDevs: so you have a speech to speech only
[19:07:21]: [D] gollark: What would I do with a speech to speech system? That would be silly.
[19:07:22]: [S] AlexDevs: same input same output
[19:07:37]: [S] AlexDevs: it is silly lol
[19:08:02]: *DistantTemple has gone AFK.
[19:09:11]: [S] AlexDevs: gollark, i randomly found GTech:tm: secret tunnel network
[19:09:54]: gollark: Cool.
[19:09:56]: *heav_ is no longer AFK.
[19:10:01]: You can create 3D claims with /cuboidclaims!
[19:10:13]: gollark: Did you find the Urn Street terminal or a random tunnel segment?
[19:10:25]: [S] AlexDevs: Urn street terminal
[19:10:42]: *SuAkihiro is no longer AFK.
[19:10:53]: AlexDevs experienced kinetic energy
[19:10:57]: *DistantTemple is no longer AFK.
[19:11:00]: SuAkihiro: F
[19:11:01]: PC_Cat: how do I wrap a endrIO chst?
[19:11:02]: Krissur: F
[19:11:18]: [S] AlexDevs: we have enderio installed?
[19:11:21]: SuAkihiro: no
[19:11:23]: PC_Cat: no i ment
[19:11:29]: PC_Cat: EnderStorage
[19:11:36]: [S] AlexDevs: oh i think with oc relays
[19:11:41]: SuAkihiro: there is basically no tech mods
[19:11:41]: PC_Cat: you better be joking
[19:11:49]: PC_Cat: no wait
[19:11:50]: [S] AlexDevs: why would i joke
[19:12:01]: PC_Cat: AlexDevs milo does it without a relay
[19:12:09]: [S] AlexDevs: ah
[19:12:18]: [S] AlexDevs: i thought you wanted to change channel
[19:12:19]: PC_Cat: tho the network id dosent work
[19:12:30]: PC_Cat: no, transfer items
[19:12:35]: [S] AlexDevs: just wrap it as a normal chest
[19:13:09]: PC_Cat: Ye thats what I tried... Well it seems I forgot to tie the cables, my bad
[19:13:20]: SuAkihiro: alex
[19:13:34]: SuAkihiro: alex
[19:14:56]: *heav_ has gone AFK.
[19:15:14]: *gollark has gone AFK.
[19:15:28]: SuAkihiro: do I have friends
[19:15:42]: [D] Lemmmy: revitalised my OBS setup
[19:16:40]: *DistantTemple has gone AFK.
[19:16:41]: *Krissur has gone AFK.
[19:16:57]: *gollark is no longer AFK.
[19:17:07]: - SuAkihiro left the game
[19:17:27]: *DistantTemple is no longer AFK.
[19:17:37]: AlexDevs experienced kinetic energy
[19:17:42]: PC_Cat: f
[19:17:55]: [D] Lemmmy: now i just need to be inspired
[19:17:59]: [S] AlexDevs: i severely overstimated my flying skills
[19:20:03]: You can create 3D claims with /cuboidclaims!
[19:23:43]: *AlexDevs has gone AFK.
[19:25:15]: *Krissur is no longer AFK.
[19:25:29]: *DistantTemple has gone AFK.
[19:25:37]: PC_Cat: my bee farm is not operation
[19:25:41]: PC_Cat: operational*
[19:25:46]: PC_Cat: now*
[19:25:59]: PC_Cat: I god @ spelling
[19:27:56]: A teleport request was sent to PC_Cat.
[19:28:01]: You have teleported to PC_Cat's location.
[19:28:06]: gollark: Apioformic!
[19:28:07]: *DistantTemple is no longer AFK.
[19:30:02]: The Krist commands are /balance, /deposit, and /pay!
[19:31:23]: *Krissur has gone AFK.
[19:32:59]: PC_Cat: ill just let my bee farm continue
[19:33:01]: *PC_Cat has gone AFK.
[19:33:46]: [D] Heav: hi!
[19:33:49]: *PC_Cat is no longer AFK.
[19:33:51]: PC_Cat: hello!
[19:33:53]: [D] Heav: how did the interview go?
[19:34:06]: gollark: They had to leave, sadly.
[19:34:24]: [D] Heav: i see. did you conclude the potato os part of the interview?
[19:34:26]: gollark: After I asked them how they would tunnel their protocol idea over DNS.
[19:34:29]: gollark: No, they didn't finish that.
[19:34:42]: [D] Heav: sad.
[19:35:21]: *Krissur is no longer AFK.
[19:35:42]: [D] Heav: how would they?
[19:37:04]: *DistantTemple has gone AFK.
[19:38:04]: *PC_Cat has gone AFK.
[19:40:03]: You can create GriefPrevention claims with a golden shovel. Get one by running /kit gp!
[19:40:15]: AlexDevs, DistantTemple, Krissur, Luca_S, PC_Cat, gollark, heav_
[19:40:19]: gollark: Sorry, I was AFK.
[19:40:51]: gollark: So I'm not sure how you'd get much information (more than ~1 bit) to the computer end, but you could easily send a bunch of data up.
[19:40:55]: *PC_Cat is no longer AFK.
[19:41:19]: gollark: Just query aashgajkga[DATA].bees.osmarks.net and get a response back from an osmarksDNS™ server.
[19:42:07]: [D] Heav: no, i know how i'd do it.
[19:42:08]: [D] 6_4: txt records?
[19:42:11]: gollark: No, CC can't read those.
[19:42:15]: [D] Heav: i mean how would they do it?
[19:42:21]: gollark: Oh, they didn't respond to that.
[19:42:23]: gollark: Scroll up a lot.
[19:50:02]: You can create 3D claims with /cuboidclaims!
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[19:54:13]: gollark: DistantTemple.
[19:54:15]: PC_Cat: did that unicode thing cause problems? ._.
[19:54:23]: gollark: No.
[19:54:24]: gollark: Probably.
[19:54:58]: PC_Cat: I posted the ukraine unicode in chat, its invis
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[20:44:49]: [S] AlexDevs: yes
[20:44:50]: *AlexDevs is no longer AFK.
[20:44:52]: *heav_ is no longer AFK.
[20:44:53]: gollark: Oh, I'm logged in.
[20:44:55]: heav_: oh beeee.
[20:44:55]: Warped to home "sbf" successfully.
[20:44:59]: heav_ has requested that you teleport to them.
[20:44:59]: Accept - Deny
[20:45:02]: You have teleported to heav_'s location.
[20:45:02]: You have accepted the teleport request.
[20:45:03]: heav_: i fear this.
[20:45:10]: gollark: The garden replicators?
[20:45:11]: heav_: the windy gardens. they SPREAD.
[20:45:17]: [S] AlexDevs: no one can see bot pastes tho, they're unlisted automatically
[20:45:23]: gollark: Do an exponential regression?
[20:45:25]: heav_: why?
[20:45:32]: gollark: We should predict.
[20:45:34]: heav_: i'm fine with just leaving them be.
[20:45:47]: heav_: plus, i don't know windy garden rules™ and they're subjected to complicated constraints.
[20:46:00]: heav_: like not taking over existing spaces, the landscape, random tick rate, nearby players, etc.
[20:46:14]: heav_: also, brb, beta testing some game.
[20:46:27]: gollark: Well, the idea of regression™ is that if we just count them at various times, we can draw a line (metaphorical) and determine the future of thing.
[20:47:02]: [S] AlexDevs: this is an example of bot paste https://devbin.dev/MdfoPSXF
[20:47:10]: [S] AlexDevs: it's unlisted
[20:48:25]: *EfeAltan is no longer AFK.
[20:50:03]: You can create GriefPrevention claims with a golden shovel. Get one by running /kit gp!
[20:50:47]: heav_: okay, you're responsible for counting then./
[20:53:29]: *AlexDevs has gone AFK.
[20:53:50]: *gollark has gone AFK.
[20:54:47]: The server you were on kicked you: Kicked from switchcraft: Timed out
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[20:55:18]: gollark: I don't believe in counting.
[20:55:52]: The server you were on kicked you: Kicked from switchcraft: Timed out
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[17:39:24]: PC_Cat: wb gollark tm!
[17:39:25]: gollark: Consider.
[17:39:32]: Lemmmy: wb
[17:39:40]: gollark: Wow, Lemmmy is an ominous new colour.
[17:40:01]: You can install MBS, a Mildly Better Shell, on your computer by running mbs install.
[17:40:10]: PC_Cat: Just the last like 5 min Lam has had 4 different colors
[17:40:14]: PC_Cat: Lem*
[17:40:42]: gollark: I assume this is part of a system to convey cognitohazards and/or AACS master keys in different name colors.
[17:41:28]: Lemmmy: i just happened to have spare gui space so i filled it with something practical
[17:42:00]: gollark: Is "something practical" a color picker?